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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 04:05 PM
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Oh gimme a break! God didn't destroy the earth right now, He just gave a warning to some towelheads with nukes. I'm sure even you can see the difference!
There's flooding, and then there's the Flood. Don't twist Scripture just to try to prove some liebral point.
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My bad that I manipulated the words of god to mean pretty well anything that I want it to mean...
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Did you miss my post at #3. You should read the entries before posting.
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Sorry, just commenting on post #2
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Remember the Flood Victims in Pakistan -
08-12-2010, 04:43 PM
I remember the victims, and I praise God Almighty! Hallelujah!
Jeremiah 19:3 and say, 'Hear the word of the LORD, O kings of Judah and people of Jerusalem. This is what the LORD Almighty, the God of Israel, says: Listen! I am going to bring a disaster on this place that will make the ears of everyone who hears of it tingle.
Isaiah 10:3 What will you do on the day of reckoning,
when disaster comes from afar?
To whom will you run for help?
Where will you leave your riches? 4 Nothing will remain but to cringe among the captives
or fall among the slain.
Yet for all this, his anger is not turned away,
his hand is still upraised.
Psalam 89: 8 O LORD God Almighty, who is like you?
You are mighty, O LORD, and your faithfulness surrounds you.
9 You rule over the surging sea;
when its waves mount up, you still them.
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Floods -
08-22-2010, 01:42 PM
Are the floods that are going on in Pakistan and China your gods way of payback against the Muslims and Communists. Obviously i hold no views on a holy intervention here but would be interested to see what others think.
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Re: Floods -
08-22-2010, 11:44 PM
Can you not recognize the majestic Power of God even if it's staring you in the face? Who else would have the power to mobilize such a great body of water? Satan? I think not!
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Re: Floods -
08-23-2010, 03:39 AM
To understand floods, and other "natural" events that are really God's work, you have to compare.
That is, you have to compare Godly places with evil places and see what God does respectively. Here in central Iowa we have been hammered with rain. The most Godly city, Freehold, was spared any damage. Cities around us where the whores and harlots reside had lots of damage.
That pretty much proves that bad weather is God's punishment.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Floods -
08-23-2010, 03:56 AM
I have been praying for floods in Pakistan since 9/11. It's about time that we got a little payback.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Floods -
08-23-2010, 04:21 AM
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Are the floods that are going on in Pakistan and China your gods way of payback against the Muslims and Communists. Obviously i hold no views on a holy intervention here but would be interested to see what others think.
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Re: Floods -
08-23-2010, 04:32 AM
I'm quite glad this thread turned out to be about mudslimes and slants getting washed out. At first I thought it might be regarding nigras and their inability to dress properly.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Cyclone Phet, Monsoon Floods: God hates Pakistanis and Wikile -
08-23-2010, 06:06 AM
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I cant stop watching this picture. Is that real, its beautifull in some way.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-23-2010, 06:22 AM
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If I could kill any indian for an 8th of a dollar I probably would, think how much of God's resources they waste feeding themselves and their 25 children each day, camels don't grow on trees you know. I would kill as many as I could with the money I had spare, then sell my house and use the money there to kill another few hundred thousand mooslim Jesus haters. I want to show God how much I love him!
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You're piffleing insane, I recommend you only kill one person, yourself.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-23-2010, 08:31 AM
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If I could kill any indian for an 8th of a dollar I probably would, think how much of God's resources they waste feeding themselves and their 25 children each day, camels don't grow on trees you know. I would kill as many as I could with the money I had spare, then sell my house and use the money there to kill another few hundred thousand mooslim Jesus haters. I want to show God how much I love him!
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At last the sort of post i have been searching for, if you really are in Northumberland you are not far from me. My wife is Indian so if you would like to come and have a pop at her please let me know and we will see how far you get, i guarantee you will meet your so called maker quicker than you have been planning.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-23-2010, 08:44 AM
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At last the sort of post i have been searching for.
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Why would you deliberately seek out aggravating posts, dear? I am quite sure Brother WNS isn't referring to your lovely wife, but to those curry-munchers who breed like flies and pray to cows.
Let's all take a deep breath here.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-23-2010, 10:22 AM
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Why would you deliberately seek out aggravating posts, dear? I am quite sure Brother WNS isn't referring to your lovely wife, but to those curry-munchers who breed like flies and pray to cows.
Let's all take a deep breath here.
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Thank you Mrs Rogers i am now calm until the medication wears off.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-23-2010, 10:43 AM
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Thank you Mrs Rogers i am now calm until the medication wears off.
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The only "medication" you need can be found in the KJV1611 Bible.
Throw away those satanic pills you've been gobbling and get into your prayer closet with the Good Book.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-23-2010, 11:31 AM
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The only "medication" you need can be found in the KJV1611 Bible.
Throw away those satanic pills you've been gobbling and get into your prayer closet with the Good Book.
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Thanks for the advice, no offense but i don't do fiction.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-23-2010, 12:38 PM
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Thanks for the advice, no offense but i don't do fiction.
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You'll have plenty of time to rethink that heresy as satan's Flaming Tallywacker™ probes you for all eternity.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-23-2010, 02:18 PM
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You'll have plenty of time to rethink that heresy as satan's Flaming Tallywacker™ probes you for all eternity.
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Can't be any hotter than the curry my delightful wife cooked for me last night, the leftovers were just as delectable at breakfast. Alas the ring of fire will be raising it's ugly head this evening.
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Re: Cyclone Phet: God punishes India, Oman, and Pakistan! -
08-23-2010, 05:50 PM
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If I could kill any indian for an 8th of a dollar I probably would, think how much of God's resources they waste feeding themselves and their 25 children each day, camels don't grow on trees you know. I would kill as many as I could with the money I had spare, then sell my house and use the money there to kill another few hundred thousand mooslim Jesus haters. I want to show God how much I love him!
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You should - and i mean serious - you should re-think how you put your words together in a sentence! That kind of dumb talk not acceptable.
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As someone with many business contacts in the Pakistani intelligence community, I can tell you that these accusations are lies. However, God has a lot of His plate right now, what with this being the End Of Days and all, so he must have decided to punish Pakistan, just in case the documents are true.
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Do you honestly belive that God would punish a whole nation "just in case"...????
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While I don't support the outing of government secrets as it violates national security these Wikileaks do underscore how badly the Obama administration has run the Afghan war in the last eight years. Basically it is typical liberal record of neglected wars, wishful thinking and stubborn refusal to accept reality. This is just the same Liberal disaster of Iraq all over again.
When are the American people going to learn?
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Maybe im not up to date here, but has Obama really been in charge the last 8 years? Damn time run fast when youre in good company. I totally forgot about G.W.Bush
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So when these bums come asking for charity, the only thing you should give is the BIBLE.
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CAn you really eat and drink the Bible? Did not know that.
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I'm quite glad this thread turned out to be about mudslimes and slants getting washed out. At first I thought it might be regarding nigras and their inability to dress properly.
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You are one unfriendly nurse, thats for sure!
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I cant stop watching this picture. Is that real, its beautifull in some way.
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You are really a German sadist arent you? Beautiful? You got to be kidding me!
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At last the sort of post i have been searching for, if you really are in Northumberland you are not far from me. My wife is Indian so if you would like to come and have a pop at her please let me know and we will see how far you get, i guarantee you will meet your so called maker quicker than you have been planning.
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Give me a shout, i would like to have a face to face chat with that guy.
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