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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser! -
12-21-2014, 04:30 PM
(Your lucky your birthday is so close to JESUS'!!)
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Cresser! -
12-21-2014, 04:43 PM
Happy birthday, Brother in Christ! You are so lucky to have your birthday so close to the birthday of Sweet Baby Jesus. Let's hope we'll be celebrating your next birthday in Heaven with our Lord!
Isaiah 11:6
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Posts: 5,447
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Cresser! -
12-21-2014, 05:05 PM
Happy birthday, Brother Creeser! I hope you have happiness just shoved right into your face today!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Cresser! -
12-21-2014, 07:42 PM
May the LORD bless you with a wonderful birthday that appeals to your flesh without tainting your soul.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Cresser! -
12-21-2014, 08:13 PM
Happy Birthday, Brother Creeser!
I hope you are enjoying that cake I've sent you!
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Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In the kitchen
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Cresser! -
12-21-2014, 10:56 PM
Happy Birthday and may the good Lord bless you!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Cresser! -
12-22-2014, 05:54 AM
Happy Birthday, Brother Creeser, and I hope that Jesus will heal those bungles or carbuncles or whatever those growths are on your feet, because they smell awful in Church.
Oh, and don't forget to send over your birthday Love Offering.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: True Southern Belle in Richmond, VA
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Cresser! -
12-22-2014, 07:30 AM
Happy Birthday!
Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,450
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Cresser! -
12-22-2014, 07:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoryOS
...I hope you have happiness just shoved right into your face today!
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Huge, surprisingly buoyant happiness.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Cresser! -
12-22-2014, 12:17 PM
Happy Birthday John.
I'd of gotten you a present but this months budget all went to Jesus. Could you imagine His Wrath had I joo'd him to get you something?
Be glad He did not chop of an arm or rip your eyeballs out. It is the season to be thankful.
Maybe next year He will call you to Heaven so you may sit upon His Right Hand.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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