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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-06-2006, 05:36 PM

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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-06-2006, 05:59 PM

I have a question, Hitoshi?

How do you feel about your emperor?

I know emperor Hirohito denied his divinity but still, do you consider emperors better than yourself? Or do you consider them just like other politicians?
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-06-2006, 06:35 PM

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Plus I am token Asian at landover here. you are need find different church forum okay.

PRAISE! for the first time I agree with the lil yella guy.

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I have a question, Hitoshi?

How do you feel about your emperor?

I know emperor Hirohito denied his divinity but still, do you consider emperors better than yourself? Or do you consider them just like other politicians?
I am have respect for emperor. our current Kinjou Heika is great man. some people are still believe emperor is of god but I am not believe this. thank you for bring this up. this good example of American steal Japanese idea.

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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-06-2006, 07:12 PM

Being as I am new to God's Favorite Forum, correct me (not Hitoshi, but others)if I am wrong in saying, but Hitoshi why should we want to ask you questions when you ask us to question before the joos and nigras? Do you think you rate above them? Your communist country in my eyes falls about in the same ranks of the nigras and joos.

How many Americans flew their planes into japan's ships for the love of their country? Kamikazes for the love of japan? (Besides that was a sneaky approach....catch us with our pants down. Not man to man.) Come on, Americans were much smarter......Hiroshima......Let's do it by killing less of our own...drop a bomb, it's much easier than wasting the money spent on planes built, lives lost (course what's one less slanter) Dummy Americans? I think not...GWB is proof of that, look what he is doing with those useless sand nigras.....ridding the world of their heathen ways. Besides that....if you're the "engrish" professor (most engineers that have I have met have no idea what the real world is about. College teaches them book smarts, but not common sense)...where's your loyalty to us that do speak english. English is spoken in more countries than any language that is spoken. Universal...everyone knows it. (Except for the heathens, and I mean no ill towards Landover's heathens)

Okay, my facts and war dates my be a bit distorted, but they come pretty close (I present to all stuff that I learnt in school) hehe but it's what I have learned in our great country's school system, attended by our great GWB that is keepin' our butts safe here in the US. Amen!


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Being as I am new to God's Favorite Forum, correct me (not Hitoshi, but others)if I am wrong in saying, but Hitoshi why should we want to ask you questions when you ask us to question before the joos and nigras? this not even make sense dummy. you need for me tutor you english? Do you think you rate above them? Your communist country communist? shut up dummy you are think of china in my eyes falls about in the same ranks of the nigras and joos.

How many Americans flew their planes into japan's ships for the love of their country? Kamikazes for the love of japan? (Besides that was a sneaky approach....catch us with our pants down. Not man to man.) Come on, Americans were much smarter......Hiroshima......Let's do it by killing less of our own...drop a bomb, it's much easier than wasting the money spent on planes built, lives lost (course what's one less slanter) Dummy Americans? I think not...GWB is proof of that, look what he is doing with those useless sand nigras.....ridding the world of their heathen ways. Besides that....if you're the "engrish" professor I am not one who give this name. if I am have this power I make say "this guy agony to read I wish he hush" under your name (most engineers that have I have met have no idea what the real world is about. College teaches them book smarts, but not common sense)...where's your loyalty to us that do speak english. English is spoken in more countries than any language that is spoken. Universal...everyone knows it. (Except for the heathens, and I mean no ill towards Landover's heathens)

Okay, my facts and war dates you not even use any date dummy my be a bit distorted, but they come pretty close (I present to all stuff that I learnt in school) hehe but it's what I have learned in our great country's school system, attended by our great GWB that is keepin' our butts safe here in the US. Amen! I am agree. amen! your dummy post is over
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please go back for school and learn english, politic and history. you are bring great shame to your self and country.


please go back for school?.....you are bring great shame to your self and country? I think not......Enough said. Love ya Hitoshi
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Communist..yes. Look at the way your country is ran.
Okay I apologise for the engrish comment. One apology is all you get.

As far as war dates....think about it...when was the last and only time japan "tried" to attack the United States?


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I am have respect for emperor. our current Kinjou Heika is great man. some people are still believe emperor is of god but I am not believe this. thank you for bring this up. this good example of American steal Japanese idea.
Good going Hitoshi, you've just earned yourself another warning point for suggesting our Godly President is a rip off of your Emperor.



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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-06-2006, 08:01 PM

Hey peanut balls!

here's a good question.

How often do you yourself engage in Coprophilia? Is it more often that the 3 times a week that's average amoung your Nippy kind?

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Communist..yes. Look at the way your country is ran.
Okay I apologise for the engrish comment. One apology is all you get.

