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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-01-2014, 11:34 AM
What level of English should own cashier? and that part of his duties? you can make me a work visa to her I went to the U.S. Embassy
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-10-2014, 07:00 PM
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This is one of the great down falls of America with the abolishment of slavery! You see had Abraham Lincoln not freed the slaves years back you would not have to look for work. You would be owned and not have to deal with this burden of having to find work in America. You would not have to beg for work or for food as both would be provided for you. I can see that you need discipline as well. That would be provided for you as well.
I am sure Mr. Lincoln regrets freeing the slaves now. That progressive president is responsible for the poverty and begging that is so common these days in America it makes me sick. I can see why Mary Todd opened the door for that Catholic Booth to shoot him. While she could not disagree with her husbands decision, she knew this was going to hurt her family.
Like the wonderful Pastor Ezekiel told you learn the bible!
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Colossians 3:22
Titus 2:9
Timothy 6:1
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Age, weight, height, allergies, are you a negro (preferred)?
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-11-2014, 07:40 AM
my nationality is Russian, and I am proud of it. my faith is Christian. how to understand the decline of America?
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-11-2014, 08:23 AM
Maybe you could try Hellywood. One of your compatriots did very well there.
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-11-2014, 08:44 AM
horrible movie =)
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-15-2014, 09:19 PM
Ruslan 111, What is your name? I have no time to sift through the posts to discover it.
Sister Basilissa: Please arrange for a work visa for this man. We can use him for the open position of general utility in the Michigan location, once you find me a building to buy. Have you been interviewing the men that sent applications for management? (Are any of them single?)
I am tempted to just hire you for that position if you think your pastor would allow it.
Ruslan, I MUST insist that you take a course in English upon your arrival here. I will ask Sister Basilissa to help you find one. No charge to you; I will pay for it.
America is a land of opportunity. My pie has opened doors for many, and I will see to it that my pie is your way to find peace, satisfaction, and a future. Bask in it!
By the way, are you married?
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-15-2014, 10:15 PM
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Sister Basilissa: Please arrange for a work visa for this man. We can use him for the open position of general utility in the Michigan location, once you find me a building to buy.
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About that. There is a location I was thinking about, it's a large property on the banks of the Tittabawassee river, just downstream from Dow Chemical in the lovely city of Midland.
Here is a photograph of the location (I'll send you more detailed photos of the building itself later):
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Well, this process is going slowly, I've got lots of applications, but I can't go through more than five each evening.
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I am tempted to just hire you for that position if you think your pastor would allow it.
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Oh, thank you, I'll ask him.
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-16-2014, 06:24 AM
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About that. There is a location I was thinking about, it's a large property on the banks of the Tittabawassee river, just downstream from Dow Chemical in the lovely city of Midland.
Here is a photograph of the location (I'll send you more detailed photos of the building itself later):
Well, this process is going slowly, I've got lots of applications, but I can't go through more than five each evening.
Oh, thank you, I'll ask him.
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Um, let's talk about this before I send the money. Did you bother to read the SIGN, sweetheart? And what takes so long to interview the men, dear? I think I'll fly to Michigan and handle this part on my own. You ask hubby about the job, and I'll find us a nice place.
Love,
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PS: Does everyone in your area have the same IQ as you? I'm praying for you.
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-16-2014, 03:24 PM
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Um, let's talk about this before I send the money. Did you bother to read the SIGN, sweetheart? And what takes so long to interview the men, dear?
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Dearest Sister Naomi: who cares if the river and the riverbanks are contaminated with dioxin (sounds like a made up name anyway)? This prime riverside location is cheap. Also, it is located close enough to Dow Chemical to attract the Godly men who work hard producing agent orange etc.
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I think I'll fly to Michigan and handle this part on my own. You ask hubby about the job,
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Sure thing. I'll ask "hubby" as soon as I have one. I'll keep you posted.
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Love,
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Yeah sure. If you want a "nice" place without any contamination, you'll end up buying a place in some desolate area of the Upper Peninsula. Do you think deers will enjoy your pie, dear?
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I don't understand why are you asking me this question.
Thank you dear, you can be so kind. Sometimes.
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-16-2014, 03:32 PM
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Ruslan 111, What is your name? I have no time to sift through the posts to discover it.
Sister Basilissa: Please arrange for a work visa for this man. We can use him for the open position of general utility in the Michigan location, once you find me a building to buy. Have you been interviewing the men that sent applications for management? (Are any of them single?)
I am tempted to just hire you for that position if you think your pastor would allow it.
Ruslan, I MUST insist that you take a course in English upon your arrival here. I will ask Sister Basilissa to help you find one. No charge to you; I will pay for it.
America is a land of opportunity. My pie has opened doors for many, and I will see to it that my pie is your way to find peace, satisfaction, and a future. Bask in it!
By the way, are you married?
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Hello! my name Ruslan.Vasilisy sister wrote about you. for me will be a great joy. if I'm going to work and will have the opportunity to learn English. I'm not married. Thank you for writing to me. PS waiting for your reply .....
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-16-2014, 08:32 PM
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Hello! my name Ruslan.Vasilisy sister wrote about you. for me will be a great joy. if I'm going to work and will have the opportunity to learn English. I'm not married. Thank you for writing to me. PS waiting for your reply .....
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Don't hop that plane too fast, Boris. There are problems in Michigan that I need to deal with first. So, sit your Russkie behind down and have some cold soup in the pig pen while I sort this out.
Lovingly,
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-16-2014, 10:28 PM
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Don't hop that plane too fast, Boris. There are problems in Michigan that I need to deal with first. So, sit your Russkie behind down and have some cold soup in the pig pen while I sort this out.
