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Originally Posted by Yeager
I do not think that the basement will keep the demon away.
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Unless they were personally directed by Jesus to do just that. Look, do you think Joshua wasn't mocked and ridiculed and called a retard to his face for claiming marching around the city of Jericho for seven days would cause it to crumble to the ground? I mean, there is no reason on God's Flat Earth a man would come up with the idea of marching around a city once a day for seven days like some ridiculous Pride Parade, only to choose blowing trumpets as a Grand Finale, and think it had a snowball's chance in Hell not getting him punched in the junk by angry Jews who didn't want to be marching like fags when the chamber pots were dumped on them from above.
The point is, if God wants a man to walk around a city like the lineup of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy in Hebrew tunics and ram horn trumpets, then who are we to say it's wrong for Him to want a man to take his children to the basement and treat them as if they were ISIS captors, because I can guarantee you demons are much worse. ISIS can make you dead, but demons can make you gay.