[Brother Guy Bayard]

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'

Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

[bluefire]

Lol. I've heard that one before but it is very good so i laughed again

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Brother Guy

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'

Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

Oh man; I just about pee'd my coveralls when I read that. It was a little racy and sexually overt but still funny.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Yes its a bit risque, (pardon my French) but I think The Good Lord will see the funny side this time...I have a cousin who swears she knows the people involved personally, but she's not naming names...I certainly have my suspicions. There's a new Pastor several counties away - I never liked him, and I bet he was viviting that single Woman who runs the haberdashery....I think she's 'loose'.