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Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex -
12-07-2009, 05:47 PM
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It looks like the train stops in "Koebenhavn" wherever that is.
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Norway I think. Anyway, I don't think it's realistic to expect us to all come at the same time. Let's try to be there at 8 AM GMT (whatever that is) tomorrow morning (Koebenhavn time, that is). This should be easier than the Austrian trip last year.
And to be fair to One eyed Jack, he should get first dibbs at rebuking these harlots.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex -
12-07-2009, 05:52 PM
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Norway I think. Anyway, I don't think it's realistic to expect us to all come at the same time. Let's try to be there at 8 AM GMT (whatever that is) tomorrow morning (Koevenhavn time, that is). This should be easier than the Austrian trip last year.
And to be fair to One eyed Jack, he should get first dibbs at rebuking these harlots.
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I'll be there at 18 O'clock, whatever that means. I'll do my best to find you. My mobile phone number is being sent by pm to all involved.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex -
12-07-2009, 05:52 PM
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Norway I think. Anyway, I don't think it's realistic to expect us to all come at the same time.
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I would be really surprised if you all came at the same time, considering how far everyone has to travel.
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12-07-2009, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Always carry cash (or a goat.)
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Bugger. I just checked, and Virgin charges extra for goats and doesn't accept them as hand luggage!
Meh.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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12-07-2009, 06:24 PM
I would like to wish you all success in your efforts to Save® the unsaved eurotrash. You will be in my prayers.
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12-07-2009, 06:44 PM
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Bugger. I just checked, and Virgin charges extra for goats and doesn't accept them as hand luggage!
Meh.
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No problem on Czechoslovakian railways!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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12-07-2009, 06:56 PM
That's it then! Wide Open drives to Chech Chezh Chik Central Europe and takes the train to Denmark with his goat!
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12-07-2009, 06:57 PM
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Where are we going to meet up? Here?
(Her legs look a bit odd TBH. Is she sitting on a fish? )
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Welcome to Copenhagen, Brother. Well that's a local demi-urge known as a "mermaid".
Maybe this would be a good opportunity to witness to the Danes from Exodus: " Thou shalt make thee no molten gods." (34:17)
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Judah buys a wife, Tamar, for his son Er, who is then slain by The Lord. Judah instructs Onan to marry Tamar. Onan is not please with this idea and “spills his seed upon the ground.” Thus The Lord slew Onan as well. (There’s a lesson for young men here.) Judah is now running out of sons but has a young one call Shelah. So he tells Tamar to wait in her father’s house until Shelah is old enough (probably around 12).
Tamar did this but even when Shelah became a man, he was not given Tamar.
After some years, Judah’s daughter died and, to find solitude he went off to see some sheepshearing. Now Tamar heard of this and took off her widows clothes and dressed as a harlot, a veil covering her face. When Judah passed by her, he thought her to be a prostitute, so he asked her how much she charged.
It turned out that her price was a goat and, not having a goat immediately to hand, Judah gave her his ring as a deposit. And “went in unto her.” He later came back with the goat but Tamar had gone.
Tamar became pregnant as a result, and three months later was dragged out to be burned as a harlot. However, Tamar now produces Judah’s ring, to which Judah commented, Ge:38:26: And Judah acknowledged them, and said, She hath been more righteous than I; because that I gave her not to Shelah my son. And he knew her again no more.
Morals: 1. we see the delightfully clear reasoning as to why prostitutes should be burned (or not.) 2. Always carry cash (or a goat.)
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An even more obvious moral is that only whores hide their faces behind a veil:
Genesis 38:15 When Judah saw her, he thought her to be an harlot; because she had covered her face.
I must caution you, however. The streets of modern Eurabia are full of women who have " covered her with a vail, and wrapped herself" (Genesis 38:14) Under no circumstances should you approach these women with your COP15 identity card and a goat.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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12-07-2009, 07:05 PM
This message is so disgusting. A typical situation that happens everyday in socialist eurabia. I´m so ashamed to be live in this place where whores offer their services for free.
This wouldn´t happen in a Christian free market society
It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...
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Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex -
12-07-2009, 07:46 PM
Lord yes! I'm coming!
No matter how backward or third world the country is. Be it Mexico, Costa Rica, Japan or even Denmark, anywhere there are free or reasonably priced whores to witness to, you know you can count on me to be there.
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12-07-2009, 08:26 PM
Well, it's been quite a day so far! Pastor Zeke woke me by kicking in my front door while it was still dark (sorry for locking it)! After rebuking me for not sleeping in my pilot's uniform as I got dressed, we sped across Freehold in one of (I forget which one, it was early) the Pastor's Escalades. To the car we sideswiped while crossing Main street against the light, that was my fault. I think my involuntary screams of terror were a bit distracting to Pastor Zeke.
