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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 06:19 PM
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My gay (disowned) cousin drives a Pontiac Vibe and my nephew once wanted to buy a Honda CRX until I yelled at him enough to change his mind. I'm curious where these two cars fall on the gay list. Does anyone know?
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The Honda CRX is obviously a fag's car. Only queers drive a 1990's Japanese anything!
The Pontiac Vibe is also another alarmingly gay car. The entire Pontiac "company" (really a Gay Motors division) has been queer ever since they stopped producing the first generation GTO (and not the flamboyant Judge option).
I could've sworn the gayest car ever was either the AMC Pacer, VW Beetle (New or old), the Toyota Prius, or Tata Nano.
Come to think of it, why does Landover not have a fag car list, and a heterosexual-only car list?
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 06:25 PM
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The Name itself is a Dead give-away; weren't the Azteks themselves notiously "gay?" I wouldn't be surprised. Sickening
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I have to agree, the Azt*k is gay... look at the name, it is spelled right there... Az (for glutama maximus - Greek) tek (Homer Greek for touch).
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 07:42 PM
I'm pretty sure all Lezbeans drive Subaru's
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 08:05 PM
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the Toyota Yaris
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That's how chinks pronounce "Your ass". Try it out loud a few times in that typical screechy voice they use. (and repent of course )
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 08:13 PM
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I'm pretty sure all Lezbeans drive Subaru's
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They do, they do. We have a couple of those cat lickers nearby, they have TWO of them Sub-A -rus (take that word apart and find the hidden meaning. it is in there).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 08:34 PM
What's gayer than a Dodge Caliber? Buying two thousand dollars worth of useless carbon fiber parts to make it look like Darth Vader.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 09:27 PM
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And . . . ?
Nothing else to say in this thread? No pithy comment? No witty rejoinder?
Fine. Just . . . fine. I guess I'll just find another thread that has been updated to read I guess.
Well, that was hardly worth the energy it took to click on this thread.
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And all gays will burn in hell, and if cars had souls, so would the Dodge Caliber.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 09:34 PM
The unmitigated 'gayness' of the Aztek injuns is plain sickening.
Here's one of the homer!s now, apparently dressed to go out to a "Smart Bar"
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 09:34 PM
I am surprised that the Honda Element and Scion xD are not the leaders.
In my travels (in California), I witnessed these vehicles being driven predominantly by men who are afraid to hide their love of the male form.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 09:43 PM
Where exactly was this restroom?
...so that I may pray for everyone who is unfortunate enough to live near such unnatural sin.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 09:46 PM
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Where exactly was this restroom?
...so that I may pray for everyone who is unfortunate enough to live near such unnatural sin.
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Oh yeah, like you really don't know, fahtha!
Why I bet you have one of them Right in your very own home
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 09:46 PM
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Oh yeah, like you really don't know, fahtha!
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...such disrespect!!
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 09:50 PM
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...such disrespect!!
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It's not towards yourself personally. It's to your "god" and especially Pope Eggs
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 09:55 PM
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It's not towards yourself personally. It's to your "god" and especially Pope Eggs
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"my" "god"?! What on earth do you mean by that?
oh and I got the Pope Eggs pun...(benedict)
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 10:16 PM
Well, fahtha, I have to go now to do something Very Spiritual, I am so Sure.
But if you come back tomorrow I shall be here - to show you, perhaps in an analogy, why the catlick priest is akin to the lowly hot-dog vendor (whom all despise, and Right-fully so).
Until then, Sodom and Begorra to ye
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 10:53 PM
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Where exactly was this restroom?
...so that I may pray for everyone who is unfortunate enough to live near such unnatural sin.
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Looking for the little boys room at the truck stop, Father?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-05-2009, 11:03 PM
FACT: According to unofficial Iowa State police reports during random spot checks of I-80 rest stops the vehicle most likely to be used for illegal homosexual couplings with strangers is a Dodge Caliber. Dodge Caliber has driven more in-closet gays to a random degenerate sex act than any other vehicle on the rode today. The Iowa State police unofficial estimate is that 80% of Doge Caravan owners are in reality gay.
Face it, you own a Caliber you can just as well move to San Fransisco and register as a Democrat.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-06-2009, 12:35 AM
As the Chrysler bankruptcy can attest, not many God Fearing Americans have been buying their cars. It is not without coincidence that the bankrupt Chrysler is being sold to another producer of limp wristed cars, the Italian papist automaker Fiat. With GM being taken over by the DEMONcrats and their homer agenda, that leaves Ford as the last American car company, and it looks like they also are being brought under the homer / lezbean death style.
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The Ford Motor company, either through its company policies or through donations, has been supportive of several gay and lesbian goals.
Examples, mostly from the Ford Motor Company site:
In a press release dated 2/1/05, Ford announced a pledge of $250,000 to the "Affirmations Lesbian and Gay Community Center in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale, one of the largest donations ever made from a fortune 500 company to a lesbian, bisexual and transgender (GLBT) organization.
In March, 2004, the co-founder of Ford's gay, lesbian or bisexual employees group (GLOBE) was honored by the Affirmations Lesbian and Gay Community center.
In April, 2004, Volvo Cars of North American (a division of Ford) was given an Advertising Research Foundation award for it's campaign targeting GLBT customers.
In June, 2004, Diversity Inc. named Ford as among the top 10 companies for GLBT workers.
In July, 2004, Ford became the first of the Big-3 auto companies to add "Gender Identity" as a protected category.
In July, 2002, Ford hired Witeck/Combs Communications to handle their advertising to the gay and lesbian market, according to the Witeck/Combs website.
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/f/ford-gays.htm
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-06-2009, 12:37 AM
Hey, guys, I'm just visiting from the VW forum, but I just wanted to let you know that you're right about the Caliber.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4271477
It's super gay.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-06-2009, 12:40 AM
If this isn't a symptom of what will happen when the Gay agenda catches on full-force, I don't know what is. A formerly true-blue American auto-maker of the Dodge RAM gets forced by Obama to make the fagmobile "Dodge Caliber" and what happens? It is run out of business faster than a black man out of a convenience store.
Personally I refuse to be seen in anything with less than a V6, and even then only in rare occasions. In my younger and more enthusiastic days before I moved to a sublevel apartment to save some scratch for the wife that I am waiting for God to provide for me, I owned this, a true man-mobile.
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