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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
I don't understand this at all. Why is Sarah Palin not running? She would crush Hillary Clinton in a landslide.
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Good question, Brother Cranky. My understanding it Sister Sarah will have a big role to play after Donald wins the primaries.
Sarah has those blue collar creds, her husband being a fisherman. Donald needs some of that.
I've told Donald's people he needs to do some photo op work reflecting rural and blue collar identification. My suggestion is he be photographed standing beside a cow with his hand on its front shoulder. The Iowa State Fair starts this week and there will be lots of cows.
Staff likes the idea. The problem is Donald does not shake hands because it is so unsanitary. Touching a cow is out of the question, they said. If he wore surgical gloves the press would make a big thing out of that.
This is unresolved but we are all working on a solution.