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Default I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 09:04 PM

What should I do??
I didn't mean for it to happen, i needed the drugs!
I think i am going to hell.
Well god love me??
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 09:25 PM

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What should I do??
I didn't mean for it to happen, i needed the drugs!
I think i am going to hell.
Well god love me??
I'm sure the person who paid you for it would like to get some change back, if not a full refund.

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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 09:31 PM

Thats not very nice.


I think i might go hand myself thanks a lot jerk.
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 09:42 PM

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Thats not very nice.


I think i might go hand myself thanks a lot jerk.
how much did you get
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 09:46 PM

A Rock of Crack an a beer, why can you offer something better?
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 09:51 PM

I do Oral too!
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:01 PM

u any good
and a price list for other things you may do for money
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:09 PM

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u any good
and a price list for other things you may do for money
what about this..
I'll strip down to nothing but a smile..
Give you mind blowing Oral
Let you hump me like a wild monkey, before you blow your load everywhere, i will suck you dry of man snot.
Then give me some anal
All..
For a small rock an maybe a beer?
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:13 PM

what do i get for a big rock and two bottles of beer and not that cheep shit
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:14 PM

Anything you would like!
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:18 PM

do you dress up
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:19 PM

What would you like me to dress as?
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:34 PM

i think a real slutty school teacher with jack boots and them things what spin on your nippels
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:34 PM

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A Rock of Crack an a beer,
If no money changed hands, it technically would have been a barter, instead of truly being "paid" for sexual intercourse.

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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:36 PM

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i think a real slutty school teacher with jack boots and them things what spin on your nippels
Pasties, not to be confused with a tasty pasty.

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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:36 PM

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i think a real slutty school teacher with jack boots and them things what spin on your nippels
What about a Catholic school girl uniform with Knee high leather boots an them lovely nip covers? an i have a whip
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 10:40 PM

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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 11:03 PM

Jesus is pifflein Dead!
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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 11:06 PM

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Jesus is pifflein Dead!
He died (temporarily) for your Sins.
Have you no compassion in your heart?



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Default Re: I was paid for sexual intercourse - 12-05-2007, 11:27 PM

* Smokes crack pipe an rub's cl*t thinking of the prophet Mohammad*


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