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Veggie tales -
12-14-2007, 12:09 AM
I just wanted to know what every one thinks about this cartoon.................
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12-14-2007, 02:22 AM
Veggie Tales Releases Product in Poor Taste
FREEHOLD, IOWA - "Veggie Tales is not Christian!" yelled Pastor Deacon Fred as he burst into the Landover Baptist Baby Jesus Day Care Center last Friday afternoon. He was followed by four deacons who kicked veggie toys out from the hands of youngsters and smashed them to pieces. "Now gather up what's left of that trash and BURN IT!" Deacon Crenshaw told the children. Throughout the day, the deacons visited upon other day care centers around the church campus until all traces of veggie toys were eliminated from church property. Then it was off to the homes of church members with children to finish the Lord's business by ridding the community of filth.
Since it's inception, Veggie Tales has been getting rich by lining their pockets with Christian money. Recently however, their true intentions were revealed. With the release of "Larry, The Singing and Dancing Cucumber" toy just a few weeks ago, it's become quite clear that the Veggie Tales Corporation is involved in a more sinister agenda. Either that, or they just hired an army of priests and homosexuals to head their product development team. Christian experts believe that, likeMr. Potato Head, this could be yet another attempt by liberals to force their evil "tolerance" into True Christian homes. Larry the Dancing Cucumber could be even more dangerous than Mr. Potato Head since it comes with a "choking hazard" clearly printed on the outside of the box. "The choking hazard is a direct acknowledgement that the Veggie Tales Corporation believes that a child will be naturally inclined to place the toy into his or her mouth,” said Pastor Deacon Fred. “It’s unbelievable that a so-called Christian company would stoop to this level of depravity.”
"We don't want to state the obvious here," said Pastor Deacon Fred at a recent press conference. "To put it simply, we're concerned that a battery operated cucumber is being marketed to young children. We just think it's in poor taste for a Christian organization to put such a product on the shelf." In reviews of the product, the secular media jokes, "adults enjoy the toy even more than their children." Landover Baptist Church issued a public statement during their press conference urging other Christians around the country to stop purchasing Veggie Tales products until the company that manufactures the toy issues a formal apology to loyal Christian consumers.
Creation Scientists at Landover Baptist have opened up a formal investigation into the Veggie Tales Corporation. "It's not just the dancing green penis that we are concerned about," said Dr. Jonathan Edwards, "The Veggie Tales corporation is watering down scripture and promoting a lack of respect for the sanctity of God's Holy Word by producing videos where a talking head of lettuce with a New York accent skips through uncomfortable Bible passages in order to make a story more appealing to children." Pastor Deacon Fred explained, "Now, we're all for getting kids saved and indoctrinated, but some Christian psychologists tell me that the children who watch these videos believe that when they arrive at the Pearly Gates, they'll be greeted by a talking tip of asparagus who will usher them into an eternity run by a giant tomato and a thousand pieces of flying celery. . . and then there's that dancing cucumber. If they made that vegetable the devil, we might not be as concerned.
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12-14-2007, 03:08 AM
For more on the Veggie Tales aka Veggie Tails, use the the Republican Party search engine.
What a perverse object. Look, there's even a "nose" right a the perfect spot to stimulate that most evil spot on the female body. I bet the instructions even call for girls to drink lots of water first for the best "gush" !
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12-17-2007, 11:18 PM
ok FreeHolds not even a down... but the veggie tales influence to children to put cucumbers up their butts
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12-18-2007, 12:17 AM
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ok FreeHolds not even a down... but the veggie tales influence to children to put cucumbers up their butts
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12-18-2007, 03:44 AM
You smashed them in front of KIDS???
Well, don't worry, I'm sure you believe in the Tribulation (which I don't), where I'd supposedly bash your faces in!
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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12-27-2007, 09:16 PM
I like Veggie tales.
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12-28-2007, 05:01 AM
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I like Veggie tales.
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Since you are a marioqueer, you probably like veggies UP your tail.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-28-2007, 02:44 PM
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Since you are a marioqueer, you probably like veggies UP your tail.
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Sorry, I don't have a tail.
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Re: Veggie tales -
06-22-2020, 07:45 PM
More proof that the children's cartoon, Veggie Tales is not inspired by, nor does it teach, True Christian™ values.
The creator of this program recently went out of his way to criticize God's Plan for the races.
He has produced a program explaining that Black people should be given free money and excused from obeying any civic laws.
Supposedly, he is explaining the "problem" of race in America. What he fails to realize is that there is no "problem" that God's Word cannot solve and that the races exist in their current state because God Willed It So!
Why do so many people insist on seeing poverty and imprisonment rates among blacks in this country as a symptom of something bad? God has blessed this country greatly; He knows what He is doing.
America is rich in wealth and faith (as well as weaponry) and there is a reason for that. Why anyone would want to mess with our current status is beyond me.
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Re: Veggie tales -
06-24-2020, 01:40 AM
ANYTHING that teaches kids to abstain from meat (1 Timothy 4:1-4) is Antichrist. See Charles Manson. Only vegetarians can commit such evil crimes. The Catholic Hitler (who also endorsed the Islam) was the next perfect example.
TV is to be avoided altogether if you ask me. Why do kids always need to play something with? When we were young, we already started working at age 7! Why did those times change? "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat." 2 Thessalonians 3:10
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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