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Default Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 12-25-2018, 08:22 PM

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Has there been a policy change, Brother Larry dear? I didn't think we accepted tithes until the DoF had completed its investigations of new members and confirmed that they were permitted to enter Freehold without an escort.
Really? Because I've been sending rather large cashier's checks each month and they have not been returned. I do hope heathen hasn't been intercepting them and cashing them unscrupulously!


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Default Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 12-25-2018, 11:29 PM

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Really? Because I've been sending rather large cashier's checks each month and they have not been returned. I do hope heathen hasn't been intercepting them and cashing them unscrupulously!
Well, dear, I dunno where you were sending them, because the Landover Baptist Church has not received a dime.

As Sister Joanna noted, we would not want to seem like we're letting the unsaved buy their own Salvation. Next thing, you'll be wanting to give us money for forgiveness for future sins you are planning to commit. We're not Catholics.
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Default Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 12-26-2018, 01:12 AM

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Well, dear, I dunno where you were sending them, because the Landover Baptist Church has not received a dime.

As Sister Joanna noted, we would not want to seem like we're letting the unsaved buy their own Salvation. Next thing, you'll be wanting to give us money for forgiveness for future sins you are planning to commit. We're not Catholics.
That's quite alright. I'll begin applying what would normally be my tithes to the Border Wall Fund.


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Messican Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 12-26-2018, 08:31 PM

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I'll begin applying what would normally be my tithes to the Border Wall Fund.
For anyone interested in making America great again, the GoFundMe for the Great Wall of Trump can be found here. I've already made my contribution, how about you?



This is a photo of Brain Kolfege, the wonderful man behind this charity. He is a Christian, a husband, a father, and a war hero who lost his legs fighting the Godless terrorists in one of those Arab countries. Look at his beautiful wife, whose appearance brings to mind another aryan beauty.


Now take a look at your average Mexican.

Not a pretty picture, is it? The beaners like this one want to hold her down and ravage her. They want to sell his daughter to a drug lord. They want to dash his little boy (a future soldier for Christ like his daddy) against the wall. They want to make Brian watch all this before dragging his wheelchair behind one of their lowriders and then shooting him in the head, all while playing mariachi music, drinking tequila, and praying to the Virgin Mary (for they're all Papists, as if their myriad other vices weren't enough). I'm sorry for making you picture this atrocity, but it WILL come to pass, not only to Brian and his family, but to EVERY white, Republican, God-fearing, American family if this brown tide is not stopped!


And step one is to build that wall to stop any new ones from coming in. We'll get to step two once step one has been accomplished. Please dig deep.


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Default Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 12-30-2018, 01:57 AM

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For anyone interested in making America great again, the GoFundMe for the Great Wall of Trump can be found here. I've already made my contribution, how about you?
No way. I trust America's bestest president ever, Donald J Trump (), and he promised that Mexico is going to pay for that wall. In fact, every time the Mexican president said that they wouldn't, Trump responded, now the wall got taller and Mexico is paying for it.

So I'm just going to spend my money on something else, and wait until Mexico pays for that wall. I mean, President Trump would never break his campaign promise, right?
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flag Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 12-30-2018, 03:01 AM

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I mean, President Trump would never break his campaign promise, right?
Mr. Trump has proven himself to be a highly intelligent man, patient, kind, and highly mature. He has demonstrated his integrity, his excellent judgement of character, his immense respect for women and minorities (lesser though they may be), his complete absence of corruption, his skills at leadership and diplomacy, and his complete and utter lack of contempt for his fellow Americans and for humanity in general over and over again.


I see no reason why such a man would ever think to break his promises to those who put him in power in the first place. He clearly holds them in a very high regard.


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Default Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 12-30-2018, 07:23 AM

President Trump's coming through on more campaign promises than any past present, ever.


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Default Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 01-01-2019, 06:45 PM

A lot of people saved up their money to see the President at his New Year Eve party in Margo a lago. They paid $1,000 apiece or $2,000 a couple to attend. Regretfully, Democrats kept him in Washington so guests could not visit with him and take selfies.

It seem only fair that the Democratic Party should reimburse those people who paid this large sum but did not get to see the President. I would even be in favor of taking the assets of Democrats and selling them to pay back those disappointed people.

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/trump...005744674.html


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Default Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 01-03-2019, 04:54 AM

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I would even be in favor of taking the assets of Democrats and selling them to pay back those disappointed people.
Would it be in line with Biblical principles to place these Democrats into bondage and press them into service of the affected Republicans? After all, they've been doing the same thing to us. With all of their welfare programs and taxes, we are slaves to the minorities. Give the libs a taste of their own medicine.


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Default Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings! - 01-07-2019, 11:47 PM

I do not wish to contribute to this border wall fund for I believe more guns are the answer.
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