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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 06-30-2011, 10:06 AM

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Its Amazing that you a "True Christian" Fails to realize that that verse came from the OT
Who cares that it came from the OT?

Matthew 22:37-39 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
This is the first and great commandment.
And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

Where did Jesus get those sayings from?

Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.

Leviticus 19:17-18 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.
18Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.

What did Jesus say when Satan tried to tempt Him?

Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Where did Jesus get that from?

Deuteronomy 8:3 And he humbled thee, and suffered thee to hunger, and fed thee with manna, which thou knewest not, neither did thy fathers know; that he might make thee know that man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the LORD doth man live.

So tell me where Jesus came to abolish the law?

As lain out in Matthew 5? Perhaps you have read it.

17Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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On Jesus, I have also noticed that you guys just pick a portion and throw it across to confuse the daft. Here is a completion of that verse for your perusal if you will
::::22 And, behold, a woman of zCanaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, athou Son of David; my daughter is grievously bvexed with a devil. 23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, cSend her away; for she crieth after us. 24 But he answered and said, dI am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. 25 Then came she and eworshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. 26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children’s bread, and to cast it to fdogs. 27 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters’ table. 28 Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.:::

that simply means that whatsoever the case... if you persevere., God can save anyone!!!!!
24 But he answered and said, dI am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children’s bread, and to cast it to dogs.

Meaning the woman He was speaking with.

Look at Matthew 7. What is Jesus saying to us there?

Matt. 7:6
Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.


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The Moral to the Story:

1.) Stop Quoting verses out of Context
Tell me how I am quoting this out of context.

2 Timothy 4:1-2 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

2 John 1:10-11 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

Galatians 1:8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
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Thumbs down Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 06-30-2011, 01:59 PM

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Not all of these people were Pharisees or Sadducees. Indeed, many of them weren't.

"DOGS" Matt. 7:6 Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs" (see also 2 Peter 2:20-22, Rev. 22:15)
"SWINE" Matt. 7:6 "...neither cast your pearls before swine"
"VIPERS" Matt. 3:7 "O generation of vipers..." (see also Matt. 12:34, 23:33 and Luke 3:7)
"HYPOCRITES" Matt.6:2 "...as the hypocrites in the synagogues..." (see also Matt.6:5, 16, 15:7, 16:3, 22:18, 23:13-15, 29, 24:51, Mark 7:6, Luke 11:44, 12:56)
"CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL" John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil..." (see also Acts 13:10)
"PERVERSE" Mat. 17:17"...O faithless and perverse generation" (see also Luke 9:41, Acts 20:30, Phil. 2:15, 1Tim. 6:5)
"REPROBATE" 2Cor 13:5-7 "...except ye be reprobates" (see also Rom 1:28, 2Tim. 3:8, Tit. 1:16)
"HEATHEN" Mat. 6:7 "...as the heathen do" (see also Mat.18:17, Act 4:25, 2Cor. 11:26, Gal. 1:16, 2:9, 3:8)
"FOOLS" Mat. 23:17 "...Ye fools and blind" (see also Luke 12:20, 1Cor.15:36, Mat.23:19, Luke 11:40, 24:25, Eph. 5:15)
"WICKED AND ADULTEROUS" Mat. 16:4 "A wicked and adulterous generation" (see also Mat. 12:45, 13:49, 18:32, 21:41, 25:26, Luke 19:22, 1Cor. 5:13, 2Thes. 3:2, 2Pet. 2:7, 3:17)
"O YE OF LITTLE FAITH" (Christ's favorite name for His apostles!) Mat.6:30, 8:26, 14:31, etc., etc., etc.
"STIFFNECKED AND UNCIRCUMCISED" Acts7:53 "...stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart"
"LIARS, EVIL BEASTS, SLOW BELLIES" Titus 1:12 (see also 2Peter 2:12, Jude 10)
"ADULTERERS AND ADULTERESSES" Hebrews 13:4 "...whoremongers and adulterers God will judge" James 4:4 "Ye adulterers and adulteresses..." (see also Rom 7:3, Mat. 12:39, 16:4, Mark 8:38)
"WHITED WALL" Acts 23:3 Paul to the high priest .
Who were they?... People standing in the way of others, preventing them from recieving the Word., People that twist the Truth... People that resist the free flow of the world.

