[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I was just talking to a heretic and he told me he was a proud ROMAN CATHOLIC.

I asked him what he had to be proud about. Look at this:

http://library.thinkquest.org/22866/.../Tijdlijn.html

The simple fact is that Rome sucked from day One. God obviously hated it and still does and the entire religion is built on a pile of ashes and failure. Everyone who could walk with a cane (except the dumb JOOS) trashed Rome and between those incursions Mt. Vesuvius erupted.

Who is kidding whom? The Vatican doesn't even trust Romans to guard the place. They have always used mercenaries.