[Pastor Ezekiel]

Please keep Bristol Palin in your Prayers Brothers and sisters. Apparently she has just confessed to being raped by a big sweaty shiny buck nigra, and now she has been implanted with its jigaboo seed.

The good news is that all babies are a gift from God, even the ones that came about through rape.

The bad news it, the coon in question has apparently run off to hide in the hills of the Yukon, most likely posing as an eskimo savage. Most likely it didn't have the shekels required to pay Bristol's daddy.

So I guess Praying for Bristol and her half-breed picanninnie is the best we can do as True Christians™.

Bristol Palin Announces She's Pregnant

Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin ®, announced in a blog post Thursday that she is pregnant.

Palin wrote that she shared the news "sooner than I ever expected due to the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about." Palin wrote that the pregnancy "has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family" and asked for privacy.

"Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one," Palin wrote. "At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side, and I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace."

Palin gave birth to her first son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, in December 2008. Palin and Tripp's father, Levi Johnston, broke up in August 2010.

Palin was recently engaged to marry Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer, but the wedding did not happen.

[Nobar King]

I said one prayer for her. That is enough.

[Cranky Old Man]

Praise Jesus! I am certain Jesus wrecked Sarah Palin's daughter to allow Sarah Palin to focus all her energy on restoring family values in America. It can be no coincidence now that Obama has destroyed marriage, Sarah Palin's daughter becomes pregnant from a black rapist. This will surely increase Sarah Palin's hate for blacks and ensure they will all be sent back where they came from once Sarah Palin becomes our president! Jesus truly is magnificent!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Praise Jesus for He is good at all times, even in the storms of life! Psalm 136:1. I hope this means that Mrs. Palin will see the actions of the Negros, and repeal the 13th and 14th Amendment! And since she will understand, as a godly woman does, that rape is always caused by the women and that most women are feeble minded, that women can't vote and belong in the home as mothers and wives! America needs to be restored to its former Christian glory of the 1950s!