I come for the Lost House of Isreal, He always treats sinners with Soft Gloves .,

He resists people that resist the word... these are two different people. Yeah!!!


And for the Record you have coyly sidestepped the One About A man laying with his Daughter?
And we are addressing Irrelevant issues like name calling.,
Also Forgetting Most of the commandments He gave:
And Since we're quoting Scriptures.... Heres a Load Of Mine:

And I think this should go first!

James 1:26 ESV
If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person's religion is worthless.

Ephesians 4:29 ESV
Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.

Ephesians 5:4 ESV
Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.

Define TRASH::: An expletive, a curse. A way to express misery, disgust, or disaster. ..... Pig food. Junk food; trash; drek; a mess (put it with the other ~). .... In case you don't know.

Colossians 3:8 ESV
But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth.

James 3:8-10 ESV
But no human being can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison. With it we bless our Lord and Father, and with it we curse people who are made in the likeness of God. From the same mouth come blessing and cursing. My brothers, these things ought not to be so.

Colossians 4:6 ESV / 23 helpful votes
Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer each person.

Matthew 15:18-20 ESV
But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. These are what defile a person. But to eat with unwashed hands does not defile anyone.”

Luke 6:28 ESV
Bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you.

2 Timothy 3:2 ESV
For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy,

Ephesians 5:29 ESV
For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church,

Matthew 7:1-2 ESV
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you.

Matthew 4:7 ESV
Jesus said to him, “Again it is written, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.’”

Life and death is in the Power of the Tongue...
I have placed before you Life and death(Destiny), Pastor Nathaniel you have chosen!


Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-02-2011, 12:25 PM

This is absolutely horrendous.
You sick basterds. Why would you torture another human being? Holy piffle..

I'm actually speechless. I feel sick. You think it's weird that you have so many haters? Take a piffleing look at yourselves.

I'm deleting my account, this is just disgusting, honestly. If there is a heaven, you're obviously not getting in, mate. You have about as much chance as me.

Before I leave though, some tips.

It's called JEW. not JOO.
Do some research on the internet for spelling etc.
Stop hating on everybody, and everything. It's people like you that make the world like it is today. You're holding everybody back with your ridiculous bullshit.


Last but not least, get laid. You're starting to sound like woman the whole lot o ya.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-02-2011, 12:58 PM

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Why would you torture another human being?
Because in some cases God commands us to do that.

Deuteronomy 25:2 "And it shall be, if the wicked man be worthy to be beaten, that the judge shall cause him to lie down, and to be beaten before his face, according to his fault, by a certain number."

Proverbs 26:3 "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back."


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Cool Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-02-2011, 03:29 PM

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This is absolutely horrendous.
You sick basterds. Why would you torture another human being? Holy piffle..

I'm actually speechless. I feel sick. You think it's weird that you have so many haters? Take a piffleing look at yourselves.

I'm deleting my account, this is just disgusting, honestly. If there is a heaven, you're obviously not getting in, mate. You have about as much chance as me.

Before I leave though, some tips.

It's called JEW. not JOO.
Do some research on the internet for spelling etc.
Stop hating on everybody, and everything. It's people like you that make the world like it is today. You're holding everybody back with your ridiculous bullshit.


