[Glendora Christianson]

I am aware of a growing number of young people who play a supposed sport called Netball. But from the looks of these folks, Netball looks more like a pastime for sinners. What do you think?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

I am aware of a growing number of young people who play a supposed sport called Netball. But from the looks of these folks, Netball looks more like a pastime for sinners. What do you think?

I don't know what 'netball' is. Do you mean vollyball for foreigners?

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

I don't know what 'netball' is. Do you mean vollyball for foreigners?

Pastor, I don't know exactly what Netball is, but I am very concerned about the outfit.

PS Please forgive me Jesus for posting pornographic images on your favorite forum.

[Enobarbus]

Sister, Netball is no more than an excuse for public lezbertarianism and knicker-flashing. An abomination.

WARNING: PICTURES THAT FOLLOW ARE NOT FOR THE GENTLE PURE SISTERS OF LANDOVER OR THOSE NOT STRONG IN THE FAITH.

I post these for the edification of the Brothers, so they know fully the evil we are faced with.

[Enobarbus]

More:

[Enobarbus]

Only for those who can face sin unflinchingly.

[Enobarbus]

I'm afraid it only gets worse. Although there is something to be said for the behaviour of the New Zealand lezbertarians (dressed in black) in picture two. Note how one is elbowing the Australian lesbertarian in the back while the other one hits her upside the head. This is a very good example of the way Australian tarts should be treated -- if only it were done more often.

[Enobarbus]

Disgraceful!

[Enobarbus]

This should not be allowed. It is a debasement of womenhood and that a woman should be -- modest, gracious, kind, uncompetitive, obediant, gentle, nurturing. These beasts -- and they appear to be little more than that, as is the case when women put aside their feminity -- are a characature of womanhood.

[Enobarbus]

So Shameful. Unbelievable!

[Enobarbus]

Most of these disgusting images are from a recent "Test Series" between the Australian lezbertarians and the New Zealand lezbertarians. It will probably come as no surprise that these are the two leading Netball teams in the world -- Godly countries like the US, do not, of course, play this dreadful game. Only in Australia and New Zealand has womenhood been debased to this level.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Wait a moment! This is BASKETBALL, invented (of course) in the GODLY US of A for the Young MEN'S Christian Association. Women should not be involved in anything like that! Not that any of those players look much like women, o'course.

THIS is an appropriate sport for women.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Wait a moment! This is BASKETBALL, invented (of course) in the GODLY US of A for the Young MEN'S Christian Association. Women should not be involved in anything like that! Not that any of those players look much like women, o'course.

THIS is an appropriate sport for women.

Brother, it is similar to basketball, but different. You are not allowed to dribble the ball in Netball, but must stop dead in your tracks when you catch it. There are many other differences in rules too. We have a New Zealand Women's Basketball team too, and sometimes Netballers make good basketballers. But Netballers, except for the goal-shooters and defenders, don't really need to be of the same height as basketballers. Netball was devised I believe as a sort of women's basketball, but has moved far away from its origins.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Enobarbus

Brother, it is similar to basketball, but different. You are not allowed to dribble the ball in Netball, but must stop dead in your tracks when you catch it. There are many other differences in rules too. We have a New Zealand Women's Basketball team too, and sometimes Netballers make good basketballers. But Netballers, except for the goal-shooters and defenders, don't really need to be of the same height as basketballers. Netball was devised I believe as a sort of women's basketball, but has moved far away from its origins.

I see. The aboriginal people took a perfectly wonderful AMERICAN game, bastardized it, let women play it, and wonder why their policemen shoot themselves.

Not for nothing are we going to stop rampant immigration to America! NOT FOR NOTHING!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I have always felt that Jesus would strongly disapprove of women in sports. It is a breeding ground for lezbeanism and independent thinking. I don't think anyone wants to imagine their wife, daughter or girlfriend engaging in this:

THIS is a better pastime for proper ladies, in addition to the example mentioned by Pastor Pistle. It has the added benefit of providing ladies the ability to make a love offering to Jesus as well.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

I see. The aboriginal people took a perfectly wonderful AMERICAN game, bastardized it, let women play it, and wonder why their policemen shoot themselves.

Not for nothing are we going to stop rampant immigration to America! NOT FOR NOTHING!

Exactly Brother. It is a bastardization of basketball. You are not allowed to dribble the ball, and must stop dead and pass it immediately when you catch it. Unlike basketball, it is scarcely ever played by men (only by the most limp-wristed homers, who may have a men's league or two, I understand) and is very popular in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Jamaica, Trinadad and tobgo and many of the most decadent former British Commonwealth countries. In fact it is the number one women's sport in most of these countries. Curiously, while the rules were designed to make it safer for women, the way it is played now involves more body to body contact than there is in basketball. It is a lesbianacs orgy brother, a veritble orgy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

THIS is a better pastime for proper ladies

What? Clicking on dead links?

[Tervie]

Cheerleading? Now that is a sport that shouldn't be allowed to exist - on that page there is a link to a swimsuit calander, not to mention American teens spilling out of little more then underwear as they leap about and stand on each other's shoulders. If anything is an orgy waiting to happen, it's cheerleading, which is just an excuse for males to ogle all the mixed up women who believe all they can do with themselves is look pretty and make up rhymes for a football team.

Personally, I think God meant more for half the world's population then to breed children for the future.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

What? Clicking on dead links?

It is not a dead link from the area of Freehold that I am sitting in. The Pillsbury Cook off pays a cool $1 million for the winning recipe. Better get Chink Lee busy, Pastor!

http://www.pillsbury.com/bakeoff/Default.aspx

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Tervie

Cheerleading? Now that is a sport that shouldn't be allowed to exist - on that page there is a link to a swimsuit calander, not to mention American teens spilling out of little more then underwear as they leap about and stand on each other's shoulders. If anything is an orgy waiting to happen, it's cheerleading, which is just an excuse for males to ogle all the mixed up women who believe all they can do with themselves is look pretty and make up rhymes for a football team.

Personally, I think God meant more for half the world's population then to breed children for the future.

Not according to the KJV1611 he didn't, Pervie. The man is the head of the woman as is Christ the head of the man. Now go and get us a beer. And a snack while your at it - a toasted sandwich, cheese and pineapple will do.