[I Man Rastafari]

I have consulted with my counselor at my school which is the University of Wisconsin at Madison Wisconsin and we have come to the conclusion that it is quite likely that my talents are wasted on my current plan which is the study of international relations. After much discussion it has been decided that the best course of study for me will be political science. My counselor believes that I have been born to be a politician. That is very fortuitous because I have already been elected to high office at my school and I am serving as the President of both Black Lives Matter and the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech.

As a politician I will be able to run for office in my home country which is Jamaica and also here in Babylon. When the Black man returns to his true home which is Africa I will also stand for election there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

I have consulted with my counselor at my school which is the University of Wisconsin at Madison Wisconsin and we have come to the conclusion that it is quite likely that my talents are wasted on my current plan which is the study of international relations. After much discussion it has been decided that the best course of study for me will be political science. My counselor believes that I have been born to be a politician. That is very fortuitous because I have already been elected to high office at my school and I am serving as the President of both Black Lives Matter and the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech.

As a politician I will be able to run for office in my home country which is Jamaica and also here in Babylon. When the Black man returns to his true home which is Africa I will also stand for election there.

Dear nigra boy;

What on God's green earth are you talking about?

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

I have consulted with my counselor at my school which is the University of Wisconsin at Madison Wisconsin and we have come to the conclusion that it is quite likely that my talents are wasted on my current plan which is the study of international relations. After much discussion it has been decided that the best course of study for me will be political science. My counselor believes that I have been born to be a politician. That is very fortuitous because I have already been elected to high office at my school and I am serving as the President of both Black Lives Matter and the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech.

As a politician I will be able to run for office in my home country which is Jamaica and also here in Babylon. When the Black man returns to his true home which is Africa I will also stand for election there.

Don't fret, hamite, President Trump™ will tend to that eventuality just as soon as he is sworn in!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

...blah, blah, blah.....

You are very funny. Future President Trump will quickly put you in your place, son of Cain. There's a reason, that our godly Republican Presidents have been middle-aged, wealthy, white, Americans. They are the most advanced of all humans, since God has chosen to bless them with a more advanced intelligence than women, or black folk. As president of hate speech, don't you know that your words are hateful on us godly, white folk? You should just learn the place God gave you and be content.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

I have consulted with my counselor at my school which is the University of Wisconsin at Madison Wisconsin and we have come to the conclusion that it is quite likely that my talents are wasted on my current plan which is the study of international relations.

He is very polite to use such euphemistic language - he means you're useless.

After much discussion it has been decided that the best course of study for me will be political science. My counselor believes that I have been born to be a politician.

Another euphemism - it means he thinks you're talentless liar with overwhelming delusional self-belief.

That is very fortuitous because I have already been elected to high office at my school and I am serving as the President of both Black Lives Matter and the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech.

with meetings in a phone booth.

As a politician I will be able to run for office in my home country which is Jamaica and also here in Babylon.

The US has learned its lesson with Blacks at the WHITE house.

When the Black man returns to his true home which is Africa I will also stand for election there.

They don't have elections in Africa - consider changing to a course for becoming a witch-doctor. No talent required - you just threaten people with magic and they give you money.

Or you could become a Christian pastor if you pay attention to Landover.

[Alvin Moss]

There has been enough of this negrification of America. These people need to be sent back to Africa once and for all and no more talking about it. We need action!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

I have consulted with my counselor at my school which is the University of Wisconsin at Madison Wisconsin and we have come to the conclusion that it is quite likely that my talents are wasted on my current plan which is the study of international relations. After much discussion it has been decided that the best course of study for me will be political science.

I have a proposition to make to you, Rastafari. As soon as your "studies" are completed, you can have a management job in the City of Freehold. Your title will be, Manager, Street Sanitation, Central City District.

The job will require you to keep all trash picked up in Freehold's downtown. Unfortunately, we do not have a street sweeper so the task will entail a broom and some trash bags. I regret the title of Manager does not include supervising any other employees.

I'm sure you will excel at this position and your future will be bright.

[I Man Rastafari]

I do not believe that a management job would be suitable but I thank you for your offer. I must consider my constituency and they would be unhappy if I was to become an employee of the city. I am destined to manage the city through election to high office. I have only run for two offices and I have prevailed and been elected to both. With such a record of success I believe that I may be considered for the Democrat nomination for President in 2020. I have exactly the same credentials as President Barak Obama and I am a real Black man with naps.

[Grandma]

Hamite,
Did you know that in Negroland, they don't have elections? Instead they have brutal dictators. You will not be able to run for election. Try the sinful city of Chicago, it's full of fellow nigras.

