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I read the Bible. But only the OLD KJV. I just say we shall not condemn. You can claim to follow the Bible - I don't have to believe you. You still sin sometimes. So did Paul.
Dear, are you saying the Bible is wrong?

Psalm 119:1-3
1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.


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I'm not sure what you mean.

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Then stop arguing and start reading. Your ignorance of the Bible shows too much.

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And difficult because you have to follow all of the rules. You break a single rule and you are going to Hell (I already gave you the citation for that a couple of messages ago).
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Pumpkin pie Re: Women who love carsports - 01-08-2018, 05:45 PM

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Agreed. Now, sit down and read it instead of making a fool of yourself!!!!



Indeed, and you are on your way to Hell.



Wrong. You are not supposed to have opinions. You are supposed to follow God's Word.



Boasting again.



Please substantiate your claim with evidence or refrain from spewing false witness.
You are just a leader of a laughable sect that needs to control his hatred.


The Bible is supposed to give us freedom. You can follow God as much as you want - if you do not trust Christ, you will go to hell. I can't go to hell, like it or not since I already put my sins on Christ. You are preaching a form of works salvation.


Come on, can't we just be brothers by agreeing Christ died for our sins?

Read Luke 6:37 again. It's pretty clear. You want me to be part of your sect - but that's not what I'm doing. I'm just a free man in Christ also preaching the Gospel.

Honestly, you are just as Christian as Jehovah's Witnesses. You fight and fight and fight.

Of course we can have opinions as long they are not against the Bible. As an example, does the Bible teach which cake is the best?


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Love Jesus Re: Women who love carsports - 01-08-2018, 05:52 PM

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You are just a leader of a laughable sect that needs to control his hatred.
...

Luke 6:37 again. It's pretty clear...

Honestly, you are just as Christian as Jehovah's Witnesses. You fight and fight and fight...
How wonderful of you to quote Luke 6:37 after your judgment of our church.

Matthew 7:3
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?


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HAH! I KNEW IT! YOU DELETED THE LINK TO AN IDEA THAT GLORIFIES JESUS! WITH OTHER WORDS, I DOUBT YOU ARE A CHILD OF GOD! IF YOU WERE YOU WOULD HELP PRAISING JESUS! HE DIED FOR OUR SINS! BUT NO, YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A PROUD PHARISEE.

The only one who can judge me is GOD. And no, that's neither the Pope nor Pastor Ezekiel.


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Love Jesus Re: Women who love carsports - 01-08-2018, 05:57 PM

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You are just a leader
I'm not a leader. I'm a woman, and the Bible tells me I cannot be a leader, of anything, ever.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

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On Judgment Day we'll see who gets the last laugh, dear.

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that needs to control his hatred.
What hatred, dear?

I'm merely quoting the Bible to you. Are you saying now that the Bible is hate speech?

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The Bible is supposed to give us freedom.
Bible citation needed.

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You can follow God as much as you want - if you do not trust Christ, you will go to hell.
Bible citation needed.

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I can't go to hell, like it or not since I already put my sins on Christ. You are preaching a form of works salvation.
I'm just citing the Bible to you. Are you suggesting now that the Bible is internally contradictory?

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Come on, can't we just be brothers by agreeing Christ died for our sins?
My dear, you seem to be rejecting the Bible and following some strange "this is how I feel" type of religion. Therefore, I cannot fellowship with you at this time.

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Read Luke 6:37 again. It's pretty clear.
Yes. We all will be judged, and I want to be judged the same way I judge - righteously, not according to appearance (John 7:24).

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You want me to be part of your sect - but that's not what I'm doing. I'm just a free man in Christ also preaching the Gospel.
Well, you really should try reading it before preaching it. I am still unconvinced that you actually read the whole thing, because your ignorance of key Scriptures is quite obvious.

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Honestly, you are just as Christian as Jehovah's Witnesses. You fight and fight and fight.
The Bible is my sword and shield. That's all.

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Of course we can have opinions as long they are not against the Bible.
Precisely. And you will realize that your opinions are against the Bible as soon as you sit down and read it.

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As an example, does the Bible teach which cake is the best?
How about the type baked with human dung?

Ezekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
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Porn glorifies Jesus now?




Wow, you Krauts sure have some funny ideas.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Love Jesus Re: Women who love carsports - 01-08-2018, 06:01 PM

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HAH! I KNEW IT! YOU DELETED THE LINK TO AN IDEA THAT GLORIFIES JESUS! WITH OTHER WORDS, I DOUBT YOU ARE A CHILD OF GOD! IF YOU WERE YOU WOULD HELP PRAISING JESUS! HE DIED FOR OUR SINS! BUT NO, YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A PROUD PHARISEE.

The only one who can judge me is GOD. And no, that's neither the Pope nor Pastor Ezekiel.
Apparently you, however, can judge others. In addition, do you know which persona of the Trinity does the judging?

John 5:22
For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:


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My opinions might be against the NIV, yours are against the KJV. Bye.

If I could still go to hell, then Jesus lied.
No, Jesus hates Porn. But he also hates people who try to stumble others that are in Christ. Right now you are rather following Satan.

Some are opinions are not against the Bible. Is the Bible against coffee? Or against rock music? Definitely not.

Goodbye and don't forget God loves you.
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My opinions might be against the NIV, yours are against the KJV.
Prove it with appropriate Scripture.

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Based on available evidence, I have no reason to believe that you are a Christian, that you know what Jesus wants from you, nor that you follow the Bible.

I would be inclined to change my mind if you stopped sharing your worthless opinions and started citing Bible often and thoughtfully. (You can use my posts as a template how to do that).

I will continue praying for you.
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YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A PROUD PHARISEE.
Your Caps Lock is stuck on - there must be something vile and sticky on your keyboard.

I am not sure that you know what a Pharisee is or what they believed.
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The only one who can judge me is GOD. And no, that's neither the Pope nor Pastor Ezekiel.
Are you a Catholic? I notice that Catholics never read a Bible and therefore know no Scripture - but then again, Catholics are not Christians. As Christians, we are called upon to judge. You are clearly not a Christian. You seem to have invented a god that is very like yourself and are worshiping him.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.


Jeremiah 10:25 Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name....

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.


Mal:3:18: Then shall ye return, and discern between the righteous and the wicked, between him that serveth God and him that serveth him not.






Revel in the Diversity of Life that God has given us.
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and crime is what Black people do.

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