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Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
12-28-2006, 01:52 PM
This story is further evidence that satan uses dope to brainwash homers into becoming his willing thralls. Thank Jesus for the one sensible judge in America, who saw through their smokescreen.
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Federal judge rules against church founders over dope use
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) -- A federal judge has ruled against the founders of an Arizona church that deifies marijuana and uses it as a sacrament.
U.S. District Judge Judith C. Herrera in Albuquerque, N.M., refused to dismiss charges against Dan and Mary Quaintance, saying they don't have a "sincere" religious belief.
Herrera said that evidence indicates the pair "adopted their `religious' belief in cannabis as a sacrament and deity in order to justify their lifestyle choice to use marijuana."
Herrera's order means the government's criminal case against the Quaintances will proceed in the new year.
The couple is scheduled to go to trial on Jan. 16 on criminal charges of possessing more than 100 pounds of marijuana, as well as conspiracy charges.
"She doesn't fully understand our doctrine," Dan Quaintance said Tuesday of Herrera's Dec. 22 decision. "This is very upsetting to the members of our church. It was quite a holiday present."
The Quaintances face up to 40 years each in prison if they are convicted as charged. They expect to appeal the decision.
The couple was arrested with 172 pounds of marijuana on Feb. 22 in Lordsburg, N.M., just seven days before the U.S. Supreme Court ruled unanimously that a small religious group based in Santa Fe that combines Christianity and American Indian practices could use hallucinogenic tea in its ceremonies.
The tea, called hoasca, contains dimethyltryptamine, or DMT, known for its hallucinogenic properties.
The pair say they founded their Church of Cognizance in Pima, Ariz. - about 90 miles northeast of Tucson - in 1991.
Dan Quaintance, 54, said the church has 40 to 50 members in Arizona. He and Mary Quaintance, 51, stepped down as leaders of the church following their arrests.
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Next they'll be saying they voted for Clinton because they were on dope too. I pray that Jesus gets these kids off the dope soon, otherwise its eternal damnation for sure.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
12-29-2006, 03:46 AM
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Herrera said that evidence indicates the pair "adopted their `religious' belief in cannabis as a sacrament and deity in order to justify their lifestyle choice to use marijuana.
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Just like the homersexuals do.
They also adopt false and strange religions of "tolerance" (such a word is NEVER EVEN MENTIONED in the Holy Bible!) in a desperate attempt to justify their perverted lifestyle choice!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-02-2007, 11:46 PM
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Just like the homersexuals do.
They also adopt false and strange religions of "tolerance" (such a word is NEVER EVEN MENTIONED in the Holy Bible!) in a desperate attempt to justify their perverted lifestyle choice!
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Okay, I've been wondering this since I Clown started bitching about it. But why do you call homosexuals "homers"?
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-02-2007, 11:51 PM
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Okay, I've been wondering this since I Clown started bitching about it. But why do you call homosexuals "homers"?
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We TRUE Christians™ have more been puzzled by you two's life style choice since after reading these Godly forums you know it will only land in you in the Lake of Fire.
I guess the befuddlement is mutal friend.
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-03-2007, 06:18 AM
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We TRUE Christians™ have more been puzzled by you two's life style choice since after reading these Godly forums you know it will only land in you in the Lake of Fire.
I guess the befuddlement is mutal friend.
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Yeah, I'm aware... But hopefully we'll be in different sections of Hell so I won't have to listen to him complain all the time. And you haven't answered my question as to why you call homosexuals "homers".
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-03-2007, 06:40 AM
That's what Pastor Deacon Fred calls them. I think he'd know better than an unsaved street urchin such as yourself.
Personally, I like to think that it's because they're "homed in" on Hell, in the same way as a Godly American heat-seeking missile homes in on a convoy of filthy, murderous raghead scum before blowing them to smithereens in an ecstatic burst of light and sound that puts a smile on Jesus' face. Maybe one of our Senior Pastors knows the answer.
