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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:20 PM
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We do not hate you, God does.
And no, is not blasphemy. It is a common and wellknown fact, that Christ died on the Cross for our sins.
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Why follow a guy, who according to your forum, hates pretty much anything from hamburgers to pokémon? I don't get it...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:21 PM
who did god tell that to?
who is insane enough to think he heard god say he hated denmark?
<-- but thats not jesus thats a dead smily?, was jesus a little round yellow smily?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:25 PM
@ kriger Welcome! I hope we can be friends!
Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:27 PM
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who did god tell that to?
who is insane enough to think he heard god say he hated denmark?
<-- but thats not jesus thats a dead smily?, was jesus a little round yellow smily?
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We know it through the Holy Word of God. There is hardly any sin that has not been committed in the godforsaken country of Denmark. How do i know that? I live there.
We do not know how Jesus looked. The smiley works as a symbol of a cruzified Jesus, and is not to be mistaken for a photography. (But of course, the fact that you are doubting in the Holy Word of God, tells me you cannot figure out this by yourself.)
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:33 PM
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We do not hate you, God does.
And no, is not blasphemy. It is a common and wellknown fact , that Christ died on the Cross for our sins.
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Fiction not fact, Jesus was a character from a fairy tale....
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:38 PM
jesus was a drunk carpenter, nothing more nothing less
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:50 PM
the only true god was Thor.
and when i dig up his hammer in the old danish gold mines in lem ill become the god! muhahaha
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:52 PM
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Fiction not fact, Jesus was a character from a fairy tale....
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Just laugh. You have to laugh. It has been foreseen by Christ, that non-believers will mock the true faith. You are just fullfilling the prophecy.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:57 PM
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8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
- The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
- Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
- The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
- Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
- Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
- The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Lĺngstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
- Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
- Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 03:59 PM
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What does 'FAP' mean?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 04:01 PM
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Just laugh. You have to laugh. It has been foreseen by Christ, that non-believers will mock the true faith. You are just fullfilling the prophecy.
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Mmm let me see you are writing a story, trying to pass it off as the truth, but you know people will find out it is lie and mock it, how better a way to attempt to deflect the mockery then state the bleeding obvious. Of course the chasers knew people would realise it was a joke and take the micky out of it, so they put in the bit about non-believers mocking them.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 04:02 PM
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What does 'FAP' mean?
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I do believe it is to 'masturbate'.
Do you have much experience?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 04:06 PM
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I do believe it is to 'masturbate'.
Do you have much experience?
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Masturbating is a sin. You might want to read the passage in which Onanias spills his spermatoze on the ground. Masturbating is murder.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 04:08 PM
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Masturbating is a sin. You might want to read the passage in which Onanias spills his spermatoze on the ground. Masturbating is murder.
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You don't know that!
My bedroom carpet may be fertile!
I will be the proud father of many carbabies, well, im going to abort them anyway.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 04:19 PM
why is my name pink?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 04:44 PM
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why is my name pink?
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Are you a queer, and eskimo, or both?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 04:51 PM
hmm well i cant be queer, i like t***s and p****y too much.
and i cant be an eskimo, they are from frozen contries.
so none?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 04:52 PM
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hmm well i cant be queer, i like t***s and p****y too much.
and i cant be an eskimo, they are from frozen contries.
so none?
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 04:59 PM
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why is my name pink?
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Because you're Danish?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-06-2010, 05:06 PM
im not here to flame enyone i was just looking at all the false facts about denmark.
then my name turned pink, a asked why, you asked me somthing, i answerd, best as i could.
not flame'ing nobody
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