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Trump Prayer of Gratitude: Jesus Disarms the Ballistic Missile Bound to Hawaii - 01-18-2018, 12:27 PM

Praise Jesus!
A few days ago the nation was under attack!



A ballistic missile was approaching U.S. soil (albeit the sinful state of Hawaii). Panic, desperation, urgent pleas for forgiveness of sins!
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...a warning had gone out over the state’s emergency alert system: “BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL”.
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Near panic. Comforting children while worrying about loved ones. Confusion and uncertainty from officials. In the absence of other information, cobbling together what evidence they could for whether they would survive the day.
Officialsnow claim that it was a false alarm but was it? What did our beloved PresidentDonald Trump do and say about this devastating plot to destroy God's Favorite Nation?
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About 1:10 p.m. ET -- Trump has lunch inside the clubhouse of Trump International Golf Club. Members inside the building spot him.
Time unknown -- Deputy National Security Adviser Ricky Waddell, who was the top national security official traveling with Trump in Florida, briefs Trump in person on the false alarm alerts.
1:13 p.m. ET -- The White House tells reporters in West Palm Beach that Trump has spent the morning playing golf.
He was totally calm and composed. No sign of panic! Even when the alarm was being dismissed as a false one but not yet resolved, Mr. Trump remained in total harmony with the ongoing golf game. It seems that He knew all along that there was no reason to worry. In addition, He reminded us of the True Threats® that we should take much more seriously:
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Trump tweets: "So much Fake News is being reported. They don't even try to get it right, or correct it when they are wrong. They promote the Fake Book of a mentally deranged author, who knowingly writes false information. The Mainstream Media is crazed that WE won the election!"
OK. Here's the timeline:
  • A ballistic attack approaches Hawaii.
  • The people are warned.
  • Mayhem.
  • Mr. Trump does not run amok, instead, He continues a successful game of golf.
  • The alarm is apparently false.
  • Mr. Trump continues to be calm and instead of warning against any missiles He issues a warning against Fake News.
What does this tell us. It tells us what really took place:
  • A ballistic attack approaches Hawaii.
  • The people are warned.
  • Mayhem.
  • Something neutralizes the threat.
  • Mr. Trump knew all along that the threat would be neutralized.
  • Mr. Trump is Best Friends with Jesus (and Mr. Putin but He is natural and not supernatural in his capabilities).
  • Jesus must have diverted the attack.
  • The people need not know all this. Fake news are more serious.
Jesus is in Heaven (Mark 14:62). Heaven is above the Firmament (Genesis 1:8). A ballistic missile has a parabolic trajectory that takes is close to the Firmament. It is an easy task for Jesus to scoop up the ballistic missile and disarm it in the Waters Above (Genesis 1:6).



And our President was informed, apparently by Prayer, that this would take place.

Jesus Saved® the day. He saved the state of Hawaii. Let us all join in a Prayer of Thanks to Jesus and President Trump!




1 Samuel 22:23
Abide thou with me, fear not: for he that seeketh my life seeketh thy life: but with me thou shalt be in safeguard.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Default Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Jesus Disarms the Ballistic Missile Bound to Hawaii - 01-20-2018, 02:48 PM

That is reassuring for me personally. I don't normally discuss my own feelings, after all what am I compared to Jesus and the chagrin He must feel when people laugh at His suffering. Recently someone suggested that Jesus was not in Heaven at all and I felt so embarrassed for Him. We actually have eyewitness accounts of Him migrating there! Jesus will punish these wretches appropriately but still I was miffed on His behalf.

ACTS 1 .KJV . context
9b-11a
While they beheld, [Jesus] was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight. And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel; Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven?

The reason we know Jesus is now in Heaven is because of how He got there. Heaven is above the sky so for entry a suitable portal would be opened. A window, in fact, because at the moment of His ascending cloud was evident. If there were no opening (whether or not it was a window) there He would now be stuck. But visitors to Israel do not report this despite examining the site in some detail. I refuse to believe that none of them have ever looked at the sky so if there he were stuck surely we would hear. Obviously if He bounced off the Romans would pick Him up which would be quite significant and rate a mention in Josephus. No such event is recorded.

GENESIS 7 .KJV . context
11-12
In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and .the windows of heaven were opened.. And the rain was upon the earth forty days and forty nights.
19-20 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.


Ezekiel's prayer/a small cloud


Ahab was a rotten king I Kings 16:30 so God withheld rain I Kings 17:1 until one day Elijah prophesied and a small cloud emerged I Kings 18:43-44 which would require one window to be opened since we know that clouds precede rain and since when all the windows are open cubic miles of water come walloping down, Elijah's small cloud must be associated with quite a small window. And just as to admit Jesus a portal was necessary..we know from the historical record that He did not teleport and sorcery is out of the question..so for missile sequestration we need nothing more complex than this.



I checked the weather records for Midway atoll at the appropriate time. Chart attached.
Interactive here.
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January 13th
6.a.m. to 12.p.m. PASSING CLOUDS humidity 82%





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