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Default Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan - 08-12-2010, 04:05 PM

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Oh gimme a break! God didn't destroy the earth right now, He just gave a warning to some towelheads with nukes. I'm sure even you can see the difference!

There's flooding, and then there's the Flood. Don't twist Scripture just to try to prove some liebral point.
My bad that I manipulated the words of god to mean pretty well anything that I want it to mean...

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Did you miss my post at #3. You should read the entries before posting.
Sorry, just commenting on post #2


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Default Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan - 08-12-2010, 04:43 PM

I remember the victims, and I praise God Almighty! Hallelujah!

Jeremiah 19:3 and say, 'Hear the word of the LORD, O kings of Judah and people of Jerusalem. This is what the LORD Almighty, the God of Israel, says: Listen! I am going to bring a disaster on this place that will make the ears of everyone who hears of it tingle.

Isaiah 10:3 What will you do on the day of reckoning,
when disaster comes from afar?
To whom will you run for help?
Where will you leave your riches? 4 Nothing will remain but to cringe among the captives
or fall among the slain.
Yet for all this, his anger is not turned away,
his hand is still upraised.

Psalam 89: 8 O LORD God Almighty, who is like you?
You are mighty, O LORD, and your faithfulness surrounds you.

9 You rule over the surging sea;
when its waves mount up, you still them.
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Default Floods - 08-22-2010, 01:42 PM

Are the floods that are going on in Pakistan and China your gods way of payback against the Muslims and Communists. Obviously i hold no views on a holy intervention here but would be interested to see what others think.
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Default Re: Floods - 08-22-2010, 11:44 PM

Can you not recognize the majestic Power of God even if it's staring you in the face? Who else would have the power to mobilize such a great body of water? Satan? I think not!
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Default Re: Floods - 08-23-2010, 03:39 AM

To understand floods, and other "natural" events that are really God's work, you have to compare.

That is, you have to compare Godly places with evil places and see what God does respectively. Here in central Iowa we have been hammered with rain. The most Godly city, Freehold, was spared any damage. Cities around us where the whores and harlots reside had lots of damage.

That pretty much proves that bad weather is God's punishment.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Floods - 08-23-2010, 03:56 AM

I have been praying for floods in Pakistan since 9/11. It's about time that we got a little payback.


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Default Re: Floods - 08-23-2010, 04:32 AM

I'm quite glad this thread turned out to be about mudslimes and slants getting washed out. At first I thought it might be regarding nigras and their inability to dress properly.


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Default Re: Cyclone Phet, Monsoon Floods: God hates Pakistanis and Wikile - 08-23-2010, 06:06 AM

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Default Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! - 08-23-2010, 06:22 AM

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If I could kill any indian for an 8th of a dollar I probably would, think how much of God's resources they waste feeding themselves and their 25 children each day, camels don't grow on trees you know. I would kill as many as I could with the money I had spare, then sell my house and use the money there to kill another few hundred thousand mooslim Jesus haters. I want to show God how much I love him!
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If I could kill any indian for an 8th of a dollar I probably would, think how much of God's resources they waste feeding themselves and their 25 children each day, camels don't grow on trees you know. I would kill as many as I could with the money I had spare, then sell my house and use the money there to kill another few hundred thousand mooslim Jesus haters. I want to show God how much I love him!
At last the sort of post i have been searching for, if you really are in Northumberland you are not far from me. My wife is Indian so if you would like to come and have a pop at her please let me know and we will see how far you get, i guarantee you will meet your so called maker quicker than you have been planning.
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At last the sort of post i have been searching for.
Why would you deliberately seek out aggravating posts, dear? I am quite sure Brother WNS isn't referring to your lovely wife, but to those curry-munchers who breed like flies and pray to cows.

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Why would you deliberately seek out aggravating posts, dear? I am quite sure Brother WNS isn't referring to your lovely wife, but to those curry-munchers who breed like flies and pray to cows.

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Thank you Mrs Rogers i am now calm until the medication wears off.
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Default Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! - 08-23-2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
If I could kill any indian for an 8th of a dollar I probably would, think how much of God's resources they waste feeding themselves and their 25 children each day, camels don't grow on trees you know. I would kill as many as I could with the money I had spare, then sell my house and use the money there to kill another few hundred thousand mooslim Jesus haters. I want to show God how much I love him!
You should - and i mean serious - you should re-think how you put your words together in a sentence! That kind of dumb talk not acceptable.

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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
As someone with many business contacts in the Pakistani intelligence community, I can tell you that these accusations are lies. However, God has a lot of His plate right now, what with this being the End Of Days and all, so he must have decided to punish Pakistan, just in case the documents are true.
Do you honestly belive that God would punish a whole nation "just in case"...????

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
While I don't support the outing of government secrets as it violates national security these Wikileaks do underscore how badly the Obama administration has run the Afghan war in the last eight years. Basically it is typical liberal record of neglected wars, wishful thinking and stubborn refusal to accept reality. This is just the same Liberal disaster of Iraq all over again.

When are the American people going to learn?
Maybe im not up to date here, but has Obama really been in charge the last 8 years? Damn time run fast when youre in good company. I totally forgot about G.W.Bush

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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
So when these bums come asking for charity, the only thing you should give is the BIBLE.
CAn you really eat and drink the Bible? Did not know that.

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Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
I'm quite glad this thread turned out to be about mudslimes and slants getting washed out. At first I thought it might be regarding nigras and their inability to dress properly.
You are one unfriendly nurse, thats for sure!

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Originally Posted by TrueGermanChrist View Post
I cant stop watching this picture. Is that real, its beautifull in some way.
You are really a German sadist arent you? Beautiful? You got to be kidding me!

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Originally Posted by UnHolyislandman View Post
At last the sort of post i have been searching for, if you really are in Northumberland you are not far from me. My wife is Indian so if you would like to come and have a pop at her please let me know and we will see how far you get, i guarantee you will meet your so called maker quicker than you have been planning.
Give me a shout, i would like to have a face to face chat with that guy.
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