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09-14-2006, 03:50 PM
I believe special congratulations to the Landover Christian Animal Research Center are in order. It was their trained stingray that did that grandstanding treehugger in. Best of all Christ sent Irwin to Hell on Children’s TV so the young one cans learn how evil nature is.
Have fun handling Satan's trouser snake in Hell Irwin; it will make you nostalgic for that fish singer in your heart.
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09-14-2006, 04:02 PM
God has done the world a service by ridding us of that filthy nature lover and casting him into hellfire. "Crikey! There's a barbed tallywacker lodged in my bum!"
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09-14-2006, 04:08 PM
Anyone coming from that Criminal class country in my mind is evil.
Those poor Stingrays would have stood no chance if our specially trained one hadn't have been there to sort out this so called environ-mental-ist.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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09-14-2006, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
I believe special congratulations to the Landover Christian Animal Research Center are in order. It was their trained stingray that did that grandstanding treehugger in. Best of all Christ sent Irwin to Hell on Children’s TV so the young one cans learn how evil nature is.
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Bobby Joe, you should really be a little more respectful, even if he was a treehugger. He had a family he left behind that I'm sure are in mourning.
And besides, nature isn't evil...humans are.
Moon
You pray...I dance naked in the forest
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09-14-2006, 04:39 PM
But didn't GOD give man Domain over all things? To subdue them and make them tame. {KJV1881}
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09-14-2006, 04:48 PM
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But didn't GOD give man Domain over all things? To subdue them and make them tame. {KJV1881}
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Yes, and Irwin was a filthy Darwinist who was asserting we humans should have kinship and sympathy with animals. I hope he found sympathy with that barb rammed in his chest like Satan's tallywacker will be. God wants us to oppress and control nature, not take it bed with us and cuddle it. If Irwin had his way laboratories would be spitting out human-animal hybrids to fill this nations welfare rolls. Do you want to have your hard earned money going to some dog-man freak can get drunk, puke all over the place and rape your children? Do you Witchy?
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09-14-2006, 04:51 PM
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But didn't GOD give man Domain over all things? To subdue them and make them tame. {KJV1881}
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ATTENTION HELLBOUND PERSON! There is no such thing as a KJV1881. It is the KJV1611 (Authorized) Bible.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-14-2006, 04:52 PM
Kinda sounds like a plan to me.
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09-14-2006, 04:58 PM
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ATTENTION HELLBOUND PERSON! There is no such thing as a KJV1881. It is the KJV1611 (Authorized) Bible.
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Is, too. I've got one and mine has TWO, count them 1,2, versions of the New Testament in it. Bet you don't have one. Nananabobo.
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09-14-2006, 05:18 PM
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Is, too. I've got one and mine has TWO, count them 1,2, versions of the New Testament in it. Bet you don't have one. Nananabobo.
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Of course I don't have one! The 1881 blasphemy is NOT NOT NOT a King James Version Bible. It is called the English Revised something-or-other.
Two versions of the New Testament INDEED! Consider yourself banned for heresy.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-14-2006, 05:29 PM
The Complete Pictorial Family Bible containing the Old and New Teataments, Revised New Testament together with The Apocrypha, The Psalms in Metre, and a Concordance: to which are added Aids for Raeders and Students.
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09-14-2006, 05:48 PM
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The Complete Pictorial Family Bible containing the Old and New Teataments, Revised New Testament together with The Apocrypha, The Psalms in Metre, and a Concordance: to which are added Aids for Raeders and Students.
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Friend there is only one aid that anyone needs for reading the bible (kjv1611) and that's the Holy Spirit!
2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
If the Holy Ghost wants you to understand, It'll move you. Until then, you are going by someone else's interpretation of what that person thinks/wants any bible verse to mean.
Friend, throw out that concordance. Throw out that heretical bible. Get right with the LORD, and He'll get right with you!
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09-14-2006, 08:54 PM
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The Complete Pictorial Family Bible containing the Old and New Teataments, Revised New Testament together with The Apocrypha, The Psalms in Metre, and a Concordance: to which are added Aids for Raeders and Students.
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If the publisher admits to the sin of adding to Scripture, that should have clued you in right there if you had any spiritual discernment. Get a real Bible, so you can read what God thinks about people who add to Scripture:
Deu 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish [ought] from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
Deu 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.
Rev 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
And don't even get me started on the Apocrypha.
Have fun in hell.
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09-14-2006, 09:58 PM
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Friend there is only one aid that anyone needs for reading the bible (kjv1611) and that's the Holy Spirit!
2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
If the Holy Ghost wants you to understand, It'll move you. Until then, you are going by someone else's interpretation of what that person thinks/wants any bible verse to mean.
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We also have a good friend in Jesus:
Luke 24:45 Then opened he their understanding, that they might understand the scriptures,
Jesus is just as good in moving you as the Holy Spirit is - but that's hardly a surprise, since they are part of the same Godhead and thus share the same single Divine essence,.
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09-14-2006, 11:01 PM
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Bobby Joe, you should really be a little more respectful, even if he was a treehugger. He had a family he left behind that I'm sure are in mourning.
And besides, nature isn't evil...humans are.
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Right.
Nature isn't evil, humans are.
The world has lost a good man and his wife and children have lost a great husband and father.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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09-14-2006, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Andromeda
Right.
Nature isn't evil, humans are.
The world has lost a good man and his wife and children have lost a great husband and father.
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Sure, every "great father" uses his kid as crocodile bait! I would never risk harm to my child like that...unless Jesus told me to.
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09-14-2006, 11:18 PM
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Sure, every "great father" uses his kid as crocodile bait! I would never risk harm to my child like that...unless Jesus told me to.
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So he's a bit of a showman and that was one of his poorer moments. He didn't intend to harm the kid and the difference between you and him is that he would fight to save his kids if they were in serious danger no matter what, whereas if you got it into your head that jesus wanted you to kill your own kid you'd first douse it in steak sauce, THEN wave it in front of a crocodile!
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09-14-2006, 11:19 PM
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Sure, every "great father" uses his kid as crocodile bait! I would never risk harm to my child like that...unless Jesus told me to.
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I was about to ask you about that video of you with your sister's kid and your 'Gator Pit of Faith' Witchfinder but then I read the end bit. I was LMTSAO at the experession on those Pennycostals faces. They though they were so brave with little snakes.
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09-14-2006, 11:20 PM
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Right.
Nature isn't evil, humans are.
The world has lost a good man and his wife and children have lost a great husband and father.
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But then you must ask yourself, is anyone ever truly evil in their own minds or is it but how we percieve them?
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09-14-2006, 11:21 PM
Don't be silly. Crocodiles don't like steak sauce.
"Crikey, ain't she a beauty? GAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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