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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-19-2010, 02:39 PM
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That's a loaded question as answering it would mean I accept your premise that my logic is faulty -- which it's not.
Your country is responsible for:
- Stealing BILLIONS of dollars of people's money.
- Grounding flights all over Europe, again causing MILLIONS of dollars in damage
- Helping with the rise of Hitler and triggering WW2, which caused MILLIONS of deaths
In short: I spit on your country.
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Our country has not stolen once single dollar from you guys, but hey wasn't you (or someother here) who claimed that money was the root of all evil, therefor logic says that you who had BILLIONS of dollars are evil.
There is not one single volcano in my country, you must be referring to our neighbours to the north west Iceland.
We did not help with the rise of Hitler, we did though help with feed the allied army and making sure they stayed alive to the end of the war.
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[I]Not one american put foot on our country during the war, so once again you fail
If you mean Iceland, you would be incorrect as American military forces have been deployed to and stationed in Iceland since 1942......
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I have never once claimed that I was from Iceland, but from the Faroe Islands(you have any idea where that is?), you would have known that if you infact read what people have written.
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04-19-2010, 02:41 PM
No offence guys but that seriously is the Norwegian flag.
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04-19-2010, 02:54 PM
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I have never once claimed that I was from Iceland, but from the Faroe Islands(you have any idea where that is?), you would have known that if you infact read what people have written.
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Don't try to confuse me with your geography. You're close enough to Iceland for you to be an Eskimo, too.
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04-19-2010, 02:59 PM
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Don't try to confuse me with your geography. You're close enough to Iceland for you to be an Eskimo, too.
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That may be as it is.
And you obviously have dirt between your ears, as you are not even reading the question I was answering.
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Iceland is certainly doomed Rev Jim. They already get a small taste of hellfire there, it is but a tiny introduction to where they are headed.
It is the gateway to hell.
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So if Yellowstone erupts, who does god hate then? Who's hellfire will then affect the whole world? I'm just asking. And. This is said in the rules when registering: "By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."
Isn't pretty much everything that's written here hateful towards someone? Didn't Jesus teach to love? Because that's not what you guys are doing right now. Just an opinion...
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04-19-2010, 03:06 PM
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So if Yellowstone erupts, who does god hate then? Who's hellfire will then affect the whole world? I'm just asking. And. This is said in the rules when registering: "By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."
Isn't pretty much everything that's written here hateful towards someone? Didn't Jesus teach to love? Because that's not what you guys are doing right now. Just an opinion...
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-19-2010, 03:26 PM
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Dear Ezekiel.
I am not here to "flame you". I am here to learn about different forms of christianity and the nature of it. Please don't attack me because I asked something. Don't be a hater! Teach, don't mock.
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04-19-2010, 03:31 PM
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Dear Ezekiel.
I am not here to "flame you". I am here to learn about different forms of christianity and the nature of it. Please don't attack me because I asked something. Don't be a hater! Teach, don't mock.
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If you want to learn, then keep a civil tongue in your head. Understand that we are not even slightly interested in your unsaved opinions. Use the "search" function before posting questions.
Start learning HERE.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-19-2010, 03:35 PM
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Dear Ezekiel.
I am not here to "flame you". I am here to learn about different forms of christianity and the nature of it. Please don't attack me because I asked something. Don't be a hater! Teach, don't mock.
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Like Jesus, we have no problem rebuking demons and evil when we see it.
Mark 1:25-26
And Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy peace, and come out of him. And when the unclean spirit had torn him, and cried with a loud voice, he came out of him.
Here Jesus heals a man then tells him to immediately depart.
Mark 1:42-43
And as soon as he had spoken, immediately the leprosy departed from him, and he was cleansed.
And he straitly charged him, and forthwith sent him away;
Jesus curses a fig tree for not giving Him food.
Mark 11:13-14
And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.
Here we have Jesus driving people out of the temple with a whip.
John 2:15
And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;
Jesus calls the Pharisees all kinds of names.
Matthew 23:24, 27
Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.
Jesus calls a Canaanite woman a dog.
Matthew 15:22-29
And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.
And Jesus departed from thence, and came nigh unto the sea of Galilee; and went up into a mountain, and sat down there.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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04-19-2010, 03:37 PM
I guess we're all just a bunch of eskimos then. Greetings from Finland.
