[Luci Mourningstar]

ORANGE, Calif. – The wife of televangelist Benny Hinn has filed for divorce in Southern California. Suzanne Hinn filed the papers in Orange County Superior Court on Feb. 1, citing irreconcilable differences, after more than 30 years of marriage. The papers note the two separated on Jan. 26 and that Hinn has been living in Dana Point, a wealthy coastal community in southern Orange County.

Hinn is one of the best known advocates of the prosperity gospel, which teaches that Christians who are right with God will be rewarded with wealth and health in this lifetime.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100218/...gelist_divorce

Satan is attacking Benny Hinn in the form of his wife.

We should pray for him, that he will stay strong in his faith and for her that she will know her true place.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Luci Morningstar

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100218/...gelist_divorce

Satan is attacking Benny Hinn in the form of his wife.

We should pray for him, that he will stay strong in his faith and for her that she will know her true place.

What a terrible woman! I heard a rumour that Suzanne Hinn, not unlike a laxative abuser, developed a lazy colon after one Holy Ghost enema too many. Understandably, Benny was reluctant to lay his hands on that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Pastor Deacon Fred and I have been warning Pastor Hinn about that shrew of a woman for years. I'm glad that he's rid of her. All she ever wanted to do was get Holy Ghost enemas all the time. Even the servants couldn't stand her.

[Larry Lee]

We all love Suzanne Hinn dearly and hope she and Benny receive the True Christian™ counseling that will put their marriage back on its Godly course.

Still, in order for that to happen, Suzanne will really need to do something about those extra pounds she's been packing on over the last couple of years. She's gotten so heavy and unattractive, I'm not surprised her husband is rejecting her.

[SUV]

At first reading I thought, "But Benny Hinn is Dead!"

Then I realized I was thinking of the sinful (and, Mercifully, Dead) British "comedian" Benny Hill.

After seeing Brother Hinn's photo in that link, I'm wondering if I hadn't been Right the first time. SHOUT GLORY!!!

[Godfly]

Is Brother Hinn and ex-negro? Is this another example of a wife leaving her husband because he has chosen to become a Caucasian? When will the persecution of our kind end? People don't understand how hard it is to be white in this world?

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Godfly

Is Brother Hinn and ex-negro?

Brother Arthur Godfly, I'm thinking that Brother Hinn may become an ex-Preacher soon. Even Godly Jim Bakker and Ted Haggard
never had anything as scandalous as the "Big D" happen to them

But if this comes to pass, like so many other Men of God, I know, I just Know™ in my heart of hearts that he will someday be back
on top again. Like I think is how it was with Brother Haggard.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I believe I heard that President Obama called Benny today. He wants Benny to continue his healing ministry because it keeps down healthcare costs in the United States.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Praise Jesus! I am glad God has punished Benny with this and hope his wife cleans him out with alimony. Now, while Benny has the respect of many here at Landover, I personally have issues with him.

We have a rough history together and our rivalry in the televangelist business is legendary. No doubt Jesus is answering my prayers to bankrupt him and take him offer the air. GLORY!

[TC Patriot]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Praise Jesus! I am glad God has punished Benny with this and hope his wife cleans him out with alimony. Now, while Benny has the respect of many here at Landover, I personally have issues with him.

We have a rough history together and our rivalry in the televangelist business is legendary. No doubt Jesus is answering my prayers to bankrupt him and take him offer the air. GLORY!

He has always been jealous of you. You are a much better preacher and people can understand what you say.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I believe I heard that President Obama called Benny today. He wants Benny to continue his healing ministry because it keeps down healthcare costs in the United States.

Even though our health care is the best in the world, it still has problems because we have departed from God's health-care reform, a/k/a faith healing:

2 Chron. 16:12-13: And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease [was] exceeding [great]: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

[SUV]

I guess Obammy's wife has decided to do the same. He Certainly does look downhearted:

[BelieverInGod]

Brother Osborne, when is your show on and on what channel? I am ashamed to admit that I have not caught it. Maybe we do not receive it in Canada?

Brother Hinn did heal my back through the TV a few years back. I was bent over and not able to stand up and he called people at home to touch his hand for healing. Well as I leaned forward there was a 'pop' noise (I assume it was a demon fleeing) and I was able to stand up straight!

Praise God, may he correct his foul speaking wife and return to his righteous place.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Brother Osborne, when is your show on and on what channel? I am ashamed to admit that I have not caught it. Maybe we do not receive it in Canada?

Brother Hinn did heal my back through the TV a few years back. I was bent over and not able to stand up and he called people at home to touch his hand for healing. Well as I leaned forward there was a 'pop' noise (I assume it was a demon fleeing) and I was able to stand up straight!

Praise God, may he correct his foul speaking wife and return to his righteous place.

Currently I am not airing any new shows. My heyday was the 1980's when I was on Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN)...I think even Godless Canada was able to receive it. I had one of the top-rated televangelist shows in the world, in third place behind Rev. Jim Bakker and Rev. Jimmy Swaggart.

Then in 1990 I was sent to prison for the next fifteen years for tax evasion, embezzlement, fraud, wire fraud, and money laundering. So obviously I didn't have a show during this period. I got paroled in early 2005 and sought to re-establish my career.

Prior to joining Landover Baptist as a full-time senior pastor, I was on local cable access (KDOC) in Orange County, California. Usually I came on around 3 am because that was the only time slot I could afford at the time.

[Mistress Cookie]

At the end of the day, I think this "divorce scare" will prove to be a mere "tempest in a teapot".

Knowing our Bible (and that Matthew 19:6 tells us "Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder") we Christians do not divorce.

That is why it's so important to keep homosexuals out of the marriage union and statistics, as their promiscuous, fickle natures would drive the national divorce rate through the roof.

The Hinns will weather this storm, and emerge the stronger. Satan may temp them to go against the Lord™s teachings and to divorce, but rest assured they will resist.

[Luci Mourningstar]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

At the end of the day, I think this "divorce scare" will prove to be a mere "tempest in a teapot".


The Hinns will weather this storm, and emerge the stronger. Satan may temp them to go against the Lord™s teachings and to divorce, but rest assured they will resist.

Praise The Lord! Your post is so inspiring!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1y4J4t6XAI

Benny Hinn sings "He Touched Me" (2010)





I want to be touched as well

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Luci Morningstar

I want to be touched as well

I let JESUS touch me once, but when He began speaking Spanish I knew, I just knew, I had been horribly suckered once again

[Luci Mourningstar]

Originally Posted by SUV

I let JESUS touch me once, but when He began speaking Spanish I knew, I just knew, I had been horribly suckered once again

Oh poor you!

I had an encounter like that as well

My Jesus even told me he could change water into wine, but I suspected something was wrong when I saw his nametag:

Jesus - head waiter at the Mirage in Las Vegas

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Luci Morningstar

Jesus - head waiter at the Mirage in Las Vegas

You, too? That horrible playBoy! Let us Pray a Plague of Locust down upon His unHoly head!

May the bird of Paradise fly up His nose!
May his Wife be plagued with runners in her hose!
May an elephant caress His weary toes -
May the bird of Paradise fly up His nose!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

That is why it's so important to keep homosexuals out of the marriage union and statistics, as their promiscuous, fickle natures would drive the national divorce rate through the roof.

I hope Pastor Hinn will lay out the truth of his divorce soon. That truth is: "OUR MARRIAGE FAILED BECAUSE GAYS ARE MARRYING!"