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Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-03-2010, 01:36 PM
You're not going to Rebuke any of your Good Birthday Cake, are you, Brother?
If so, you know whose Christian Manse to send it to!
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-03-2010, 01:37 PM
I don't think I have met him yet, but congratulations anyway!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-03-2010, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
I don't think I have met him yet, but congratulations anyway!
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Me neither, Brother Cranky. So I'm wondering: Should we have Rebuked him for his birthday?
Or maybe - just maybe - he'll show up here and Rebuke his own darned self!
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-03-2010, 02:23 PM
Happy birthday, scary clown man! *shudders*
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-03-2010, 02:30 PM
I can't wait to see what his 4th of July clown outfit looks like.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Winning Souls in his Winnebago
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-03-2010, 02:54 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THE GREATEST OF MEN LIKE TO DRESS UP AND ENTERTAIN. (Poster available at the George W. Memorrial Liibrary gift shop)
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White House Casual Friday Collection #36
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-03-2010, 04:14 PM
Have a Blessed Birthday!!!
1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.
But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-04-2010, 08:13 AM
Happy Birthday!
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GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-04-2010, 09:02 AM
Happy Birthday Brother Rebuko!
I don't usually have any idea what to buy a clown for their birthday, but I saw this and thought it was the right gift. I hope you like it! I mean, what better gift than some balloon art for a Clown!!
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-04-2010, 10:03 AM
Happy Birthday
2 Samuel 22:31
As for God, His way is perfect;
The word of the LORD is proven;
He is a shield to all who trust in Him.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-04-2010, 10:11 AM
Anyway, where is that guy? I also wonder if Rebuko would have a clown at his own party.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-05-2010, 08:35 PM
Rebuko, you dirty old clown! Congrats on making it another year. Hopefully you will not get drunk and puke down your pants this year. If you are in the Appalachians this summer, I'd love to have you swig by and visit the Hutchins place. I have a present for you (hint, Lem Motlow made it) and Carole, my oldest daughter says she owes you something now that she is 18 (whatever that is). It would be a hoot if you could come late at night while the little ones are fast asleep. You could burst into their room and lay healing hands on the tykes. Nothing more fun than waking from a sound slumber to the touch of a person with wild hair and a huge red nose. You can wear the rubber thing too if you want.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-05-2010, 09:25 PM
Still no sign of Rebuko. I wonder if that is what happens when you hire him as well. You probably have to pay him in advance.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-05-2010, 09:31 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY REBUKO!!!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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The Friendliest Clown in Town™ Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-05-2010, 10:29 PM
HEY! HEY! HEY!
Sorry I'm late for my own party everyone! I'm not really sure what day it is. You have no idea how bad my head hurts and my bowels are shaking worse than the Great Frisco Quake of '06. I was born on the Fourth of July, which is really fitting for a True American patriot such as myself. That being a holiday and my birthday, well what else am I supposed to but read a Bible while sipping some Thunderbird wine. As usual, I kinda lost control and didn't realize just how strong that T-bird is.
Last thing I remember was stumbling out of my house trailer to go somewhere. I woke up about 4 hours ago across state lines. I still had my Bible with me though. But now I got a black eye, but fortunately my greasepaint will cover it up. And I've seem to have developed some annoying itchy "rash" down there. Not sure what happened over the last 2 days. Who knows?
Anyways, thanks everyone, you're all real pals! In my real life, I don't have much. Since I am constantly on the road working for carnivals and spreading the Gospel, I can't make any friends or family. It's lonely out here on the road. A lesser man would've shot himself in the head by now, but my faith in God keeps me moving.
But hey, I'm a clown, I can't focus on such serious things. Hey, let's end this with a real funny joke!!!!!
"Once upon a time there was an atheist. He was sitting on the lake, in his boat, when all of a sudden the lochness monster surfaced and tried to eat him. The atheist cried out, "Oh Lord save me!" Then the Lord said, "Wait, I thought you didn't believe in me?" To which the atheist replied, "Well, two minutes ago I didn't believe in the lochness monster either..."
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Winning Souls in his Winnebago
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-05-2010, 10:37 PM
I figured you haven't shot yourself because you still shop at acme mail order.
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1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-05-2010, 10:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aim for heaven
I figured you haven't shot yourself because you still shop at acme mail order.
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Careful, I think that's illegal in Canada.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, REBUKO THE CLOWN! -
07-06-2010, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Careful, I think that's illegal in Canada.
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Even bad breath is illegal in Canada. Which actually isn't even such a bad idea in their case.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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