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Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-24-2013, 08:09 PM
The Democrats are just never satisfied in comprimising the once-mighty US military. Already substantially weakened by insisting that a certain percentage of soldiers be filthy homosexuals, they have stooped to a new low. Women in combat.
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Defense Secretary Leon Panetta announced Thursday that the military will lift its ban on women serving in combat roles, which will open about 230,000 posts, including those on the front lines.
"Women have shown great courage and sacrifice on and off the battlefield, contributed in unprecedented ways to the military's mission and proven their ability to serve in an expanding number of roles," Panetta said at a Pentagon news conference. "The department's goal in rescinding the rule is to ensure that the mission is met with the best-qualified and most capable people, regardless of gender."
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Can you imagine how pathetic our front line troops will be now? Half the platoon in the bushes violently sodomizing and fellating each other, and the other half wondering where they left their bullets, or sobbing over a few gallons of blood. We might as well make white flags standard issue.
I've never been so ashamed to be an American.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-24-2013, 08:54 PM
Your country's enemies will be rolling around laughing this evening, planning their next attack, in the certain knowledge your politicians and generals have shot yourselves in the foot already. Women lack all the basic attributes neccessary for combat. They cant run, throw, (grenade training is going to be a bloodbath), read maps, choose suitable footware, not coment on strangers clothes, know anything about cars except for their colour. Women can't park or perform three point turns, what makes US Generals think they can drive tanks (assuming they can remember what they did with the keys)?
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-24-2013, 08:57 PM
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Women can't park or perform three point turns, what makes US Generals think they can drive tanks (assuming they can remember what they did with the keys)?
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Amen Brother.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-24-2013, 09:06 PM
On the plus side, if we put all of the flaming homo's and the bull dykes on the front line, the mudslimes will be so busy trying to stone them all, that we could completely surround them.
As for the lipstick dykes, I think most of them can be turned by a True Christian© man, seems to happen all the time.
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-24-2013, 09:30 PM
This is an outrage!
Even if women were strong enough to hold guns, they would be a danger to themselves and others with those long fingernails constantly brushing the trigger!
And you know there will never be a moment's peace, with all the gabbing women do. Oh, the gabbing! A company of soldiers whose fate depends on their ability to remain unseen and unheard may as well let go of any hope they had as soon as the women start chattering about clothes and recipes and the latest gossip!
The terrorists have won.
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-24-2013, 09:51 PM
I can just imagine some empty headed female upon seeing a few tracer rounds, standing up to get a better look and uttering 'Oooooo.... pretty!!!' just as a 7.62 pierces her temple and spreading her makeup all over a real soldiers MRE.
Women should be in the home, baking pies and having babies for Jesus. Most have a hard enough time just doing that.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-24-2013, 11:41 PM
Wait! What? Women on the front lines in the trenches with men. What are they going to do during her unclean time?
Leviticus 15:19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
Do you have any idea how much 230,000 camouflaged Mestra-Huts are going to cost?
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-24-2013, 11:50 PM
Pretty soon the homers are going to insist on having separate showers so that they don't have to look at the women doing their thing.
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 12:49 AM
I hope the enemy will wait to attack while their nails dry.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 12:50 AM
We might as well throw in the towel, save some money, and outsource the US military to the French.
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 02:58 AM
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Wait! What? Women on the front lines in the trenches with men. What are they going to do during her unclean time?
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OMG....the Germans will be able to track us better with their ferocious bloodhounds, too!
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 03:51 AM
Females in foxholes? Maybe they can break up the gay orgies going on in them right now!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 03:58 AM
Who is going to stay home and raise her babies?
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 04:50 AM
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Who is going to stay home and raise her babies?
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Her husband of course
Yes, I realize this is a joke. But so are women in combat zones.
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Barry
Women lack all the basic attributes neccessary for combat. They cant run, throw, (grenade training is going to be a bloodbath), read maps, choose suitable footware, not coment on strangers clothes, know anything about cars except for their colour. Women can't park or perform three point turns, what makes US Generals think they can drive tanks (assuming they can remember what they did with the keys)?
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My husband, thankfully so, does not let me to even sit in his car without his supervision so that I do not do something wrong. I do not drive or anything else for I do not wish to even attempt it and hurt someone driving as a woman.
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 05:53 AM
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Her husband of course
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Your maid is really short.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 06:10 AM
All the enemy has to do us wait for all of their unclean times to sync up, then airdrop some grizzly bears right in the middle if them.
BAM!!! There goes your "poon platoon."
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 10:59 AM
It is a sign of desperation when a country starts to recruit women, children, the elderly, the inform, etc. Look at the last days of Hitler - women and children fighting in the streets.
However, I cannot accept that this is the case with the US army, and I take heart from
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This probably means combating dirty dishes, kids running round, holes in socks, dusty rooms, etc. All of them vital to the well being of our fighting men.
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 04:26 PM
How long before they demand heels on their boots, brothers, how long?
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Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us -
01-25-2013, 06:52 PM
Now I'm no military strategist, but surely all the enemy has to do is bring a puppy.
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