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Default God is real and I want Him to Stone me - 04-29-2012, 12:40 PM

i am sick of reading your immoral bs on this site. Why do you believe in god and all of that? because you were raised to. thats the only reason. if you werent raised on this brainwashing crap then you would think reasonably and you wouldnt be so hateful people. IF GOD IS REAL MAY HE STRIKE ME DOWN NOW. but he wont, oh no, if theres a god, he doesnt give a crap what we do, what we find attractive, what we eat. you all honestly need some serious mental help. all i see on this site is JUDGING of other people which is really contradictory to yourself. and according to your scriptures hypocrites should be put to death. SO GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELVES.
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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 12:52 PM

im still here, idiots
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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 12:58 PM

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i am sick of reading your immoral bs on this site. Why do you believe in god and all of that? because you were raised to. thats the only reason. if you werent raised on this brainwashing crap then you would think reasonably and you wouldnt be so hateful people. IF GOD IS REAL MAY HE STRIKE ME DOWN NOW. but he wont, oh no, if theres a god, he doesnt give a crap what we do, what we find attractive, what we eat. you all honestly need some serious mental help. all i see on this site is JUDGING of other people which is really contradictory to yourself. and according to your scriptures hypocrites should be put to death. SO GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELVES.
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How would we know if God struck you down? You are on the internet, so we wouldn't be able to determine if you just left or were actually struck down by God Almighty, would we?

More proof that atheists are stupid.

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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 01:02 PM

the fact that im still posting, i think (unlike you people), provides proof enough
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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 01:07 PM

told by who? there is absolutely no proof that anything in the bible is written by any sort of god. try thinking for yourself, its really quite amazing! morals can be gained from learning what your actions do to others and how you would feel if those actions were done to you. imagine you were a homosexual (you cant control if you are or you arent) and there was a massive group of people who hated you JUST because of who you are and they are told to by an ancient book with no credibility whatsoever. this is my last post as im going to bed and not because god smighted me
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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 01:14 PM

Goodnight Matt

While you are lying in your bed think about what we have said. The Bible has guided billions of people for thousands of years and you think you know better than them. It is not too late for redemption, Jesus loves everyone (within reason).

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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 01:31 PM

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told by who? there is absolutely no proof that anything in the bible is written by any sort of god. try thinking for yourself, its really quite amazing! morals can be gained from learning what your actions do to others and how you would feel if those actions were done to you. imagine you were a homosexual (you cant control if you are or you arent) and there was a massive group of people who hated you JUST because of who you are and they are told to by an ancient book with no credibility whatsoever. this is my last post as im going to bed and not because god smighted me
No one ever said God wrote the Bible, do not be ridiculous. God had the Bible written, He just Ok'd the final proofs.

Being a Homersexual is a very bad choice. A person pays for that choice by having God (and all those decent people who follow Him) hate them and follow Biblical law whenever possible.

God will smote you in your sleep, that is one of His most Favorite Methods.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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told by who? there is absolutely no proof that anything in the bible is written by any sort of god. try thinking for yourself, its really quite amazing! morals can be gained from learning what your actions do to others and how you would feel if those actions were done to you. imagine you were a homosexual (you cant control if you are or you arent) and there was a massive group of people who hated you JUST because of who you are and they are told to by an ancient book with no credibility whatsoever. this is my last post as im going to bed and not because god smighted me

Well, prayer worked yet another time! mattk1996 never posted back after he was smote in his sleep by baby Jesus, the Prince of Peace himself! But just in case matt was possessed by a powerful homosexual demon, we better be on the lookout for a zombie matt posting here. If zombie matt posts, I'll be the first one to tell him to PROVE that he's not a zombie.
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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 05:31 PM

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Matthew 25:13 teaches us that God's timing is his own.

Where do we say that God strikes you down immediately if he doesn't like you? The fact that you are still here is no proof that you are a good person or that there is no God.

Rather, Matthew 13:40-43 explains how this works. On Judgment Day you either go with Jesus or to Hell. You will be cast into the lake of fire. Revelation 20:10.

But nowhere in the Bible is this concept that the bold of lightening comes down when you deny God and defy Him as you have done here. Let's not be ridiculous. Christianity is far more consistent and logical than that. You still have time to turn to Christ and the fact that you are NOT dead is PROOF of his mercy and love for you.


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Default Re: If God is real - 04-30-2012, 03:08 AM

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Your continued presence on God's favorite forum only proves that Jesus has called you here for a reason.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 01:06 PM

So you think HE is the atheist representative?

he isnt. no one is. every atheist is diffrent.
Unlike you who are all the same.


Thats what you are: Homophobic Homos that all their knowledge about anything comes from a silly book.


Also: You know what baptists thought of the internet when it was invented?
Here: LALALA I DONT LISTEN INTERNET IS SATAN IT ISNT IN BIBLE I DONT HEAR YOU *BIBLE QUOTE* *BIBLE QUOTE*

the last genaration of baptist would call YOU fake christians.
and i bet you would call the next genaration of baptists fake christians as well.
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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 12:54 PM

Welcome to God's favourite interwebsite

If you don't like what we believe and say there is a simple solution:
clear off and spew your hate-filled venom at someone who deserves it (e.g. homers, cathlicks, joos etc).

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Default Re: If God is real - 04-29-2012, 12:57 PM

homosexuals do not deserve any hate unless they are bad people. i have multiple gay and bisexual friends (hey peter!) and they are all very good, moral people. they dont choose to be attracted to what they are, and they cant change themselves.
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homosexuals do not deserve any hate unless they are bad people. i have multiple gay and bisexual friends (hey peter!) and they are all very good, moral people. they dont choose to be attracted to what they are, and they cant change themselves.
The Bible tells us what to do with homers:

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Look it up, it's there in black and white. We follow the Bible and do what it tells us (unless secular law forbids it). Does that make us bad people? No - we are simply doing what we are told - what is wrong with that?

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Default Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me - 04-29-2012, 02:58 PM

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i am sick of reading your immoral bs on this site. Why do you believe in god and all of that? because you were raised to. thats the only reason. if you werent raised on this brainwashing crap then you would think reasonably and you wouldnt be so hateful people. IF GOD IS REAL MAY HE STRIKE ME DOWN NOW. but he wont, oh no, if theres a god, he doesnt give a crap what we do, what we find attractive, what we eat. you all honestly need some serious mental help. all i see on this site is JUDGING of other people which is really contradictory to yourself. and according to your scriptures hypocrites should be put to death. SO GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELVES.
So if I beleive in God because of science and Intelligent Design which I learnt at university you would exempt me from having to kill myself?

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So if I beleive in God because of science and Intelligent Design which I learnt at university you would exempt me from having to kill myself?

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I'm sure he could make an exception

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I'm sure he could make an exception

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In my desire to be Biblically perfect, I do not know if I could go against Gods gentle request. It just seems so, well wrong to defy Him.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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In my desire to be Biblically perfect, I do not know if I could go against Gods gentle request. It just seems so, well wrong to defy Him.
Do not misunderstand me Brother James. The small he refers to Matt, a big He would refer to God. In no way would I go against his word which I obey to the letter.

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Default Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me - 05-01-2012, 02:56 AM

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In my desire to be Biblically perfect, I do not know if I could go against Gods gentle request. It just seems so, well wrong to defy Him.
If I may, I would like to ask you exactly how you could be "Biblically perfect"

Does it not state CLEARLY in 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 that "know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

With those piercings in your ears and tattoos on your body, are you not desecrating the Lord's Temple with such things?
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