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-03-2007, 08:16 AM
The term "homer" is just slang. Its a shortened version of "homersexural", which is the medical term for what Clownyboy and his butt-buddy Myers are. We try to avoid inflammatory words. But whatever your prancing sissies want to be called, you are doomed to eternal hellfire unless you get off your knees and start servicing the Lord Jesus properly.
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
If I were you, I'd be alot more concerned with the part about "be put to death" and "their blood shall be upon them" than about what people label you as. You are vile perverted sinners according to Jesus, and that is all that counts, nancyboy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-03-2007, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The term "homer" is just slang. Its a shortened version of "homersexural", which is the medical term for what Clownyboy and his butt-buddy Myers are. We try to avoid inflammatory words. But whatever your prancing sissies want to be called, you are doomed to eternal hellfire unless you get off your knees and start servicing the Lord Jesus properly.
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
If I were you, I'd be alot more concerned with the part about "be put to death" and "their blood shall be upon them" than about what people label you as. You are vile perverted sinners according to Jesus, and that is all that counts, nancyboy.
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I'm not a homosexual. And I'm engaged. And Clown's married with four kids. And neither of us are sissies. Nothing to metrosexuals, but we're not.
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-04-2007, 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Myers
I'm not a homosexual. And I'm engaged. And Clown's married with four kids. And neither of us are sissies. Nothing to metrosexuals, but we're not.
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Oh you can deny it all you like, nancy. Scream and shriek and throw a hissy fit by all means. Jesus knows what you do. Jesus sees you and clownyboy playing hide the pickle with each other. Pretending that your "marriage" proves you aren't queer as a 3 dollar bill is ridiculous. Do you remember that false pastor Ted Faggard? HE claimed to be married too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-04-2007, 05:54 AM
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I'm not a homosexual. And I'm engaged. And Clown's married with four kids. And neither of us are sissies. Nothing to metrosexuals, but we're not.
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Maybe you'd like a moment to retract your statement? Your Department of Faith file has some rather....interesting.... documentation on your late-night thoughts. I suggest you re-think your life before trying to lie to God's folks.
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-04-2007, 10:39 PM
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Maybe you'd like a moment to retract your statement? Your Department of Faith file has some rather....interesting.... documentation on your late-night thoughts. I suggest you re-think your life before trying to lie to God's folks.
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And what would that be? I would like to see this DOF file that supposedly has documents on me.
I'm perfectly fine with you thinking I'm gay. I know for a fact that I'm straight. I don't need you to tell me what I am.
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-04-2007, 11:40 PM
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And what would that be? I would like to see this DOF file that supposedly has documents on me.
I'm perfectly fine with you thinking I'm gay. I know for a fact that I'm straight. I don't need you to tell me what I am.
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Department Of Faith files are confidential. Only DOF agents, Landover Pastors, and various higher ranking True Christians™ are allowed to view these files. I can't even look at my own, let alone anybody else's, file.
The DOF has files on everybody; you, me, Pastor Al, even President Bush. The DOF employees people who are very, very good at finding the truth about people.
I am going to trust what the DOF, and the Godly pastors who have read your file, says about you than the lies you spout.
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Re: Dope No Excuse for False Christianity, Judge Says -
01-05-2007, 11:16 PM
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Department Of Faith files are confidential. Only DOF agents, Landover Pastors, and various higher ranking True Christians™ are allowed to view these files. I can't even look at my own, let alone anybody else's, file.
[COLOR=red]Translation:*There is no DOF nor a DOF file. Only reason it is "Confidential" is to keep people from knowing that it is a lie.*
The DOF has files on everybody; you, me, Pastor Al, even President Bush. The DOF employees people who are very, very good at finding the truth about people.
I am going to trust what the DOF, and the Godly pastors who have read your file, says about you than the lies you spout.
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I have nothing to lie about.
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