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Default NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-22-2013, 02:33 PM

Look at this poor little demonstration by NASA. Maybe they should buy some tricks from David Copperfield to make it a bit better...



You can cleary see how he is acting like is his in a vacuum and additionally you see effects from the movie "matrix" when the things stay in the air. Many of these effects are not very hard to make using photoshop.
You can also cearly see how the red bag in the back is hanging down.
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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-22-2013, 04:58 PM

There is clearly no low for NASA with these things. And they don't even try! The inside of an American car looks much better than the broom closet they have used for these recordings.


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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-22-2013, 05:22 PM

I saw several clear indications of fraud, at 0:07, 0:50, 1:45 and around 2:20 the image skips, as if the video had been spliced, clear evidence that the video has been edited. Like we wouldn't notice


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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-22-2013, 06:40 PM

I thought the international "space station" was supposed to be American? It's so fake they have a Canadian at the helm Are they that stupid to think we wouldn't notice? They can't get anything right!
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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-22-2013, 08:48 PM

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I thought the international "space station" was supposed to be American? It's so fake they have a Canadian at the helm Are they that stupid to think we wouldn't notice? They can't get anything right!
International too long of a word for you to comprehend?
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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-22-2013, 08:52 PM

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International too long of a word for you to comprehend?
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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-22-2013, 09:05 PM

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I think Brother Creeser is 2 thoughts ahead of u, boy.
I thought Homo-erotic images were considered a cardinal sin here? So why does your image display you sporting a ball gag? An item commonly associated with homosexual intercourse. Are you an undercover homo? Leaving small clues such as the gag to lead people to your true nature like the homosexual illuminati you are?
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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-22-2013, 09:28 PM

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I thought Homo-erotic images were considered a cardinal sin here?...
Cardinal sin? No such Catholic heresies observed here. All sin is equal in the eyes of God of the Bible:

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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...So why does your image display you sporting a ball gag? An item commonly associated with homosexual intercourse. Are you an undercover homo? Leaving small clues such as the gag to lead people to your true nature like the homosexual illuminati you are?
Or... it could be symbolizing the silencing of True Christians™, and the rest is just projection on your part.


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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-25-2013, 01:02 PM

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Look at this poor little demonstration by NASA. Maybe they should buy some tricks from David Copperfield to make it a bit better...

You can cleary see how he is acting like is his in a vacuum and additionally you see effects from the movie "matrix" when the things stay in the air. Many of these effects are not very hard to make using photoshop.
You can also cearly see how the red bag in the back is hanging down.
Would like to point out something here.
It's not NASA. It's CSA - Canadian Space Agency.
Adobe Photoshop is an image editing program. It has no ability in editing videos. Even video editing everything in there is extremely difficult, as all the shading, the props, even the actor's acting has to be completely perfect. You can see he has to hold something in his hand while doing other things with the other hand. That's just too complicated, even with the world's most advanced computers.
The bag is not your average plastic bag. It's shaped like a cushion (I watched it in HD), and is just stuck to the wall.
Trying to fake being in no gravity is impossible.
Being in a vacuum would kill you in a fraction of a minute.
Matrix is a movie. There is no proof that this is not real - yet.
While you believe that technology is extremely advanced, enough to fake everything, I can tell you that it's not. Technology still has a long (by long I mean really damn long) way to go before anybody can really fake a video like that.
So by all means, go ahead and say that technology is not perfect, and that only God is. Nobody can refute that!
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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-26-2013, 03:16 PM

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You can cleary see how he is acting like is his in a vacuum...
He's not in a vacuum or acting like he is in one. He is weightless. This is extremely impractical to use just of fake a video.

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Many of these effects are not very hard to make using photoshop.
This effect cannot be faked in photoshop, as it is practical effect, not visual.

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You can also clearly see how the red bag in the back is hanging down.
It is held in place so it doesn't float away, thus making it look like it's hanging.

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There is clearly no low for NASA with these things. And they don't even try! The inside of an American car looks much better than the broom closet they have used for these recordings.
They do try really hard. That's why we landed on the moon, went to mars, have a Space Station etc etc. And guess what, they weren't faked. It's all real. Only because you don't understand the science and math behind it doesn't mean it's fake. Thousands of people have personally witnessed and been involved in the 100+ launches to build and supply the ISS since 1998. You can clearly see the ISS at night with the naked eye, telescopes and binoculars. http://www.dasmirnov.net/blog/intern...n_and_endeavou

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I saw several clear indications of fraud, at 0:07, 0:50, 1:45 and around 2:20 the image skips, as if the video had been spliced, clear evidence that the video has been edited. Like we wouldn't notice
Are you really that stupid? Does religion make you that dumb? You are so clever to realise it has been edited. How does knowing the video was edited make it fake? Only because the user who put the video onto YouTube edited it. This isn't the only video of this. You can look at others to clearly see the full video and not edited versions.