As far as war dates....think about it...when was the last and only time japan "tried" to attack the United States?
Brother Agony, you do not need to offer any apologies to this little yellow monkey. The very best it can aspire to is speaking "engrish". The yellow race is so back wards that they don't even have the "L" or "R" sounds in their vocabulary. In fact, they don't even possess the oral musculature necessary to reproduce the dip thongs and such that make up God's preferred language, American.

All hitoshu can possibly hope for is to roughly imitate our Godly language, in the pathetic broken manner that is so common in the slant "countries". But then, it is a well-known fact that all the chinks can manage is to imitate what they see, like a monkey in the zoo...


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I still want to know if this Wu Ling has anything to do with 'Wu Lins'....if so I have a bone to pick with him
It is hard to tell....they all look alike, don't they?


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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-07-2006, 05:31 AM

Kitten bones??? Wu Ling? Wu Lin's???!!!!!

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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-07-2006, 06:57 PM

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It is hard to tell....they all look alike, don't they?
You know better! You can tell a jappo from a chinee from a Korean from a Vietnamese in an instant and so can they. The funny thing is that all of them feel superior, as a race, to the next one.


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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-07-2006, 07:00 PM

Hmmmm, all the gooks look the same to me. Just like coons, beaners and dot heads. I can't any of them apart either. Oh and kikes....cept the ones with the curly que side burns. I know they are different than some other yids for some reason.

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Hmmmm, all the gooks look the same to me. Just like coons, beaners and dot heads. I can't any of them apart either. Oh and kikes....cept the ones with the curly que side burns. I know they are different than some other yids for some reason.

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Praise! So I'm not the only one who gets gooks and Meskins mixed up. I'd been worrying about that. What about being unable to remember the difference between Catlicks and Wickers, is that normal too?


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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-07-2006, 07:12 PM

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Kitten bones??? Wu Ling? Wu Lin's???!!!!!

When Lilith and I come to visit his kitty harvesting days are numbered
Instead of yappity yap yap yapping about other cultures which see YOU as a big-nosed barbarian, I suggest you check out the website Mother Glendora graciously provided and see what YOU should be doing with your time!

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Sunday Night: Mix up the dough for Overnight Bread. Set it aside to rise. Mix up a gallon of milk and a gallon of Tea. Put both into the fridge to chill. Clean the kitchen. Go to bed.
Monday: Begin the week with a hearty breakfast. After the breakfast dishes are done, prepare the vegetables for Lentil Soup, and put the Lentils on to cook. Soak 2lbs of pinto beans in boiling water to cover for 1 or 2 hours. Half of them are for supper tonight and the other half for supper tomorrow. Punch down your bread dough which should be nicely risen by now. Divide it into 4 loaves. Allow it to rise for 1 or 2 hours and then bake. After soaking the pinto beans, boil them until tender and refrigerate. Reheat half of them for dinner and use the other half for tomorrow. Check the milk & iced tea supply, prepare more as necessary.
Tuesday: After breakfast prepare enough tortillas for dinner tonight and for 2 snacks during the week; 16 to 20 tortillas should be enough. Store them in a plastic bag in the refrigerator. Prepare a dozen Muffins for snacks later in the day. Check the milk & iced tea supply, prepare more as necessary.
Wednesday: When preparing the rice, make enough for dinner tonight and breakfast in the morning. 2-cups dry rice, cooked in 4-cups of water should be enough. Prepare the dough for Overnight bread before going to bed. Check the milk & iced tea supply, prepare more as necessary.
Thursday: Soak the beans in boiling water to cover for about an hour or two. Simmer until tender. Prepare the soup as directed and chill until supper time. Divide the bread dough into 4 loaves and set aside to rise until doubled in bulk. Bake as directed. Check the milk & iced tea supply, prepare more as necessary.
Friday: Make enough rice for supper tonight and leftovers for breakfast in the morning. 2-cups dry rice cooked in 4-cups of water should be enough. Check the milk & iced tea supply, prepare more as necessary.
Saturday: Soak the lima beans in boiling water to cover for about an hour or 2. Simmer until tender and season as directed. Chill until supper time. Check the milk & iced tea supply, prepare more as necessary.
Sunday: Put the lentil chili on to cook and prepare the custard and cornbread to bake at the same time. Check the milk & iced tea supply, prepare more as necessary.


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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-07-2006, 07:22 PM

And make some of these! AND STOP DERAILING THIS THREAD!

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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 10-07-2006, 09:49 PM

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A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory
Pshaw. That's easy enough. The Bible (1 Kings 7:23) informs us that pi is 3,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000......

How many decimal places do you want?
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