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04-19-2010, 03:40 PM
Hi,
I am new here and since I am Icelandic and I happen to like the US I was surprised when I read the start of this thread. When I started reading I started to wonder if this whole thing was a big joke but quickly realized that most people on this forum are quite serious and that many of them hate Iceland and the Icelandic people. I don't believe that I have done anything to harm the US or any US citizen so it feels strange to know that many people on this forum pray that I will go to hell. I do not wish anybody such ill fate, despite their religion, color of skin, views of life, etc.
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GOD HATES ICELAND!
The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!
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Proof? Hardly! First of all this isn't even the right flag. Second, when the flag was created it was decided to use the cross as a reminder that the official religion was christianity.
I don't see any cross in the US flag. Does that mean that Americans hate or don't care about Jesus?
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Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.
They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
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Some Icelandic people are godless but most are Christian. Fortunately there is freedom of religion and we try not to judge people that have different beliefs.
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God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
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Iceland is not at all mostly ice. There are a few glaciers but even during winters there is not that much snow. There are many states in the US that have more snow during the winters. The geothermal activity is due to the fact that Iceland is splitting along the spreading center between the North American and Eurasian Plates.
Did you know that tourism is increasing in Iceland and that many of the tourists are from the US? Are they visiting because they want a shortcut to hell?
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God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
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Why did God decide to give Iceland the economical success and then take it away? Is it a coincidence that the worldwide economy has taken a hit, not just that of Iceland?
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The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
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Racist anyone? Prejudice anyone?
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They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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I believe I read in this forum that people are waiting for Sarah Palin to become the next US president. Will the bible change to accommodate her?
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They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
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We do not have an army and pride us in this fact. Jesus and the Icelandic people believe that piece is better than war.
I thought that having universal healthcare was positive. Do you disagree?
Are you saying that Obama is not a good president?
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Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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Many US states have already done the same and more will soon.
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Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
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Americans celebrate Halloween don't they? Those that do do so in fun and the same goes for Icelandic people.
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But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
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Don't blame a whole nation for one man's interest and dedication to a particular bodypart! In fact, what is wrong with acknowledging the penis. God created men with penises so that we could populate the earth so we shouldn't be ashamed of it.
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All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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Australia? Denmark? Germany? Canada? Sweden? Norway? All going to hell? Really??? Really???
Why do you hate so much? Why can't we all live together in harmony?
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04-19-2010, 03:55 PM
@ Number13 it is not about Iceland doing things we Americans do not like. It is all about things God does not like. If you would be nicer to God you could go to Heaven with us!
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@ Number13 it is not about Iceland doing things we Americans do not like. It is all about things God does not like. If you would be nicer to God you could go to Heaven with us!
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but there's free beer and good looking men in valhalla.
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04-19-2010, 03:59 PM
@ vaulka but Valhalla is a fairy tale and Heaven really exists! Would you not rather go to the real Heaven? It is much more fun than the alternative. #Psalm 9:17
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but there's free beer and good looking men in valhalla.
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Advocating for false gods is a serious sin, Nanook.
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John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.
2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-19-2010, 04:08 PM
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@ vaulka but Valhalla is a fairy tale and Heaven really exists! Would you not rather go to the real Heaven? It is much more fun than the alternative. #Psalm 9:17
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@ vaulka I will pray that you change your mind one day and go to Heaven with us! #Matthew 6:6
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04-19-2010, 05:19 PM
Can any of you, supported by scripture, say that AMERICA is loved by god and ICELAND is hated, and not the other way around?
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Can any of you, supported by scripture, say that AMERICA is loved by god and ICELAND is hated, and not the other way around?
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Psalm 11:5-7:
The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth. Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.
For the righteous LORD loveth righteousness; his countenance doth behold the upright.
The above Scripture Verse describes well what God does to Iceland right now, which proves that God hates Iceland. And we are righteous, as there is no country in the World with so many True Christians™ as America.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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04-19-2010, 05:34 PM
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Can any of you, supported by scripture, say that AMERICA is loved by god and ICELAND is hated, and not the other way around?
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It's because of our prosperity. We don't have a GDP larger than China and Japan combined because God doesn't love us.
Malachi 3:10
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
Deuteronomy 8:18
But thou shalt remember the LORD thy God: for it is he that giveth thee power to get wealth, that he may establish his covenant which he sware unto thy fathers, as it is this day.
3 John 1:2
Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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