He began to calm down as some of the other Pastors and normal passengers started arriving at the AirJesus terminal. He even stopped yelling at the ground crew after a few minutes. They got the G550 fueled and prepped in record time, and I think I can rehire most of the guys Pastor ordered me to fire in a few days when we get back to Freehold.
Right now, we are in London refueling. I'm on my laptop (thank you Lord for Your glorious WiFi!) in the cockpit. Pastor Zeke is yelling at the English ground crew. I can see him waving a KJV 1611 over his head as we speak! We should be in Denmark soon! Get ready to be saved, you filthy Euro WHORES!
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12-07-2009, 08:35 PM
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we sped across Freehold in one of (I forget which one, it was early) the Pastor's Escalades.
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I prefer the earlier Escalades, as well.
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12-07-2009, 08:37 PM
Memorize these images, this is what you are up against Pastors:
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12-07-2009, 09:33 PM
This train has whiffy, I don't know what it means, but my laptop computer does work because of "Whiffy" I caught an earlier train and am on my way!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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12-07-2009, 11:59 PM
Almost there brothers! I'll be the first one off the plane (I often act as a Spiritual Shield when entering dangerous territory such as those strip clubs in downtown Des Moines) and we'll be ready to RATTLE SATAN's CAGE in Copenhagen!
Brother BJ and his boys in security are with us. The DOF reports a nest of boy prostitutes waiting for my ministrations. I can't wait to wade into that sea of sweaty foreign flesh, Bible in hand, rock hard for Jesus, shouting GLORY TO GOD!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex -
12-08-2009, 12:18 AM
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Almost there brothers! I'll be the first one off the plane (I often act as a Spiritual Shield when entering dangerous territory such as those strip clubs in downtown Des Moines) and we'll be ready to RATTLE SATAN's CAGE in Copenhagen!
Brother BJ and his boys in security are with us. The DOF reports a nest of boy prostitutes waiting for my ministrations. I can't wait to wade into that sea of sweaty foreign flesh, Bible in hand, rock hard for Jesus, shouting GLORY TO GOD!!
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Glory Pastor. We will be all over any of those she-males the minute the even glance at your behind Pastor. Trust me these she-male-sisterhood of Satan is going down on this one. SATAN; JESUS IS COMING!
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12-08-2009, 12:42 AM
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Memorize these images, this is what you are up against Pastors:
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Stand back! I'll witness to this one!
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12-08-2009, 01:51 AM
Praise Jesus, the prayer warriors of Landover shall triumph. There are no more upstanding Christians anywhere, and I'm sure every man jack of us will remain firm with these harlots. Indeed, if we hold God before us the Spirit shall penetrate even the most jaded and depraved of these fallen women.
Then I shall fall upon these old but disjointed knees and cast my gaze upon Paradise, dewy as with pearls and milky honey, and I shall cry aloud in praise as the Gates open before me! Oh, how sweet shall this taste upon my aged but still-flexible tongue!
Afterwards I'll catch up with you guys at Ricco's Kaffebar on Istedgade, OK? Amen.
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12-08-2009, 09:23 AM
What a nightmare. The gypsies got my goat somewhere along the way. I lost some of my luggage while I was sleeping. But, I am here now and ready to insert some of God's love into those harlots.
I'm the one carrying this sign
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"8": Neither left she her whoredoms brought from Egypt: for in her youth they lay with her, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured their whoredom upon her.
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Ezekiel, chapter 23
So where are you all at? I'm in an internet cafe, they call them " bøssebar" and I've been preaching to a girl named
kvinde medenpølse.
I'm leaving soon and I'll head off for Ricco's Kaffebar on Istedgade.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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12-08-2009, 01:34 PM
I left that place in a hurry, let me tell you! That's a figure of speech. I really don't want to talk about it. I am ashamed. When the Lord calls us I know we should answer and witness his word no matter how depraved the situation. I bow my head, because as I was fleeing, I am 100% certain I heard a certain Landover Pastor preaching like I've never heard it preached before.
Pastor, my hat is off to you. I did wilt in the face off the enemy, but you stood tall, erect, and proud while delivering the Lord's word!
I would envy you, but that's a sin. I left my sign in the "internet cafe" so i have made a new one,
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"29": Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
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Leviticus, chapter 19
Now Landoverites! We must get together. Where are you now. I'm resting my feet after some preaching at, or as near to as I could get, the Bella centre.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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