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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-14-2006, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
What's the reference for that, friend? I seem to have misplaced that tag in my Bible. There are so many that Rosa confused my Bible with a feather duster!
(UNSaved folks who might read this would also be aided in their quest for Knowledge of God if you add the full book name, chapter, and verse at the beginning of each quote.)
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Sorry Brother
I assumed that Moses would render naming EXODUS useless, but I had forgoten those who have yet to feel it naturaly as a constant and DIVINE FEAR caring for our soul. The chapter and verses are 32:33 as you so well know but prefered to let me repent for my imperfection by humbling myself and correcting it.
PRAISE THE LORD!
And may HE repay you for your stern but tender teachings on the proper ways, mandatory, even for an unsaved trash as me.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-14-2006, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by see_the_light
Sorry Brother
I assumed that Moses would render naming EXODUS useless
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You assume too much then, no such thing is ever mentioned in the holy Bible.
As for the question, they are all as bad, they all worship satan by default by rejecting Jesus.
Kill em' all and let God sort them out. (By throwing them in HELL!) Praise Jesus!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-14-2006, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
You assume too much then, no such thing is ever mentioned in the holy Bible.
As for the question, they are all as bad, they all worship satan by default by rejecting Jesus.
Kill em' all and let God sort them out. (By throwing them in HELL!) Praise Jesus!
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My words exactly...
We all agree that they have ALL sinned against THE LORD, so KILL THEM ALL!
PRAISE THE LORD AND HIS ONE TRUE CHURCH!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-15-2007, 03:52 PM
How could you forget Scientology!!??
Hands down the worst falsy. :-)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-15-2007, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sven62
How could you forget Scientology!!??
Hands down the worst falsy. :-)
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I don't think even Scientologists take Scientology seriously. I've no doubt that behind closed doors they're having a good laugh at everyone who believes they really do believe that nonsense.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-22-2007, 03:47 AM
i think they are all bad but i voted for wiccan. My sister has raised her son in the church and a god fearing home. my newfew got saved at 7. but when he was a teen he went to this store whare owner was into wiccan who tried to lead my newphew patrick away from god
my sister became unglued when she found black candles etc. she could feel the evil. she got the stuff out of her house. she said she could feel the evil and she was not having it in her home
long story short she interveaned. Took billy grahams wife advice ( she talked to her on phone) took her advice
long story short again patrick denounced this wiccan bull and returned to the lord
god will never leave his children and patrick today dipises wiccan and is back with the lord
linda
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-22-2007, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by parrotlover49
Took billy grahams wife advice ( she talked to her on phone) took her advice
long story short again patrick denounced this wiccan bull and returned to the lord
god will never leave his children and patrick today dipises wiccan and is back with the lord
linda
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Many here would be thrilled to hear the advice that was given.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-23-2007, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson
Many here would be thrilled to hear the advice that was given.
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And even more thrilled if it could be presented in some kind of semilegible format.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-23-2007, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
And even more thrilled if it could be presented in some kind of semilegible format.
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What, does Parrotlover dispense with all that inner dialog nonsense? She just types what ever she thinks.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-01-2007, 04:08 PM
the worst religion, they all are, but has i can see yours is one of the funniest and crapiest lol what do you get except doing nothing fun in life and hoping to die and get next to the lie, aka god lol
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-03-2007, 12:24 PM
I think wiccas, who is so stupid to worship satan?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-03-2007, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter
I think wiccas, who is so stupid to worship satan?
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Thousands of people worship satan, but don't realize that they're doing so. LIE-beral media and Hellywood have convinced them that they're only expressing their individuality.
We can all individually choose to accept Jesus as our personal Lord and Savior, and accept him into our hearts. You can't get more individual than that. A personal relationship with God is the way to go.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-03-2007, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter
I think wiccas, who is so stupid to worship satan?
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Praise Jesus, there is some wisdom in your question. Who WOULD be so stupid as to reject the love of Jesus and worship satan?
Answer: Anyone and everyone who isn't a True Christian.
Won't you join us?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-05-2007, 03:55 PM
Give me some GOOD reasons why I should convert from my calling. Why should leave behind my Wiccan soul and become "saved" at Landover?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-05-2007, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
Give me some GOOD reasons why I should convert from my calling. Why should leave behind my Wiccan soul and become "saved" at Landover?
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What's better, a religion that's 2007 years old and has withstood the test of time, or one that's 50 years old or so and is as real as Scientology?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-05-2007, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
Give me some GOOD reasons why I should convert from my calling. Why should leave behind my Wiccan soul and become "saved" at Landover?
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So you admit that your soul is wicked?
Indeed that's a good start!
As to why you should stop being wicked, do you have no morals at all?
Has satan taken them all from you? Or do you simply hate God?
You should be Saved because it pleases God and it is His will!
But failing that, then you should convert because otherwise you're going to burn in hell for all eternity!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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03-05-2007, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
What's better, a religion that's 2007 years old and has withstood the test of time, or one that's 50 years old or so and is as real as Scientology?
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I asked a question and didn't get a good answer.
Let me try ONE more time WHY SHOULD I CONVERT FROM MY WICCAN SOUL AND BECOME "SAVED" AT LANDOVER BAPTIST? Maybe I'll get a GOOD answer this time, but I won't hold my breath, I'm trying to be openminded here, but you all aren't helping change my mind, at all.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-05-2007, 05:28 PM
Are you blind, woman?
It is starting to seem very likely.
I'll repeat it then, in bigger letters so that even you who has cursed eyesight can read it.
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
You should be Saved because it pleases God and it is His will!
But failing that, then you should convert because otherwise you're going to burn in hell for all eternity!
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If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-05-2007, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
I asked a question and didn't get a good answer.
Let me try ONE more time WHY SHOULD I CONVERT FROM MY WICCAN SOUL AND BECOME "SAVED" AT LANDOVER BAPTIST? Maybe I'll get a GOOD answer this time, but I won't hold my breath, I'm trying to be openminded here, but you all aren't helping change my mind, at all.
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Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
I'd say the choice between eternal bliss with Jesus and the Lake of Fire is a pretty clear one, really.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-05-2007, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
I asked a question and didn't get a good answer.
Let me try ONE more time WHY SHOULD I CONVERT FROM MY WICCAN SOUL AND BECOME "SAVED" AT LANDOVER BAPTIST? Maybe I'll get a GOOD answer this time, but I won't hold my breath, I'm trying to be openminded here, but you all aren't helping change my mind, at all.
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Clearly, you're looking for us to give you some song-and-dance about how Christianity is as convenient and fun as dancing about naked in the woods, fornicating with Satan, and eating fire-roasted babies.
Well, sorry, it's not. God wrote a book, and we follow it.
Anyone who doesn't follow the book gets to spend eternity in the Lake of Fire.
It's a pretty simple decision, actually. Stop eating babies and come to Jesus and get to have an eternity of service to God in Heaven, or continue on your current path, and spend eternity in the fires of Hell.
God makes it crystal clear in the Bible that those who do not come to Him, whether through choice or ignorance, ALL get to go to Hell. It doesn't matter if you were Mother Teresa or Hitler (both Catholics), you still go to Hell unless you are a True Christian.
Any other questions?
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