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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 07:41 PM
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How can you be born gay? A baby has no sexual urges (or are you a NAMBLA as well as an animal sexualism enthusiast).
People choose to be gay or they are raped into gayness by predatory pedophiles in toilets when their parents are buying cigarettes.
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I know a baby doesn't have any sexual urges, I'm not an idiot. As someone grows they realize that they aren't attracted to someone of the opposite gender. I had more fun kissing boys than I did girls when I was younger (around 13 or 14). I didn't wake up and tell myself "I'm gonna be gay". You just don't do that. It's not how it works. Bestiality and being a furry are two different things. It would be like someone comparing you to an intelligent individual. It's just not the same thing.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 07:45 PM
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I know a baby doesn't have any sexual urges, I'm not an idiot. As someone grows they realize that they aren't attracted to someone of the opposite gender. I had more fun kissing boys than I did girls when I was younger (around 13 or 14). I didn't wake up and tell myself "I'm gonna be gay". You just don't do that. It's not how it works. Bestiality and being a furry are two different things. It would be like someone comparing you to an intelligent individual. It's just not the same thing.
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The Bible tells us that what you are doing with youths is wrong and that you will go to Hell.
We are trying to save your eternal soul. Isn't that worth not putting your penile member into a boys bottom?
Christians all over the world hold this cherished belief (Leviticus 20:13); why don't you join us.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
The Bible tells us that what you are doing with youths is wrong and that you will go to Hell.
We are trying to save your eternal soul. Isn't that worth not putting your penile member into a boys bottom?
Christians all over the world hold this cherished belief (Leviticus 20:13); why don't you join us.
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notice how my awards say 'sissy cry baby' lol. it amuses me.
Anyway, I am not having underaged gay sex like you may think. I am not a pedophile or a rapist. I wont join you because people like you give religion abad name. A true Christian would love someone regardless of who they are. Maybe you should reconsider what you call yourself. I would rather live in Limbo the rest of my life than have to deal with people like you in the afterlife. Don't try saving my soul, it's not going to happen, my friend.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 07:58 PM
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A true Christian would love someone regardless of who they are..
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You can't even manage to do this so why should you expect anyone else to?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 08:00 PM
Okay, I can just about get my head around you not being an anal rapist.
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A true Christian would love someone regardless of who they are.
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Do you honestly mean everyone?
Even murderers of Children, Stalin, Hitler and Churchill?
You don't know much about Christianity if you think the Bible tells us to love every one.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 08:00 PM
I can't love ignorant people. I don't hate any of you. Y'all make me angry and I feel sorry for you.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 08:05 PM
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Okay, I can just about get my head around you not being an anal rapist.
Do you honestly mean everyone?
Even murderers of Children, Stalin, Hitler and Churchill?
You don't know much about Christianity if you think the Bible tells us to love every one.
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The Bible said not to hate anyone, but to pity them, to feel sorry for them. I may not be Christian, but I live by that teaching (along with Buddha's teaching).
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 08:34 PM
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i was born the way I am. If you choose what you are, when did you make a logical decision that you were going to be straight? I'm not a juggalo...I hate ICP.
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Right-E-O. You were born a 'furry'. You disgusting perverts with your self righteous indignation and pompous 'know-it-all' attitudes.
All babies are born normal. It is choices they make as they grow up that they make. I am suprised you are not one of those 'adult babies'. You certainly act like one.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 08:36 PM
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The Bible said not to hate anyone, but to pity them, to feel sorry for them. I may not be Christian, but I live by that teaching (along with Buddha's teaching).
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Matthew 13:38-42
The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Matthew 18:8-9
Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 08:38 PM
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The Bible said not to hate anyone, but to pity them, to feel sorry for them. I may not be Christian, but I live by that teaching (along with Buddha's teaching).
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Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
The sweet words of Jesus,
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 09:40 PM
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I know a baby doesn't have any sexual urges,
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How do you know a baby doesn't have any sexual urges unless you've tried to rape one? I have no idea if a baby has sexual urges. The Bible mentions nothing about it pervert.
Are those braces on your teeth?? Are they for when you're out grooming eleven year olds?
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 10:08 PM
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How do you know a baby doesn't have any sexual urges unless you've tried to rape one? I have no idea if a baby has sexual urges. The Bible mentions nothing about it pervert.
Are those braces on your teeth?? Are they for when you're out grooming eleven year olds?
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Well if you knew anything about biology and the human body then you'd know they don't have sexual urges...
You slander another person...that is Ungodly. I would say his braces are to straighten teeth...
Whoso mocketh the poor reproacheth his Maker: and he that is glad at calamities shall not be unpunished
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 11:04 PM
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Well if you knew anything about biology and the human body then you'd know they don't have sexual urges...
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Have you never seen a baby with a boner? It's hard to say whether it's sexual or not but I bet he wants to slap you around with it.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-17-2012, 11:12 PM
Mrs. Hutchins will often put a cranky male baby to sleep by suckling on him.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-18-2012, 05:20 AM
I know that that we are all fellow Christians here but we need to clear this up. In the Bible it does not say to hit your wife. In this situation, she was not going to the devil. She is being a stable hard working woman HELPING her husband to provide for her family. She is aloud to look through those things and wonder what is going on. That is part of being human. Her eis a scripture to show that it is not right to hit your wife. A very prime example.