[I Man Rastafari]

When the Black man returns to Africa we will have Democratic Socialism and all men will be equal. I will probably be an important figure due to my status as an educated man and my picturesque dreadlocks and I will likely be a congressman or senator at first. Even then I will have no more material goods than my fellows. Eventually I hope to be the President of Africa which was the post held by the Prophet Marcus Garvey.

[VictoryOS]

Somebody please give that boy a watermelon. It might keep him quiet for a while.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

When the Black man returns to Africa we will have Democratic Socialism and all men will be equal. I will probably be an important figure due to my status as an educated man and my picturesque dreadlocks and I will likely be a congressman or senator at first. Even then I will have no more material goods than my fellows. Eventually I hope to be the President of Africa which was the post held by the Prophet Marcus Garvey.

Please get on a ship and go back to africa now. What are you waiting for? The deep dark jungle awaits you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

When the Black man returns to Africa we will have Democratic Socialism and all men will be equal.

That's not true. Black people refuse to even date a person who is darker than them. This is a known fact. I think I read it in Newsweek. Anyway, Black people are more racist than White people - against their own race. There will never be equality among Black people because they do not know Peace.

[I Man Rastafari]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

What are you waiting for?

We are in need of funding. After the Presidential elections we are going to launch the new national dialogue concerning reparations for slavery. Reverend Al Sharpton has agreed to address the nation concerning this pressing issue.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

We are in need of funding. After the Presidential elections we are going to launch the new national dialogue concerning reparations for slavery. Reverend Al Sharpton has agreed to address the nation concerning this pressing issue.

I don't think you have studied economics, Mr. Rastafari. Let's start by remembering the slaves did not pay a penny for their ride on ships from Africa to the United States.

They owe us white people for that ride plus all the interest since that time. The ship passage ticket would have been about $50. This $50 would be doubled 35 times. The sum your people owe us is so large it rather excites me. I think it is even more money than Rev. Al Sharpton has.

[I Man Rastafari]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I don't think you have studied economics, Mr. Rastafari. Let's start by remembering the slaves did not pay a penny for their ride on ships from Africa to the United States.

They owe us white people for that ride plus all the interest since that time. The ship passage ticket would have been about $50. This $50 would be doubled 35 times. The sum your people owe us is so large it rather excites me. I think it is even more money than Rev. Al Sharpton has.

Hello Mr. Hold. I beg to differ. Shadow Senator and Statesman Reverend Jesse Jackson reckons that the white people owe the Black man about thirty trillion usd. We would accept this in the form of a check if that would help or we will accept automobiles and other consumer goods such as rims and coupons for fried chicken although I myself do not eat meat of any type in keeping with Jah's word. If necessary we would accept the states of Alabama and Mississippi and Louisiana but the white people would have to leave for other areas. That would be fair to everyone.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I don't think you have studied economics, Mr. Rastafari. Let's start by remembering the slaves did not pay a penny for their ride on ships from Africa to the United States.

They owe us white people for that ride plus all the interest since that time. The ship passage ticket would have been about $50. This $50 would be doubled 35 times. The sum your people owe us is so large it rather excites me. I think it is even more money than Rev. Al Sharpton has.

Exactly. Also, let's not forget all the food the slaves were fed. The masters should be reimbursed for that by African Americans, as well as for shelter and clothing that they so generously provided.

[I Man Rastafari]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Exactly. Also, let's not forget all the food the slaves were fed. The masters should be reimbursed for that by African Americans, as well as for shelter and clothing that they so generously provided.

All of these factors have been considered when determining the final damages. Reverend Jesse Jackson believes that a One Million Negro march should be organized to inspire the cooperation of white people. It is said that the white man grows anxious when large groups of Black man parade around. I believe that I myself will play a crucial role in the negotiations when I have graduated with a degree in political science.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

All of these factors have been considered when determining the final damages. Reverend Jesse Jackson believes that a One Million Negro march should be organized to inspire the cooperation of white people. It is said that the white man grows anxious when large groups of Black man parade around. I believe that I myself will play a crucial role in the negotiations when I have graduated with a degree in political science.

Well, are they counting the burial expenses? Dead slaves don't bury themselves (unfortunately), and having other slaves bury the dead ones means substantial economic losses for the day, you know.

[I Man Rastafari]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Well, are they counting the burial expenses? Dead slaves don't bury themselves (unfortunately), and having other slaves bury the dead ones means substantial economic losses for the day, you know.

Sistren I must direct your attention to Genesis chapter 23 and the verses 5-6. In these verses we see foreigners asking for a place to bury their dead. Verse 5-And the children of Heth answered Abraham, saying unto him, Verse 6- Hear us my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchers bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulcher, but that thou mayest bury thy dead.