Last but not least, get laid. You're starting to sound like woman the whole lot o ya.
What a lot of hate. You really need to get out and get a Bible. Learn the Word of God©.
We do not hate anyone, we just follow the Bible. Why following the rules of decent society is a problem for you escapes me. People like you just want to make up your own rules, thinking you are better and know more than everyone, including God. That simply is not possible. I'll pray for you


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-03-2011, 08:14 AM

Dear Landover Baptists,
I'm all for the Middle eastern war, and god, and all the other shit.
However, your blatant racism is against the Bible.
"All human beings are created in the image and likeness of God, Genesis 1.26,27."
WHICH MEANS THAT ALL HUMAN BEINGS ARE EQUAL, you stupid motherpiffleers. I am a white, 24 year old man who disagrees with your church's ideals and all of what you stand for. I hearby sentence you stupid, ignorant bastards to Hell; By the way, i'm christian. BITCH, you say there are 100 million people with your beliefs? Well, there are 2.1 billion Christians.
You say you're American, and all for democracy? Well then, majority rules.
Get your dirty filthy asses out of America; you don't deserve to be here, and you most definitely should not be spreading your racist, bigot, invalid beliefs on the internet.

Sincerely,
The Majority.
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I am a white, 24 year old man who disagrees with your church's ideals
No one on this planet cares about your opinion. Absolutely no one. All you do is waste space.

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I hearby sentence you stupid, ignorant bastards to Hell
Only God can do that my friend, only God.

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By the way, i'm christian. BITCH, you say there are 100 million people with your beliefs? Well, there are 2.1 billion Christians.
Most people who claim to be Christians are not Christians. You being an excellent example of that.


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-03-2011, 08:36 AM

Now honestly, are going to challenge me to a scripture quotes battle? And good sir, I go to Saint Bartholomew's church every Sunday, and believe that the Lord God is up there somewhere. I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND I REALLY DON'T
GIVE A SHIT about what you think. I waste space? My friend, I would think twice before you insult a member of the armed forces. I will hunt you down, and put you where you belong; in Hell. Every time I go into Afghanistan or Iraq, I save worthless people like you. Without the hundreds of thousands Christian troops, your worthless ass would be terrorist bait. Nobody cares what I think? I beg to differ. And you are misinformed. God has already damned you to hell as soon as you became part of the Landover Baptist church.
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Now honestly, are going to challenge me to a scripture quotes battle? And good sir, I go to Saint Bartholomew's church every Sunday, and believe that the Lord God is up there somewhere. I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND I REALLY DON'T
GIVE A SHIT about what you think. I waste space? My friend, I would think twice before you insult a member of the armed forces. I will hunt you down, and put you where you belong; in Hell. Every time I go into Afghanistan or Iraq, I save worthless people like you. Without the hundreds of thousands Christian troops, your worthless ass would be terrorist bait. Nobody cares what I think? I beg to differ. And you are misinformed. God has already damned you to hell as soon as you became part of the Landover Baptist church.
Why would God damn us for following His word?

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-03-2011, 05:42 PM

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GIVE A SHIT about what you think. I waste space? My friend, I would think twice before you insult a member of the armed forces. I will hunt you down, and put you where you belong; in Hell. Every time I go into Afghanistan or Iraq, I save worthless people like you. Without the hundreds of thousands Christian troops, your worthless ass would be terrorist bait. Nobody cares what I think? I beg to differ. And you are misinformed. God has already damned you to hell as soon as you became part of the Landover Baptist church.
Dear Papist Fool;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping Mary and being sodomized by preists to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-28-2011, 08:16 AM

If God loved everyone, don't you think he'd make his home here amongst us, to bask in our happinness and perfection all the live long day? YET HE DOES NOT. No, indeed, he felt so sickened by "humanity" that he called his only Begotten Son home early, rather than have Him corrupted by the sinliness seen here.

It's like that mother in the news that God spoke to, who drowned her precious babes least they be tainted by this world.

Perhaps when we have washed the world clean, as we would do a Spring Cleaning for a reverent visitor, will Jesus return.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-28-2011, 08:24 AM

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If God loved everyone, don't you think he'd make his home here amongst us, to bask in our happinness and perfection all the live long day? YET HE DOES NOT. No, indeed, he felt so sickened by "humanity" that he called his only Begotten Son home early, rather than have Him corrupted by the sinliness seen here.

It's like that mother in the news that God spoke to, who drowned her precious babes least they be tainted by this world.

