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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 09-29-2011, 02:02 PM
Satan's always depicted with a red skin colour, so probably he is communist, or Communism is satanic. Or both.

Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 09-29-2011, 03:59 PM
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Satan's always depicted with a red skin colour, so probably he is communist, or Communism is satanic. Or both.
or a Democrat or a Muslim or an Atheist, but who could tell the difference, RIGHT?


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 09-29-2011, 04:46 PM
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or a Democrat or a Muslim or an Atheist, but who could tell the difference, RIGHT?
Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.

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Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.

Atheist say they don't believe in any god but look at the way they almost worship trash like Dawkins, Hitchens and Hawking. It's just sickening. They hold their 'holy' books like 'the god delusion'and 'the end of faith' and almost go into a religious ecstasy. Atheism is just another false faith it's about time they admitted it.

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Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
And Atheists won't shout Alahu Akbar when they do blow something up.

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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 09-29-2011, 05:55 PM
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And Atheists won't shout Alahu Akbar when they do blow something up.
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You are evading the question friend - Jesus clearly killed that Vietcong. So admit it, God exists.


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 09-29-2011, 10:12 PM
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Is there any proof to back this story up, apart from what Pastor Pistle says?
Are you calling God a liar?
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Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
Perhaps, but you can't deny that atheists want to blow up everything that's not Muslim.

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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 09-30-2011, 06:29 AM
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Well, muslims wantto blow up everything that's not Muslim (including muslims) and believe in their own god. Atheists don't believe in any god.
You clearly don't get it!

Atheists believe in the god they call Science! May they all burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 09-30-2011, 07:38 PM
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You clearly don't get it!

Atheists believe in the god they call Science! May they all burn in Hell!
The really freakishly devout ones pray towards the Galapagos Islands just like the Muslims pray towards Mecca. Creepy, isn't it? And they most assuredly will burn in Hell because God is a God of Love and full of Mercy, Hallelujah!

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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 10-06-2011, 10:37 PM
Uhh.. wow. Lmao. That is so easy, the explosion showed him the man that was in front of him. He pulled his knife out and stabbed the man.

God had nothing to do with it.
It wouldn't be easy to say "god did it" if people didn't create religion to keep people in check in the first place.

All religion has turned out to be nowadays is a sorry and sad excuse for pricks to use against other people.
Nobody uses it for it's good.
I can't want until you all die and realize that you just cease to exist when your brain activity stops. Our personalities do not come from a god, they are made up of experiences and influences from people around us.
That's that. Nothing more.
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Uhh.. wow. Lmao. That is so easy, the explosion showed him the man that was in front of him. He pulled his knife out and stabbed the man.

God had nothing to do with it.
It wouldn't be easy to say "god did it" if people didn't create religion to keep people in check in the first place.
Do I need to type slowly for you Mr Atheist?
  • Pastor Al was blinded
  • The other man was armed with an assault rifle
  • While blinded Pastor Al, let go of his own empty rifle, get his own knife out it's sheath stab the other man with a wound that instantly killed the other man
  • This all happened before the other man could simply raise his rife and just shoot Pastor Al at close range.
Now outside the Hand of God was guiding Pastor Al's knife hand, how else do you explain Pastor Al killing that man?
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Nobody uses it for it's good.
What, it saved Pastor Al's life, I would say that's a good thing.
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I can't want until you all die and realize that you just cease to exist when your brain activity stops.
If I cease to exist will I realize anything at all???

Are you stupid, is this what your problem is, what you are posting is making NO sense.


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If I cease to exist will I realize anything at all???
Are you stupid, is this what your problem is, what you are posting is making NO sense.
It's because they are constantly making it all up as they go along that there are so many contradictions in their beliefs.


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 10-11-2011, 06:58 PM
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It's almost like the bloody sword of Jesus.

This Godly story brought tears of joy to my eyes. Nothing is more Godly than hearing about a Godly Marine thrusting his K-bar into the throat of some Godless gook.
Amen brother Patriot. Nothing like a true Christian patriotic story about ridding the world of the evil sin in the world to get the Joyous tears flowing.

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This is such an beautiful story. This is an amazing example of the man every Chirstian dad wants his son to grow up to be.

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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 10-18-2011, 06:21 PM
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This is such an beautiful story. This is an amazing example of the man every Chirstian dad wants his son to grow up to be.
It cuts both ways. Imagine you were a Christian son whose dad came home to you with such a veritable legend to inspire you to great things!



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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 01-25-2012, 07:59 PM
I personally believe in simple skill. The man is a United States Marine.... one of the most skilled combatants on the planet. What he did was simply because of his intense training and quick wit. That's not to say it's not a very deep story, and it goes to show that the Unites States is not to be taken lightly!
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I personally believe in simple skill. The man is a United States Marine.... one of the most skilled combatants on the planet. What he did was simply because of his intense training and quick wit. That's not to say it's not a very deep story, and it goes to show that the Unites States is not to be taken lightly!
America is Gods Favorite Country. It follows suit that God provides all Americans with superior abilities. The Corps massage young men, bringing the cream to the top. Bottom line is, if it were not for God, we would not be winning the wars against our enemies.

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I have to disagree. I am not saying there is not a God. I personally don't believe there is but, to each their own, and I respect that. The point I was making, is our Marine Corps troops have gone through the most vigorous and skilled training available to the living. The best of the best. And there are Marines who are of other ethnic backgrounds, so how is that explained? I have a cousin-in-law who was born overseas in an asian country, but is a loyal and highly respected member of our beloved USMC. Fighting for the freedoms of our country, which includes freedom of religion. To believe what one wants to believe without being called trash for not believe the same as the next person.
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IAnd there are Marines who are of other ethnic backgrounds, so how is that explained? I have a cousin-in-law who was born overseas in an asian country, but is a loyal and highly respected member of our beloved USMC.
Mostly that is explained by liberal-imposed affirmative action. But don't get me wrong--we are NOT racists here. We understand that God takes selected members of the dusky races and so imbues them with His Grace that they nearly reach the standards of white, God-fearing Americans. I'm sure that's what happened in your cousin's case. If I were ever called upon to defend my country, I would be proud to fight alongside your gook relative. Unless, of course, he's a homo.

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