"For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband; otherwise your children would be unclean, but now they are holy. But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?" (1Corinthians 7:6-16)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-18-2012, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by hollysteck
I know that that we are all fellow Christians here but we need to clear this up. In the Bible it does not say to hit your wife. In this situation, she was not going to the devil. She is being a stable hard working woman HELPING her husband to provide for her family. She is aloud to look through those things and wonder what is going on. That is part of being human. Her eis a scripture to show that it is not right to hit your wife. A very prime example.
"For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband; otherwise your children would be unclean, but now they are holy. But if the unbeliever departs, let him depart; a brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases. But God has called us to peace. For how do you know, O wife, whether you will save your husband? Or how do you know, O husband, whether you will save your wife?" (1Corinthians 7:6-16)
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Holly, this is the MEN's ONLY section of the forum. Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
07-18-2012, 06:06 AM
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Holly, this is the MEN's ONLY section of the forum. Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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You ignore this users valid comment....why??? They are right! You doubt women have souls..yet you beat them....so that they may have a chance in heaven...how can someone without a soul go to heaven exactly????
Whoso mocketh the poor reproacheth his Maker: and he that is glad at calamities shall not be unpunished
Fools make a mockery of sin: but among the righteous there is favor.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
08-20-2012, 03:01 AM
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What a wonderful beginning! Might I offer an idea, in case she should make a habit of being slow in her grocery shopping (and beatings do not seem to speed her up to a satisfactory pace)? A few of the mothers of the boys in my youth group have been requiring " behavior belts" be worn when attending youth outings. It is incredibly frustrating to me, as it's a sign that they may not be behaving at home as they promised me they would. Maybe they need a firm hand to discipline them until they submit or maybe they just need to understand that no one believes their dirty little lies and that Jesus hates a snitch and if they can't understand that, a few nights in a custom-built counseling chamber in a hot attic can fix their little errors in judgment and beat a sense of respect and fear into their tiny little filthy boy-hearts.
Anyway, they make them for women as well. I'm sure other members of the LBC forums can offer you their expertise with this technology. Shout Glory!
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Simple way to deal with it all.
Don't trust them. Dot.
Women lie. If they're talking to a Man, they're lying.
I keep mine under strict control and use physical restraints when necessary, of varying kinds and types logically.
Best to restrain the body so the soul may be free to ascend later.
Truthfully, the gags are the most useful, and when locked any kind of time-wasting woman-talk isn't an issue as the Household is seen to.
Chastity belts were inspired in the mind of Man for a reason by God, thus, they're to be used. A woman who has her babymaker under lock-and-key, as well as he lying mouth is a much more useful housekeeper.
But only properly-made ones, and with appropriate care for their health and welfare.
Needless suffering, not exactly in line with His Will.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
08-20-2012, 03:17 AM
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You ignore this users valid comment....why??? They are right! You doubt women have souls..yet you beat them....so that they may have a chance in heaven...how can someone without a soul go to heaven exactly????
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Women were created expressly for the benefit of, and use by, Man. I consider them to have 'Provisional' souls, in a similar way to an animal but a step above.
That said, they have to be handled properly, and generally the only way that women truly learn something is through a physical correction of unwanted behaviour...one slip too many, and they lose any chance at ascending after death.
It's their place to serve, and be happy that they're given the opportunity to do so and earn a chance for something other than oblivion or hellfire after death.
They're basically smart animals, and need a firm and dedicated hand to keep them on the right path.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
08-20-2012, 06:32 AM
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A good woman learns, a bad woman runs away to ruin another mans life.
If a man does not strike his wife, he is not showing he cares. When my wife does well, I gently pat her on the head. When she makes a mistake, I ensure that she knows to never, ever make that mistake again.
Positive and negative reinforcement is a powerful tool and works wonders on lesser intellects,
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Women are little more than semi-intelligent animals and need to be treated as such.
Positive/Negative reinforcement along with sleep deprivation and intense Domination of every aspect of her life for a good stretch of time straightens out even the worst.
Breaking my wife's two unwanted cityslut friends...not easy, as being city-bred they're both as stupid as cattle.
I was told by a very Learned Elder Bible Scholar that they are 'wives' as well...'Co-Wives' is the term he used, citing passages from the Old Testament.
In any regard, he assured me that I was well within my rights under God as a Man in taking them for my own as they willingly came to my house knowing what kind of life was to be had.
The Wife herself, she's a beautiful nicely-broken Mare and gives me little trouble, but the citysluts are still capable of throwing snits, and is corrected without hesitation.
I NEVER aim any blows at the face though. I'm 6'3 and have been a hard worker my whole life and to my mind there's a difference between Correcting them and inflicting serious injury, like a dislocated jaw.
Pretty sure God wouldn't be happy with me for doing that, even to a woman.
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