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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia" -
02-16-2008, 04:16 AM
Sorry that took so long brother guy! I haven't used my scanner in YEARS! I had trouble finding an extra power cable for it, too. Most have gone in the trash with my old computers. How do you connect a ps2 device again? Anyway, I downloaded new drivers and it works great still.
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02-16-2008, 04:51 AM
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Sorry that took so long brother guy! I haven't used my scanner in YEARS! I had trouble finding an extra power cable for it, too. Most have gone in the trash with my old computers. How do you connect a ps2 device again? Anyway, I downloaded new drivers and it works great still.
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Thats fantastic . Those Catholics actually think they're 'christian'. haha.
Thankyou for going to all that trouble just for me.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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02-16-2008, 04:57 AM
It's my pleasure. Thanks for pointing out that I should cite my quotes whenever possible. That's very important these days because people can go around just saying anything, and expect people to believe it just because it is written. Look at Wikipedia.
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02-16-2008, 05:23 AM
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It's my pleasure. Thanks for pointing out that I should cite my quotes whenever possible. That's very important these days because people can go around just saying anything, and expect people to believe it just because it is written. Look at Wikipedia.
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I for one would never fall into the trap of believing something just because its written down.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia" -
02-16-2008, 05:38 AM
I love that the brochure says, "Catholic or Christian values." That tells me that even these God-forsaken savages know enough to acknowledge that there is a big difference between catholic and Christian!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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02-16-2008, 05:40 AM
Pick one or the other already.
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02-16-2008, 07:39 AM
I'm sorry, Brother King? Have I said something to offend you? If so, I apologize; I certainly didn't mean to.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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02-16-2008, 08:22 AM
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I'm sorry, Brother King? Have I said something to offend you? If so, I apologize; I certainly didn't mean to.
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Don't worry. He was talking to those indecisive Kiwis who couldn't decide between Christian and Catholic. I'm sure once our missionaries are finished with them, the choice will be Christian and Jesus.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia" -
02-16-2008, 08:44 AM
Thank you, Sister MM. I really appreciate your letting me know this. Have a blessed evening!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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02-16-2008, 09:37 AM
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In Australia we foster an awareness
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I'm not sure how to take that. Is that like the Foster's Parents Plan?
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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02-16-2008, 04:57 PM
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Wait a minute; Are you telling me that they have a city named after that drug-addicted monkey-worshiper? The guy who foisted one of the greatest hoaxes on Mankind ever perpetrated (evilution) and wanted to marry his cocker spaniel!?
Then it really is true. There is absolutely no morality in that vile island cesspool. I am stunned.
I suppose that have a city named "satan" as well?
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Pastor Zeke,
I couldn't find proof of a city named 'Satan' in Australien yet.
But I'm afraid our brave Mission has no idea what kind Godmockery they are going to face.
In the Godless village of Sissydney I found this bar. And these depraved vile sinners named it after one of the greatest dangerous heathens that ever touched the soil of the earth.
Jesus weeps.
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02-16-2008, 05:55 PM
So in addition to being drunks, criminals, and cut and runners, they're commies too? Our missionaries aren't arriving a moment too soon. I just pray they make it there before Rapture, otherwise it will be far too late.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia" -
02-16-2008, 09:18 PM
Sister MM, this is an old map so it might not be very helpful.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia" -
02-16-2008, 10:26 PM
I think that little island at the bottom is NZ.
The rest of Australia (represented by the question mark) is an open cut uranium mine.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia" -
02-17-2008, 12:10 AM
Nobar King, I think you should update your map as if may lead the missionaries into a real disaster. NSW and Canberra is full of thilthy Japanese and Aboriginals. Did you know that the abos have their own embassy made out of twigs?
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia" -
02-17-2008, 03:24 AM
You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.
http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal...di%20Gras%2008
Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?
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02-17-2008, 03:28 AM
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You are coming to Sydney just in time by the looks of it & I note that there has been a reception commitee organised for you guys.
http://www.mardigras.org.au/internal...di%20Gras%2008
Will you be sponsering a float this year? or will you be marching with our own Reverend Fred Nile?
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So you God hating aussie scum are actually PROUD of this yearly queer street riot?
No wonder God witholds His blessings from your vile island.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia" -
02-17-2008, 03:40 AM
Not at all Pastor - I like all good southern Melbournites think they all along with the coons, wog's, chinks etc should be stranded on Van Diemen's land with the rest of the inbred two headed freaks and then turn it into a glass crater.
I just noticed that you guys seemed to be going to Sydney at a strange time & was wondering if some of you were closet fags and were thinking of "coming out" whilst over here?
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia" -
02-17-2008, 03:46 AM
I can guarantee you that when the missionaries referred to 'coming out to Australia', that is not what they meant.
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02-17-2008, 03:58 AM
Ahhh - I was just wondering if your "missionaries" had similar beliefs to some of the christian leaders over here - ie as long as you are the giver & not the reciever/as long as the seed isn't spilt past the sphincter or if the choir boy is younger than 14 it is not classed as homosexuality?
Either way I suppose it is a case of "what goes away - stays away" when travelling to the gay capitol of Australia.
An appropriate place to stay in my opinion would be "Kings Cross".
Highly recomended for clientelle with your apparent "tastes".
I shall be letting The Reverend Fred know of your impending arrival.
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