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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-14-2015, 12:30 AM
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Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!
The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.
The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.
In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.
Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!
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i really dont think thats how it works u stupid, u all are should go outside
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-14-2015, 02:47 AM
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i really dont think thats how it works u stupid, u all are should go outside
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Ah, an educated man! You write like a Harvard graduate, but the joke is on you. We have already been outside, fool.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
06-05-2015, 01:54 AM
More proof that once you pack that first bowl of dope, it won't be long until you are packing mud. Or waking up in a daze with no clothes, and wondering why your sigmoid colon hurts so bad?
I would provide the link, but the repulsive degenerates get so much more graphic than even this. Not suitable for a Christian forum.
Just say no to ganja and avoid the misery of homo-rectalism. Trust me.
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I'm quite a hardcore pothead but I quit at some months of high intensity studying. I feel very attracted to girls and not at all to men when sober, but when I get high I just want a big **** to suck and a man who ***** the **** out of me.
EDIT: After that happened for a few time I decided to have sex with a guy.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
06-05-2015, 03:34 AM
The pot ruins lives, its as simple as that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
06-19-2015, 01:01 PM
Hello from South Africa.
I am proud to say that we were one of the very first countries who had the good sense to outlaw this dangerous narcotic. Way back in 1870, tightened in 1887. It was done to protect Christian white rule from dirty Indian immigrants (locally known as coolies).
I used to be a police officer with the SAPD before the communists took over in 1994, back when the laws against dagga (Afrikaner word for "disgusting kaffer grass") used to be heavily enforced.
I can indeed confirm that marijuana makes you gay. In 1981 I arrested a boytjie for smoking a zol. At the police department, I noticed that he became very effeminate and sensual, and tried to pull down my pants and rape me. Luckily I reached for my service pistol just in time and shot him dead on the spot. That was back in the good old days when you could still defend yourself against criminals.
My favourite Bible verse is:
Matthew 10:34 King James Version (KJV)
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
This of course is Jesus telling us to enforce the laws against the drugs used by the degenerate races/cultures.
In Christus...
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
06-19-2015, 01:31 PM
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Hello from South Africa.
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You don't sound South African.
You sound Dutch.
Jesus hates liars.
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
06-19-2015, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
You don't sound South African.
You sound Dutch.
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There is not a word Dutch in his post (except for some English words that were used in an English context and mostly have a totally different meaning in Dutch). I did spot some words used in Suid Afrika and one got me a tad worried. Pieter, do you want to come clean and tell us what really happened with the (probably nimble, clean limbed) ¨boytjie¨?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
06-20-2015, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Pieter van Tonder
Hello from South Africa.
I am proud to say that we were one of the very first countries who had the good sense to outlaw this dangerous narcotic. Way back in 1870, tightened in 1887. It was done to protect Christian white rule from dirty Indian immigrants (locally known as coolies).
I used to be a police officer with the SAPD before the communists took over in 1994, back when the laws against dagga (Afrikaner word for "disgusting kaffer grass") used to be heavily enforced.
I can indeed confirm that marijuana makes you gay. In 1981 I arrested a boytjie for smoking a zol. At the police department, I noticed that he became very effeminate and sensual, and tried to pull down my pants and rape me. Luckily I reached for my service pistol just in time and shot him dead on the spot. That was back in the good old days when you could still defend yourself against criminals.
My favourite Bible verse is:
Matthew 10:34 King James Version (KJV)
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
This of course is Jesus telling us to enforce the laws against the drugs used by the degenerate races/cultures.
In Christus...
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
06-20-2015, 11:33 AM
YOU PEOPLE ARE DELUSIONAL , MANIPULATED , SELF ABSORBED IDIOTS.
This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
06-20-2015, 11:42 AM
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YOU PEOPLE ARE DELUSIONAL , MANIPULATED , SELF ABSORBED IDIOTS.
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What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
06-20-2015, 05:56 PM
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YOU PEOPLE ARE DELUSIONAL , MANIPULATED , SELF ABSORBED IDIOTS.
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Says a Catholic??!?
Buddy, seriously, listen to the crap that your Glorious Leader is spouting (when he's not encouraging terrorism), then compare that to what the Bible says. If gays, Muslims, and atheists can go to heaven, as he claims, what purpose did Jesus' sacrifice serve?
Yeah, these people are the "delusional, manipulated" ones.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-09-2015, 07:46 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-09-2015, 08:03 PM
White people are prejudiced against ganja. It will not turn you into a homosexual but it will make your naps grow into dreads. Smoking ganja is the way to be closer to Jah. It will illuminate the slavish mentality. Also it is very healthy and organic.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-26-2015, 11:43 AM
And happy, and generally everything Christianity keeps away.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-26-2015, 11:57 AM
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And happy, and generally everything Christianity keeps away.
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Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Thanks
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-26-2015, 06:41 PM
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And happy, and generally everything Christianity keeps away.
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And now we hear from a "gay asexual".
Who is proudly atheist (but doesn't bother to ever learn how to spell it).
And probably wonders why people treat him like an idiot.
Eeeesh.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-30-2015, 07:42 PM
How can something make you gay if it is a choice?
its like saying Adam and Eve were made to eat that apple(even though they CHOSE to eat it)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-30-2015, 10:26 PM
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How can something make you gay if it is a choice?
its like saying Adam and Eve were made to eat that apple(even though they CHOSE to eat it)
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You might find this explanation helpful.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-13-2016, 11:14 PM
This man started with a single pot plant. "Try it," they said. "It's easy to grow," they said. "What could possibly go wrong?" they said.
He became addicted. Then even the pot wasn't enough. He had to find more depraved hobbies, more pathetic interests. Now he's a raging homo who advertises his homosexual "Love Den" on Craigslist.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
05-13-2016, 11:23 PM
This gang of thugs got caught up in the Marijuana Movement, and now look at them. Does this look reasonable? Really?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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