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I thought the international "space station" was supposed to be American? It's so fake they have a Canadian at the helm Are they that stupid to think we wouldn't notice? They can't get anything right!
Don't you understand what the word "International" means? How does having a Canadian make it fake? They're not stupid at all; it's you guys who are the one in denial of the truth.
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Don't you understand what the word "International" means? How does having a Canadian make it fake? They're not stupid at all; it's you guys who are the one in denial of the truth.
Canadians live in igloo's, still have rotary phones and listen to the CBC on AM. Even if the "space station" were real (which it is not), there is no way in hell A Canadian could be in command of an American made craft....they would get drunk on moosehead (or whatever crap beer they drink up there) and crash it into the moon.

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we landed on the moon, went to mars, have a Space Station etc etc. And guess what, they weren't faked. It's all real.
You atheists are all so predictable. You hear an idea enough times and you start to believe it. I mean, how absurd an idea is flying in space!



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You atheists are all so predictable. You hear an idea enough times and you start to believe it. I mean, how absurd an idea is flying in space!

Hi Mary,

Out of curiosity, why do you think it's an absurd idea of humans going into space?
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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-26-2013, 04:40 PM

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Out of curiosity, why do you think it's an absurd idea of humans going into space?
Just scroll up to Mr. Creeser's post. Do you see any space to go to?
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Canadians live in igloo's, still have rotary phones and listen to the CBC on AM. Even if the "space station" were real (which it is not), there is no way in hell A Canadian could be in command of an American made craft....they would get drunk on moosehead (or whatever crap beer they drink up there) and crash it into the moon.

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Firstly, Canadians don't live in igloos. Eskimos do. This just proves the racism still being held in this forum.
Secondly, the International Space Station is an International collaboration effort, that means that the main space agencies of the world collaborate to get things done. However, that still doesn't mean that the Canadian would be in command of that station. He's just a scientist responsible for doing experiments and at the same time answering questions from curious teenagers.
Alcoholic beverages are not allowed on the space station.
I understand that you hold your belief that the Earth is flat, thus space is impossible. But please, you have your own beliefs, we have ours. Not everyone here thinks that the Earth is flat.
*Off-topic*Also, 'pwned' is an Internet slang, usually used by arrogant jerks who just killed another person in some violent video game. Maybe you should use 'owned', because 'pwned' means 'player-owned', and life is not a video game where you are just a player.
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Just scroll up to Mr. Creeser's post. Do you see any space to go to?
Exactly! In all my years, I've never met one person who has claimed to fly in space! I mean, you don't hear people claiming to dig a hole all the way to China, do you? That's the stuff of children's fantasies.



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Exactly! In all my years, I've never met one person who has claimed to fly in space! I mean, you don't hear people claiming to dig a hole all the way to China, do you? That's the stuff of children's fantasies.
Digging a hole from America to China is pretty much impossible, due to the magma and the extreme heat of the Earth's core. So yes, it can be considered children's fantasy.
Not meeting any person who has claimed to fly in space does not necessarily mean that he/she didn't. In the video on the first post, it's clearly shown that the person is in an environment with no gravity. Such 'effects' are impossible to fake, so I would have insist that it's real.
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In the video on the first post, it's clearly shown that the person is in an environment with no gravity. Such 'effects' are impossible to fake, so I would have insist that it's real.
Son, are you telling me Stanley Kubrick filmed "2001: A Space Odyssey" in space?

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Default Re: NASA "Astronaut" Uses Gelee To Pretend He Is In Space - 04-26-2013, 05:44 PM

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...it's clearly shown that the person is in an environment with no gravity...


There's nowhere in the universe that has "no gravity". Any claim by you that there is just shows you don't understand what's really happening. Stay in school.


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Son, are you telling me Stanley Kubrick filmed "2001: A Space Odyssey" in space?

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Never watched that movie. Movie noted. Will watch once I have enough free time to do so. I guess I underestimated technology itself. Still, I believe that the video in the first post is real. Just to clarify.
Still, really interesting! Thanks!
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