Lovingly,
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-17-2014, 12:37 AM
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Naomi Ruth Lamb. Please forgive her for raising your hope and then cutting it short. It seems like she is not sure what she wants, exactly.
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-17-2014, 01:32 AM
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This is one of the great down falls of America with the abolishment of slavery! You see had Abraham Lincoln not freed the slaves years back you would not have to look for work. You would be owned and not have to deal with this burden of having to find work in America. You would not have to beg for work or for food as both would be provided for you. I can see that you need discipline as well. That would be provided for you as well.
I am sure Mr. Lincoln regrets freeing the slaves now. That progressive president is responsible for the poverty and begging that is so common these days in America it makes me sick. I can see why Mary Todd opened the door for that Catholic Booth to shoot him. While she could not disagree with her husbands decision, she knew this was going to hurt her family.
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Yes, very logical if you are slave you don't need to beg to work or food, because you would have plenty of work and almost no food. But you also have no money, isn't that considered being poor?
You know if you want to be my slave I wouldn't mind just tell me
Isaiah 3:12 As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-17-2014, 03:19 AM
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Yes, very logical if you are slave you don't need to beg to work or food, because you would have plenty of work and almost no food. But you also have no money, isn't that considered being poor?
You know if you want to be my slave I wouldn't mind just tell me
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Stop flirting with your betters.
And you shouldn't worry about the poor: God has their back.
(Isaiah 41:17) "When the poor and needy seek water, and there is none, and their tongue faileth for thirst, I the LORD will hear them, I the God of Israel will not forsake them."
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-18-2014, 01:39 AM
Ruslan,
Slight change of plans. Your ticket will be for North Dakota instead of Michigan. I'm afraid Michigan holds little but broken promises and heartache for you, whereas North Dakota will be a source of low-cost housing, constant work, and a bright future for you.
Please plan to be there by the grand opening of the pie shop.
NRL
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Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 12:54 PM
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What level of English should own cashier? and that part of his duties? you can make me a work visa to her I went to the U.S. Embassy
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What level of English should own cashier? and that part of his duties? you can make me a work visa to her I went to the U.S. Embassy
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Hello Russkie,
Why did the the Embassy not help you? And why are you leaving Mother Russia during Putin's inevitable invasion of the Ukraine?
You claim to be Christian but have yet to mention a Church or one good quote for the KJV.
You see comrade, I was a ditch digger for the US Army in my journeyman years and rose to the esteemed rank of Specialist before a series of unfortunate events had me busted down to the equivalent of E-0. Regardless, I know deception when I see it.
And the way I see it, either you are a deserter or more likely, you are trying to contact your fellow socialist- President Obama!
What's it going to be Commie? I'm not going to let you use True Christian love and compassion to cover for a sleeper agent.
I suggest you either start confessing the details of your devious Leftist mission; or get on your knees, look past that drone into Heaven, repent your Bolshevik ways and ask Christ to save your soul.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
The choice is yours pinko.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 01:58 PM
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Hello Russkie,
Why did the the Embassy not help you? And why are you leaving Mother Russia during Putin's inevitable invasion of the Ukraine?
You claim to be Christian but have yet to mention a Church or one good quote for the KJV.
You see comrade, I was a ditch digger for the US Army in my journeyman years and rose to the esteemed rank of Specialist before a series of unfortunate events had me busted down to the equivalent of E-0. Regardless, I know deception when I see it.
And the way I see it, either you are a deserter or more likely, you are trying to contact your fellow socialist- President Obama!
What's it going to be Commie? I'm not going to let you use True Christian love and compassion to cover for a sleeper agent.
I suggest you either start confessing the details of your devious Leftist mission; or get on your knees, look past that drone into Heaven, repent your Bolshevik ways and ask Christ to save your soul.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
The choice is yours pinko.
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Russian is my love and I will be faithful to her...... Putin man who keeps peace throughout the world.... . . . Russia has enough weeks to conquer the whole of Europe... and that she took? We did not have pushed forward the Ukraine - it's always belonged to Russia. If people want more autonomy of Crimea, let get mr Frednek I see that you are very intelligent people and believe in Jesus as well as I do ... ...I just want to work on the NRL.... with respect Ruslan
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 03:19 PM
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Russian is my love and I will be faithful to her...... Putin man who keeps peace throughout the world.... . . . Russia has enough weeks to conquer the whole of Europe... and that she took? We did not have pushed forward the Ukraine - it's always belonged to Russia. If people want more autonomy of Crimea, let get mr Frednek I see that you are very intelligent people and believe in Jesus as well as I do ... ...I just want to work on the NRL.... with respect Ruslan
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I understand your love for your home.
But Putin already has Crimea, the Ukraine is next... I don't know if we can also let you steal Sister Lamb's pie for Putin. Where would it end?
What say you, Sister Lamb? Could this be an alternative to that forsaken midget?
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 04:15 PM
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We did not have pushed forward the Ukraine - it's always belonged to Russia.
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Well, except for the prolonged periods of time when it belonged to Poland. But you're right, Ukraine doesn't really have the right to be independent. Why not split it in half, and give one half (the larger half) to Poland and the other to Russia. Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia should also be erased from the political map. They all have names which sound more like names of provinces than of independent countries. I'm pretty sure that the ethnic identities of Ukrainians, Belorussians, Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians are made up, anyway.
European political map made much more sense in the sixteenth century. Ohh, wait, does it show Crimea as an independent country??? How shocking! I wonder what happened to the people who wanted Crimea to be independent... Oh, I know - Stalin happened!
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