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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2010, 03:09 AM

i dont love any nation any more or any less then any other nation.
nationalism is pointless.
its the same planet, the same people, just different places.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2010, 03:43 AM

Hey.
I have a question.
Why is it that you are so obsessed,
I mean, really obsessed with the Enter button?
You start a new line after every sentence.
That's really not necessary.
It's like some disjointed bad haiku.
I mean, really bad.
Bad like it makes me want to tear out my eyes with forks.
Don't you think so too?
Don't you think it's annoying having to read text like this?
If not, why?
What's wrong with you?
How can any sane person not find this dreadfully annoying?
So please,
Answer this one question.



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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-20-2010, 07:58 AM

Wow, visiting this site really got me thinking about my beliefs in God. You people almost got me to stop believing! You almost got me good there satan, though I'm almost sure I'll finish in hell XD ! Well I guess I'd rather go to hell than be okay with a god that does not love everyone!
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-20-2010, 09:08 AM

because he/she is an inteligent person with morals...try it sometime.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-21-2010, 03:06 AM

hey jim.
maybe thats just how i like to type.
im so sorry if it gives you a headache to read it like this.
not like you read my post anyways.
bye jim.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-21-2010, 03:14 AM

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hey jim.
maybe thats just how i like to type.
im so sorry if it gives you a headache to read it like this.
not like you read my post anyways.
bye jim.

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-21-2010, 03:36 AM

It's a nerd-fag.


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-26-2010, 10:45 AM

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You hate mongering bigot! You will care about OUR Religion, just you see. You will be begging for Jesus to SAVE your worthless backside when the boys from Blackwater hall your backside off to a Haliburton run re-education camp in 2009. Jesus wipes His prefect feet on your worthless constitution, America needs only one law and that is The Bible.

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Thumbs down Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-26-2010, 11:08 AM

Haha, you might wanna consider banning me, 'cuz i'm gonna flame this forum so bad... But then again, it kinda deserves it too. I mean, the hatred you spread among your followers is sickening. I can hardly believe the Islam is THIS bad. I can not imagine the blindness of you people. Thank you for making me see how foul and stenchy your religion is. You have made me see that your religion is not about love, but about hate. The more, the better, it seems. In a way it makes sense, all these wars... All the pain in the world, poverty. It's all about religion. "Being special, yet belong somewhere". In this world we have over 35,000 different kinds and forms of Christianity, and everyone of them thinks he has the right answer.

I don't want to be saved by you, I want to be saved from you. Sweet death release me!
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-26-2010, 11:15 AM

Nick, all you do is talk of hate. Where is the love for your fellow man. What terrible thing happened to you that made you like this?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-26-2010, 12:38 PM

The terrible thing is religion in general. People here talk of people who should be shot because of their opinion, or their beliefs. People here are so sure about what they believe, that they loose vision of the whole.

I care for people with Down syndrom. That's where my love for the fellow man is. Do you think they should die, and perish in hell?
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-26-2010, 12:46 PM

Nick, how about you making your intro thread now.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Smile Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-26-2010, 12:52 PM

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The terrible thing is religion in general. People here talk of people who should be shot because of their opinion, or their beliefs. People here are so sure about what they believe, that they loose vision of the whole.

I care for people with Down syndrom. That's where my love for the fellow man is. Do you think they should die, and perish in hell?
Religion is a good thing, it explains everything, why things are the way they are and how things will be in the future.
God is the father of mankind. You hate your father, Nick?

Murder is wrong Nick, why do you want to shoot people?

We are sure about what we believe, what is wrong with confidence, especially when a person knows they are right?

Why do you think God inflicts people with downs, Nick?

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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-26-2010, 12:53 PM

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[...]I care for people with Down syndrom. That's where my love for the fellow man is. Do you think they should die, and perish in hell?
Nick, you're not a Christian are you?

And there lies the problem. We believe, because God says so, that it is essential to be baptized to enter God's Kingdom.