Perhaps when we have washed the world clean, as we would do a Spring Cleaning for a reverent visitor, will Jesus return.
Now, here you are almost making sense and you have a name like luciferxxxxxxx. Why would you worship the devil, when you are so close to the Truth?

God is responsible for everything.

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Amos 3:6
Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

Exodus 4:11
And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

Now, don't you feel ridiculous for following the evil one this whole time?
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-29-2011, 08:19 AM

If God loved everyone, don't you think he'd make his home here amongst us, to bask in our happinness and perfection all the live long day? YET HE DOES NOT. No, indeed, he felt so sickened by "humanity" that he called his only Begotten Son home early, rather than have Him corrupted by the sinliness seen here.

It's like that mother in the news that God spoke to, who drowned her precious babes least they be tainted by this world.

Perhaps when we have washed the world clean, as we would do a Spring Cleaning for a reverent visitor, will Jesus return.


Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-11-2011, 04:37 PM

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-13-2011, 05:26 AM

If you believe in freedom of speech(which I also support), I could say, "Jesus Christ never existed, Satan is king and overlord of everything, now I'm going to go masturbate and kill good, innocent Christian people". But I wouldn't because I don't believe that. But, you need to watch yourselves. Also, your political views on this website are the stupidest, most ignorant, arrogant scrawlings of bullshit that has ever existed. But, wait, if you banned me from your site, that would violate your belief of freedom of speech. piffle.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-13-2011, 06:32 AM

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If you believe in freedom of speech(which I also support), I could say, "Jesus Christ never existed, Satan is king and overlord of everything, now I'm going to go masturbate and kill good, innocent Christian people". But I wouldn't because I don't believe that. But, you need to watch yourselves. Also, your political views on this website are the stupidest, most ignorant, arrogant scrawlings of bullshit that has ever existed. But, wait, if you banned me from your site, that would violate your belief of freedom of speech. piffle.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-14-2011, 11:08 AM

I have never felt more sick and disgusted in my entire life.
You people are not working in God's name, you are committing some of the most blasphemous acts known to man.
You piffleing freaks are revolting, and I'd advise you to try living in the real world before you continue to plague the internet with your piffleing disgusting messages, pictures, and ideals.
Chances are you're all faggots anyway.
Wife beating and torture are now recommended?
WOULD YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO YOURSELVES.
This is not radicalism, this is the shit that asylums are made of.
I honestly cannot put everything I am feeling right now into words, so let me just go and throw up before I'm barred from the forum.
And just by the way, I'm a 17 year old Australian girl, I received a Catholic education and attend a Catholic high school, my best friend is gay and he's the most amazing person in the world, I've kissed several girls, I freaking love porn, I've cut myself, I've seen things you people would probably never even be able to fathom, and I think I'm just going to go and throw up all over my computer now.
P.S. I honestly did not want to do this, I wanted to engage in a reasonable and educated discussion with you people, but emotion overcame me.
No, not God (because he doesn't exist, idiots), but pure human decent emotion.
P.P.S. I'm going to throw dildos in your graves.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-14-2011, 11:31 AM

I live in the real world. I use my real name. I quote from the KJV Bible.

Tell me: where have you gone wrong, friend?

(James 5:19-20) "Brethren, if any of you do err from the truth, and one convert him; Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins."

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-14-2011, 11:34 AM

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Usual atheist drivel, blah, blah, blah


P.P.S. I'm going to throw dildos in your graves.
Why would you want to throw birds in our graves.

And by the way atheist I've got news for you. THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Have you NEVER heard of the expression 'As dead as a dildo'??

This shows how poor your catholic education was. All Atheist know nothing about the natural word that God created that is why they fall for all the evolution rubbish,

YIC

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 08-14-2011, 06:01 PM

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...Chances are you're all faggots anyway...my best friend is gay and he's the most amazing person in the world...
You're homophobic and your "best friend" is gay? Does he know that you actually hate him? If you're not honest with your "best friend", how can we trust anything you say here?


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