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Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
07-21-2016, 06:24 AM
Pokemon GO is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to convince your children that evilution is real! In the real pokemon game they say that a pokemon created the universe! His name was arceus and he gave birth to many pokemon that created the world! Its not true damnit! The game promotes paganism pantheism and the worship of false idols. Teaching kids that pokemon created the world and evolved into different pokemon is insane and GOD WILL SMITE YOU IF YOU LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR POKEMON.
Pokemon is a tool created by SATAN HIMSELF! A japanese or a chinese or a koreanease or some asian fella created it. I fought in nam and I dont trust the slant eyed fells so I reckon Satan would have used one of them to enact his evil deeds.
KEEP POKEMON AWAY FROM YOUR CHILDREN.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
07-21-2016, 07:26 AM
Those no good chinks will do anything to hurt American business and this pokingmon is just another tool for their atheist communistical nation to use to try to knock America of it's perch as the best country in the world.
Can anyone doubt that Jesus will return any day now?
Hebrews 9:28 - So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
07-21-2016, 01:16 PM
I like it, and it gets kids out of the house n into Gods world.
It's just lots of fun n pretending
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
07-21-2016, 01:26 PM
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into Gods world.
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We only worship one God here, little girl.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
07-23-2016, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Those no good chinks will do anything to hurt American business and this pokingmon is just another tool for their atheist communistical nation to use to try to knock America of it's perch as the best country in the world.
Can anyone doubt that Jesus will return any day now?
Hebrews 9:28 - So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.
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I don't even know where to begin with this.
> communistical How under-educated are you? Pokemon isn't made in a communist country it's made in Japan. Japan is a Liberal Democratic country, China is a communist country.
>Chinks
Your redneck family must be proud of the way you describe people of a race that differs from your own.
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
07-23-2016, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Vessel of Christ
Pokemon GO is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to convince your children that evilution is real! In the real pokemon game they say that a pokemon created the universe! His name was arceus and he gave birth to many pokemon that created the world! Its not true damnit! The game promotes paganism pantheism and the worship of false idols. Teaching kids that pokemon created the world and evolved into different pokemon is insane and GOD WILL SMITE YOU IF YOU LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR POKEMON.
Pokemon is a tool created by SATAN HIMSELF! A japanese or a chinese or a koreanease or some asian fella created it. I fought in nam and I dont trust the slant eyed fells so I reckon Satan would have used one of them to enact his evil deeds.
KEEP POKEMON AWAY FROM YOUR CHILDREN.
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Woah! Nice, you exposed a game franchise that has existed for 20 years with literally no evidence to prove it's "satanic" or made by the supposed "illuminati" just through petty words written on a screen.
> GOD WILL SMITE YOU IF YOU LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR POKEMON.
Stop fabricating stuff, kiddo Pokemon has existed for 20 years no one has been smite-d over it.
>A japanese or a chinese or a koreanease or some asian fella created it. I fought in nam and I dont trust the slant eyed fells so I reckon Satan
You should tell an Asian you don't trust those "slant eyed fellas" and hey, if you're lucky you'll become asian yourself! Get it! they'll beat the piffle up, cunt.
Stop trying to think that everything in this world is direct violation of your religion because literally you entire argument is invalid.
ALLAHU AKBAR CYKA BLYAT FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
07-23-2016, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by FaZe_MtnDew
I don't even know where to begin with this...
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Yet somehow that didn't stop you.
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...>communistical How under-educated are you? Pokemon isn't made in a communist country it's made in Japan...
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Pokémon Go is made by Niantic, who are based in San Francisco. That's not in Japan.
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...>Chinks Your redneck family must be proud of the way you describe people of a race that differs from your own...
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Dr. Niles is from England, there are many places in the Bible where the faithful are told to fear and suspect the strange, and no, most of his family thinks he's a loon.
And Vessel of Christ is not a True Christian™ (but he is trying ), so don't expect authentic Biblical wisdom from him. Look for the True Christian™ label.
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
07-23-2016, 08:55 PM
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Yet somehow that didn't stop you.
Pokémon Go is made by Niantic, who are based in San Francisco. That's not in Japan.
Dr. Niles is from England, there are many places in the Bible where the faithful are told to fear and suspect the strange, and no, most of his family thinks he's a loon.
And Vessel of Christ is not a True Christian™ (but he is trying ), so don't expect authentic Biblical wisdom from him. Look for the True Christian™ label.
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Being literally honest, I was excepting a reply from some crazed middle-aged man screaming "YOU'RE A SINNER, ATTEND CHURCH MORE NOW!" writing an entire paragraph in full caps lock.
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Pokémon Go is made by Niantic, who are based in San Francisco. That's not in Japan.
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Ah, when I said "Pokemon is made in Japan" I was mainly referring to the handheld games, it was published by The Pokemon Company which is a Japanese company and Nintendo Japan + The Pokemon Company had an involvement with the creation of Pokemon Go. Niantic is indeed an American Company.
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
07-23-2016, 10:43 PM
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Being literally honest, I was excepting a reply from some crazed middle-aged man screaming...
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Sorry to disappoint.
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...Ah, when I said "Pokemon is made in Japan" I was mainly referring to the handheld games, it was published by The Pokemon Company...
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Moving the goalposts already? Tsk. This thread is about Pokémon Go (see the thread title), and our hosts appreciate people staying on topic.
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
09-13-2016, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Lyn (Ann's Sister)
I like it, and it gets kids out of the house n into Gods world.
It's just lots of fun n pretending
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Something to think about
"Pokemon" actually comes from two Japanese words that mean "Pocket Monster"... Meaning of the word Pokémon: a contraction of two Japanese words, "Poketto" and "Monsut," meaning "Pocket Monster"
Definition of Monster: a creature that is typically large, ugly, and frightening. Synonyms – rascal, beast, demon, brute, imp, devil.
The game uses to what I understand colored energy cards. Much of it is reminiscent of occult and eastern mysticism.
1. Revelation 21:27
He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.
2. Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Galatians 5:19-21
19. Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, 20. Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, 21. Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
09-17-2016, 06:31 AM
All the game does is encourages kids to exercise. So how is that Satanic please explain
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Re: Pokemon GO Is a tool made by the satanic illuminati to brainwash your children! -
09-17-2016, 01:18 PM
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All the game does is encourages kids to exercise. So how is that Satanic please explain
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I have a little game for you, called "prove your claims before asking other people to prove theirs": prove that it is NOT satanic.
The whole thread explains why it is satanic, so the burden of proof is on your side.
And, by the way, use scripture to prove your point, otherwise will be an empty attempt.
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