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Well a close friend of my last year went into early with her child. The baby born was born for 13 minutes. Then sadly it die. My friend held her little boy in her arms and watch him tune blue as he pass away. You telling me that you would tell her, her baby isn't in a better place?
That demon baby will be tossed into the fires of Hell like everyone else who has not accepted Our Lord Jesus Christ as their Personal Savior. Such is the Everlasting Wisdom of God: GLORY!!!



FTR, I'm a reasonable man: I do not personally fault the demon baby. it may have been cursed for the sins of several generations back.



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That demon baby will be tossed into the fires of Hell like everyone else who has not accepted Our Lord Jesus Christ as their Personal Savior. Such is the Everlasting Wisdom of God: GLORY!!!

You sick piffle. That baby boy didn't get a change in life. What sort of messed up god wouldn't let a soul like that go to hell.
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You sick piffle. That baby boy didn't get a change in life. What sort of messed up god wouldn't let a soul like that go to hell.
The same God who is going to judge you in the hereafter friend. Ever heard the phrase "fear of God"?

And look at it from God's perspective; eighteen minutes or eighteen years, what is that next to eternity? The baby could have repented of his depravity in that time and accepted Jesus as his savior.



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The same God who is going to judge you in the hereafter friend. Ever heard the phrase "fear of God"?
Nope. Just god fearing mormons.
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You sick piffle. That baby boy didn't get a change in life. What sort of messed up god wouldn't let a soul like that go to hell.
Why is it impossible for Jesus-haters to hold a calm, reasonable conversation? Why do they resort to potty-mouth when the errors on their logic are pointed out?

I'll tell you why: without the infallible moral code laid out inerrantly in the KJV Bible, they are rudderless when it comes to right and wrong. This point has been proven again and again in this very thread.

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Nope. Just god fearing mormons.
You want to learn something, or just sulk because we aren't saying what you want to hear Mr Ironically named Common Sense? Perhaps we should just lie to you so you can feel happy?



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You want to learn something, or just sulk because we aren't saying what you want to hear Mr Ironically named Common Sense? Perhaps we should just lie to you so you can feel happy?
It's not that. It's that you seem to be happy that she lost her baby.
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It's not that. It's that you seem to be happy that she lost her baby.
Happy? Were do you get that? Obviously it is undesirable when the unsaved scum end up tossed in Hell like the filthy, worthless human trash they are, but I can't make them accept Jesus. One of the reasons we run this forum is to get the message of God's love out.



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It's not that. It's that you seem to be happy that she lost her baby.
She did not loose the baby, it was in her arms.

It died because the mother was unfit or she smothered it. Either way, she is going to go to Hell for Her sins. Her baby is already there.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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She did not loose the baby, it was in her arms.

It died because the mother was unfit or she smothered it. Either way, she is going to go to Hell for Her sins. Her baby is already there.
You people are all monsters. If there is a place in hell it's saved for all the likes of you.
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She did not loose the baby, it was in her arms.

It died because the mother was unfit or she smothered it. Either way, she is going to go to Hell for Her sins. Her baby is already there.
And coming from a sleep shaggier? Really!
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What sort of messed up god wouldn't let a soul like that go to hell.
God is a God of love. He will save anyone that follows everything He tells you to do. Sin is something that people do on their own, God just offers you salvation, even if you have disobeyed your loving God. People needs to be punished of their crimes against God, sometimes smiting particular person is not enough. That is why you can inherit sins of your fathers.

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You people are all monsters. If there is a place in hell it's saved for all the likes of you.
Friend, why are we monsters? We did not kill the little baby, God did. You should be mad at Him, not us.
According to the Bible, all people are born full of sin. It is not until the age of the ability to reason that a person can repent the sins and have hope to earn a spot in Heaven. Until then, a person is doomed to Hell. Not my rules.
I personally think it is a shame that a baby, before it has been able to even smile for the first time, be damned to spend eternity in Hell. It does not seem fair. But God works in mysterious ways and I want to got to Heaven so far be it from me to question His empirical judgment. Though being you do not love Jesus, you may want to speak to God. Best of luck.

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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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You people are all monsters. If there is a place in hell it's saved for all the likes of you.
Friend, I see you have logged out, but I do hope you return. I have a few questions for you concerning your soul.

Do you believe in God? I am being sincere here friend. Because you seem confused about Him and His Word. The Lord gave us the Bible so that we would know how He commands us to live. You call us monsters and suggest that we are damned, but that is the exact opposite of the truth.

We are, all True Christians™, destined to spend eternity in heaven with our Lord and Master. It is you that is damned, not us. As I said before, I do hope you return, for I believe that there is hope for you. Jesus tells us that even the most ignorant, misguided, and hateful people can achieve the Kingdom if they repent before God kills them. That means there is a chance for you to live for eternity serving Jesus! Praise!


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Well a close friend of my last year went into early with her child. The baby born was born for 13 minutes. Then sadly it die. My friend held her little boy in her arms and watch him tune blue as he pass away. You telling me that you would tell her, her baby isn't in a better place?
Why lie to people? Cowardice doesn't come easy to True Christians™. Instead it's surely better to get them to stop sinning so their next child isn't Hellbound at birth if they can't take the hint properly from God.



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Friend, I see you have logged out, but I do hope you return. I have a few questions for you concerning your soul.

Do you believe in God? I am being sincere here friend. Because you seem confused about Him and His Word. The Lord gave us the Bible so that we would know how He commands us to live. You call us monsters and suggest that we are damned, but that is the exact opposite of the truth.

We are, all True Christians™, destined to spend eternity in heaven with our Lord and Master. It is you that is damned, not us. As I said before, I do hope you return, for I believe that there is hope for you. Jesus tells us that even the most ignorant, misguided, and hateful people can achieve the Kingdom if they repent before God kills them. That means there is a chance for you to live for eternity serving Jesus! Praise!
In answer to your question no i do not believe in god.


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In answer to your question no i do not believe in god.
This saddens me greatly to find this out friend. Atheism is a disease that is spreading rationalism and reason across the globe like a combination of the cancer and the AIDS. You are infected my friend, and the only cure is an injection. Let Jesus inject you with His sweet, healing love. The side effects are Glory!


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-04-2012, 03:53 PM

I'm sorry to say this but you're very, very, very wrong. Portal 2 is a fun first person shooter puzzle game that involves you trying to escape the facility known as Aperture Laboratories. This doesn't have anything to do with credit cards or anal sex. Please get your facts straight.
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I'm sorry to say this but you're very, very, very wrong. Portal 2 is a fun first person shooter puzzle game that involves you trying to escape the facility known as Aperture Laboratories. This doesn't have anything to do with credit cards or anal sex. Please get your facts straight.
Devoting your time to escaping the very real place that is Hell is a much better use of your brief time on this earth, friend.



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John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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