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ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexuality! -
09-23-2010, 02:01 PM
In a development as troubling as it is ludicrous, the sodomites are continuing their attempt to gay the entire calendar up by declaring today to be " Celebrate Bisexuality/Bi Visibility Day". ( The facebook event for this putrid parade of perversion is here.) Obviously, any attempt to promote any form of sexual pleasure taking place outside of a traditional Christian heterosexual marriage is totally abhorrent and wrong, but I'll admit that this latest nonsense also confuses me no end. Seriously, what is there to be proud of about being a bisexual? It's just making a double mistake - not only have they chosen to reject God and nature, but these queers then manage to get being queer wrong as well.
Celebrating bisexuality is like celebrating indecision, flip-flopping, and muddle-headedness. Bisexuals are to sodomites as Episcopalians are to Christians, as emos are to punks, and RINOs are to Republicans. Who could possibly be proud of that? In fact, I think that "celebrate bisexuality day" is out of keeping with what bisexuality is all about, a much more fitting event would be for these quasi-queers to observe "celebrate a little bit but also mourn bisexuality as well day".
(An interesting aside: I wonder if relationships between these bipolars and proper sodomites will end up like the relationship between Germany and Austria, so the gays will start claiming that Alexander the Great was a true gay and Jeffrey Dahmer was bi, the way the Germans tell everyone that Hitler was Austrian and Kylie Minogue is actually German?)
Anyway, I'll leave the last word to God:
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-23-2010, 05:07 PM
Brother, I've heard that many sodomites enjoy flip-flopping. Is that true? If so, why don't more of them claim to be bisexual?
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-23-2010, 05:20 PM
I read somewhere that bisexuals think that flip flopping doubles their chances of picking up a one night stand at a pub. How disgusting is that? These fornicators will rot in hell for all eternity.
Galatians 5:19-21 (King James Version)
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-23-2010, 06:19 PM
Isn't bisexual just an elitist word for gay?
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-23-2010, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Isn't bisexual just an elitist word for gay?
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I used to think it meant that they pay for sex, but this thread has cleared up that misconception.
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-23-2010, 07:08 PM
I never liked them as I thought they were cathylicks - "bye-sexual" like their priests that took a vow of celibacy.
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-23-2010, 11:06 PM
There ant such a thing as a bi-sexual man. Anytime he is with a woman he is just thinking of a dude while he is doing her flabby junk. These so called bi-sexual probably have to fight down puking when they see a girls private parts. The only right thing for them is to turn to Christ and pray Jesus takes the pain away.
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-24-2010, 02:02 AM
I have heard gays go around attacking and raping bisexuals because they have sex with women. I have also heard some gays claim to be bisexual to trick women to get them pregnant so they can steal the baby.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-24-2010, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
There ant such a thing as a bi-sexual man. Anytime he is with a woman he is just thinking of a dude while he is doing her flabby junk. These so called bi-sexual probably have to fight down puking when they see a girls private parts. The only right thing for them is to turn to Christ and pray Jesus takes the pain away.
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Amen to that, brother BJ. A queer is a queer, and any man who plays hide the pickle with another man is a queer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-24-2010, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Isn't bisexual just an elitist word for gay?
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I thought bisexual was being agnostic. Wanting it both ways or either way.... "just in case".
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-24-2010, 11:58 AM
I worked out of an office next door to a gentlemen's "gay" restauramt, massage parlour & sauna facility. Most of the customers arrived by car and most of the cars have child seats inside.
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-24-2010, 12:33 PM
Well I'm not bi-sexual. I only ever did it with men. Of course I used to have a wang doodle and now I have my brand new giny.
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-24-2010, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
I worked out of an office next door to a gentlemen's "gay" restauramt, massage parlour & sauna facility. Most of the customers arrived by car and most of the cars have child seats inside.
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Well, seeing as homosexuals are unable to breed, I can only assume the child seats are for homosexual midgets. Grubby little mincing menaces!
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Well I'm not bi-sexual. I only ever did it with men. Of course I used to have a wang doodle and now I have my brand new giny.
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"Wang doodle"? Is that a type of chinese noodle? What on earth does chinese food have to do with the subject at hand?
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-26-2010, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt
I thought bisexual was being agnostic. Wanting it both ways or either way.... "just in case".
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I have heard that even the homers don't like bisexuals as they think these "bi's" should "pick a team". It really does sound like they're so perverted that they'll just sleep with anyone.
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Re: ATTENTION QUEERS: There's nothing to celebrate about bisexual -
09-26-2010, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Seth Campbell
I have heard that even the homers don't like bisexuals as they think these "bi's" should "pick a team". It really does sound like they're so perverted that they'll just sleep with anyone.
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I tend to agree with you there Brother. It is also well known that bi-sexurals are REALLY TRY-SEXURALS.. they will try anything with anyone or anyTHING.
I am sure some study out there would prove that bisexurals are also the ones into bestiality and recreational sex with trees (more than just the hippy tree hugging which is still sick ) and even inanimate objects.
It is also known fact that bisexurals are more prone to visit smorgasboard type restaurants. They always just want a "bit" of everything.
Disgusting.
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Down here my sins forgiven,
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