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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 05:22 PM

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Would you stone your own son if he disobeyed you?
What? I'd thrash him at first. But of course I wouldn't stone him if he was still stubborn and wouldn't respond to being chastened.

Biblical law demands that if he will not obey me even though I have tried everything possible then I should bring him to the elders.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

So I wouldn't stone him; all the men of the city would stone him.

However, at the moment secular law prevents this so we have to put up with stubborn rebellious brats growing up into stubborn, rebellious men who then fill our prisons to breaking point. Secular law is so wise.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 05:34 PM

Not to worry, atheism is increasing dramatically all over the country, so if your "stubborn rebellious brat" becomes atheist, I think he will do better in life then if he was Christian.
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Not to worry, atheism is increasing dramatically all over the country, so if your "stubborn rebellious brat" becomes atheist, I think he will do better in life then if he was Christian.
I hope you get the chance to explain your point of view when you are both being tortured forever in Hell.



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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 05:40 PM

I wont be able to, Hell doesn't exist, its a myth just like God and unicorns. I'll be fine laying in the ground like you, forever.
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I wont be able to, Hell doesn't exist, its a myth just like God and unicorns. I'll be fine laying in the ground like you, forever.
But unicorns are (or at least were) real.

Look, I'm not trying to be argumentative here but you really aren't very good at praising Jesus.



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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 05:48 PM

But then the Flying Spaghetti Monster would be real too. He has the same amount of proof. I'll be going to spaghetti land when I die, to bath in the spaghettish glory. Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God!
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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 05:49 PM

I look forward to the day when people like you are recognized by society for what you truly are: immoral, hateful, disgusting human beings, known to only cause emotional scarring to their children. You can call atheists, agnostics, Hindus, Buddhists and the entirety of the human population heathens and threaten us with hellfire for not believing in your specific god and your specific bible translation (of which there are many) but you are the immoral person. Attempting to stifle creativity and knowledge, dictating others who they are supposed to love and how they are allowed to enjoy their lives. You would stone your own son because of a book and that is absolutely appalling. I expect you to end up in jail with the rest of the child molesting priests but then that would mean you took the life of your own family so I hope for their sake they are able to escape your evil grasp. You need psychiatric help.
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I look forward to the day when people like you are recognized by society for what you truly are: immoral, hateful, disgusting human beings, known to only cause emotional scarring to their children. You can call atheists, agnostics, Hindus, Buddhists and the entirety of the human population heathens and threaten us with hellfire for not believing in your specific god and your specific bible translation (of which there are many) but you are the immoral person. Attempting to stifle creativity and knowledge, dictating others who they are supposed to love and how they are allowed to enjoy their lives. You would stone your own son because of a book and that is absolutely appalling. I expect you to end up in jail with the rest of the child molesting priests but then that would mean you took the life of your own family so I hope for their sake they are able to escape your evil grasp. You need psychiatric help.
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But then the Flying Spaghetti Monster would be real too. He has the same amount of proof. I'll be going to spaghetti land when I die, to bath in the spaghettish glory. Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God!
Oh dear.

Look, friend, I know some of you kiddies believe everything you read on the interwebs but oddly enough some of it is not true.

Obviously we are referring to the true word of God when we quote scripture whereas the whole FSM fad is based on a snarky letter from some net nerds. I wonder which is more likely to result in you burning in a lake of fire if you disbelieve it!



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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 07:38 PM

Well, look, I know you guys believe everything you read in a book, but God was created by humans. Jesus was real, but he was crucified along with 1000's of others, nothing makes him more important that the others that were killed.
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...Jesus was real...
And just what evidence do you base that claim on? If you say, "the Bible", then why do you not accept everything else in there?


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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 07:54 PM

What I said "Jesus was real", what I did not say "Jesus Christ was real". There was 3 mentions or relativity to a person named "Jesus" that was not Jesus Christ. Jesus was a very common name back in the day, Hebrews used that name a lot.
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I wont be able to, Hell doesn't exist
You knew very well that nothing you say here about our beliefs would make us believe differently. You can't convert us to your beliefs and you knew this as well. Because of this, I know that it's not us you try to convince about absence of hell. You want to believe that hell does not exist, but because you can't be sure you have to keep trying to reinforce your own beliefs here.
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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 08:11 PM

But you see, the exact same applies to you, you are just to blindfolded to see differently.
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But you see, the exact same applies to you, you are just to blindfolded to see differently.
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What I said "Jesus was real", what I did not say "Jesus Christ was real"...
On this forum, when someone mentions Jesus, it's a natural assumption that they are talking about Jesus Christ. If you're talking about Jesus your Mexican gardener, please make that clearer in future.

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1) If they weren't Jesus Christ, why bring it up?
2) Where are these "mentions"? What the f*** does "relativity" have to with this?
3) Why do you believe Jesus was real, if you do not accept anything else the Bible says?


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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 08:41 PM

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What I said "Jesus was real", what I did not say "Jesus Christ was real". There was 3 mentions or relativity to a person named "Jesus" that was not Jesus Christ. Jesus was a very common name back in the day, Hebrews used that name a lot.
Quite seriously, a True Christian would know instantly which was the real Jesus as Jesus Himself would be guiding him in understanding.





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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 09:26 PM

The thing that's bugging me here is that the only evidence whatsoever for Jesus Christ is the Bible. Now I'm perfectly OK with that because I need nothing else because the word of God is fine by me. Yet we have agnostics and atheists quite happy to concede that there was some guy called Jesus but just that he wasn't the son of God etc.

All they're doing is cherry picking and appeasing people they don't want to upset. If the Bible is a lie then Jesus simply did not exist. Yet he did but not in the way the Bible says.

And they have the nerve to have a go at us for believing in stuff they say people made up.

You see, the Bible says Jesus existed, where He was born and so on and His significant deeds. It's all there as witnessed. It's clear that atheists and false Christians are cut from the same cloth in just picking the bits they like and ignoring the rest from the whole experience of life, never mind the Bible.



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Default Re: Water Proves Atheism is False! - 10-11-2011, 10:04 PM

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I'd just like to add that some half-educated dimwit is likely to show up here and claim that all the water we drink is eventually given off as sweat and urine. Well, just think about it – that would mean that all our streams, rivers, lakes and oceans would consist of sweat and urine. Every time it rains and snows there would be sweat and urine falling from the sky. The entire earth would be a giant cesspool of sweat and urine – we would be making our coffee from fresh urine from our faucets and bathing in sweat and urine. Well, logically you have to go with the Bible (KJV1611) on this one.

I don't mean to be rude, but piss off Atheists.

First off, very rude. Secondly, do they not teach the water cycle in catholic schools? It's a really simple concept, much simpler than believing that god just magnificently replenishes the water supply.
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First off, very rude. Secondly, do they not teach the water cycle in catholic schools? It's a really simple concept, much simpler than believing that god just magnificently replenishes the water supply.
Not as rude as stomping on into a private place without even introducing yourself and ranting on and on.

As for calling us Catholics!!!



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