A prerequisite of Baptism is that the person being baptized understands the promise he makes to Jesus.

Now, you're not going to tell me that a mong can understand the complexities of baptism to the depth required by God. It therefore follows that no defective can enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

The only alternative is therefore Satan's Lair. So, yes, that is where all of your little fat friends end up, because that is what God says.

Your bit about dying is pointless, we all die.

So it is not that we believe that they should all die and end up in Hell, it is that God says they will.





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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-27-2010, 12:46 AM

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Do you think they should die
No.

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and perish in hell?
Most of them, yes.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 03-25-2010, 04:24 PM

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A new poll shows the Republican Party agrees with us on a wide variety of issues:
Because people are generally stupid. Heres some more fun 'facts' about Americans

Only 37% of young Americans can find Iraq on a map—though U.S. troops have been there since 2003.
6 in 10 young Americans don't speak a foreign language fluently.
20% of young Americans think Sudan is in Asia. (It's the largest country in Africa.)
48% of young Americans believe the majority population in India is Muslim. (It's Hindu—by a landslide.)
Half of young Americans can't find New York on a map.

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/ro...gLitsurvey.pdf

So when you agree to go bomb another country, it would be nice for your people to actually HAVE A CLUE of who they are murdering
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 03-25-2010, 04:30 PM

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Because people are generally stupid. Heres some more fun 'facts' about Americans

Only 37% of young Americans can find Iraq on a map—though U.S. troops have been there since 2003.
6 in 10 young Americans don't speak a foreign language fluently.
20% of young Americans think Sudan is in Asia. (It's the largest country in Africa.)
48% of young Americans believe the majority population in India is Muslim. (It's Hindu—by a landslide.)
Half of young Americans can't find New York on a map.

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/ro...gLitsurvey.pdf

So when you agree to go bomb another country, it would be nice for your people to actually HAVE A CLUE of who they are murdering
Our country is great because 4 of 10 kids can read another language. Half of them are from Mexico. 80% of kids know that Sudan is in Africa. I'm not surprised that people think India is Muslim; there are over 200 million of them over there, that's closer to the population of the U.S.A. than it is to the population of Egypt. Why would you want to go to New York?


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 03-25-2010, 04:36 PM

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Only 37% of young Americans can find Iraq on a map—though U.S. troops have been there since 2003.
How is being able to locate countries on a map an essential skill. Have the U.S. troops been accidentally sent to another country? No. Thus, Americans are well-capable to locate Iraq and send hundreds of thousands of troops there.

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6 in 10 young Americans don't speak a foreign language fluently.
They don't need to because all the foreign kids in foreign countries are being taught American. It would be like learning Swahili. Why waste time learning something you won't use. Please do not blame us for being efficient.

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20% of young Americans think Sudan is in Asia. (It's the largest country in Africa.)
Again, please explain why geographical knowledge is an essential skill. There are almost 200 countries. Are YOU willing to do a geography test to show how "stupid" you are? We simply don't need to know where every third-world country is.

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48% of young Americans believe the majority population in India is Muslim.
There's no effective difference between muslims hindoos or atheists: all go to Hell. Why bother with the details? They know that the majority is NOT Christian and that's what matters.

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Half of young Americans can't find New York on a map.
And again you use geographical knowledge as an intelligence test. Look at IQ tests: you find a lot of numerical sequences, logic, funny pictures and so on... not geography.

So all the scientists actually qualified to test intelligence do NOT use geography! And here you are pounding away on geography. That's dishonest.

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So when you agree to go bomb another country, it would be nice for your people to actually HAVE A CLUE of who they are murdering
You mean "whom". Do the bombs drop in the correct country? Yes? Then what's the problem? The bombs can pinpoint Iraq on the map. Americans aren't bombs.


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 03-26-2010, 12:16 AM

I'd like to know the definition of "young". Do you really expect a child from elementary to be able to answer those questions? It's just more American bashing.


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