[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Friend of Greys

From what little I've read of the book you call the bible,

18:2 Abraham looked up and saw three men standing across from him

This is obviously proof that Abraham saw three men standing opposite him than then disappeared, since there are no mention of the men again and I feel that they either vanished into a cloud of smoke or ascended into their awaiting craft.

Or they moved out of his visual field.

YIC
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[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Friend of Greys

From what little I've read of the book you call the bible,

18:2 Abraham looked up and saw three men standing across from him

This is obviously proof that Abraham saw three men standing opposite him than then disappeared, since there are no mention of the men again and I feel that they either vanished into a cloud of smoke or ascended into their awaiting craft.

No it doesn't prove that at all.

Genesis 18:1-22
1And the LORD appeared unto him in the plains of Mamre: and he sat in the tent door in the heat of the day; 2And he lift up his eyes and looked, and, lo, three men stood by him: and when he saw them, he ran to meet them from the tent door, and bowed himself toward the ground, 3And said, My Lord, if now I have found favour in thy sight, pass not away, I pray thee, from thy servant: 4Let a little water, I pray you, be fetched, and wash your feet, and rest yourselves under the tree: 5And I will fetch a morsel of bread, and comfort ye your hearts; after that ye shall pass on: for therefore are ye come to your servant. And they said, So do, as thou hast said. 6And Abraham hastened into the tent unto Sarah, and said, Make ready quickly three measures of fine meal, knead it, and make cakes upon the hearth. 7And Abraham ran unto the herd, and fetcht a calf tender and good, and gave it unto a young man; and he hasted to dress it. 8And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.
9And they said unto him, Where is Sarah thy wife? And he said, Behold, in the tent. 10And he said, I will certainly return unto thee according to the time of life; and, lo, Sarah thy wife shall have a son. And Sarah heard it in the tent door, which was behind him. 11Now Abraham and Sarah were old and well stricken in age; and it ceased to be with Sarah after the manner of women. 12Therefore Sarah laughed within herself, saying, After I am waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also? 13And the LORD said unto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh, saying, Shall I of a surety bear a child, which am old? 14Is any thing too hard for the LORD? At the time appointed I will return unto thee, according to the time of life, and Sarah shall have a son. 15Then Sarah denied, saying, I laughed not; for she was afraid. And he said, Nay; but thou didst laugh.

16And the men rose up from thence, and looked toward Sodom: and Abraham went with them to bring them on the way. 17And the LORD said, Shall I hide from Abraham that thing which I do; 18Seeing that Abraham shall surely become a great and mighty nation, and all the nations of the earth shall be blessed in him? 19For I know him, that he will command his children and his household after him, and they shall keep the way of the LORD, to do justice and judgment; that the LORD may bring upon Abraham that which he hath spoken of him. 20And the LORD said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous; 21I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.

22And the men turned their faces from thence, and went toward Sodom: but Abraham stood yet before the LORD.

Context is everything, friend. You're clutching at rather desperate straws already, it seems. Not used to having your heresies robustly questioned by righteous men with the facts at their fingertips, I guess...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Friend of Greys

From what little I've read of the book you call the bible,

18:2 Abraham looked up and saw three men standing across from him

This is obviously proof that Abraham saw three men standing opposite him than then disappeared, since there are no mention of the men again and I feel that they either vanished into a cloud of smoke or ascended into their awaiting craft.

Oh brother, so Adam brought you here? This isn't a gay pick-up joint, you know.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Friend of Greys

...I feel that they either vanished into a cloud of smoke or ascended into their awaiting craft.

This is why True Christians™ read the Bible as it is written, and don't go, "Oh, my wacked-out theory and misreading isn't specifically countermanded by the Bible, so it must be true..."

Revelation 22:18 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:"

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Larni69

Or they moved out of his visual field.

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Or they just had tea with him then walked off like it actually says in the Bible.

[Friend of Greys]

OK, please explain the 'Chariot of Fire'. There is no other explanation than it being a 'Flying Saucer'. Maybe you should refer to http://www.anunseenworld.com/do-ufo-exist.html and become educated.

[1pissedirishman]

Forgive me father for I have sinned, I think everyone on this site has no clue,

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Friend of Greys

OK, please explain the 'Chariot of Fire'. There is no other explanation than it being a 'Flying Saucer'. Maybe you should refer to http://www.anunseenworld.com/do-ufo-exist.html and become educated.

To what end? Why would I stray from my Lord?

[Holyfield]

No!
You are opening up to the great deception. Very soon humanity will accept to be united under a world government, and that is because an "alien" civilization lands with their "flying saucers" on Earth. Most likely the pope will be a natural spokesperson for those creatures. But the truth is that the aliens are not a hyper-advanced elevated race with superior technology. They are demons and devils, and will soon walk among us.

UFOs, ALIEN ABDUCTIONS AND SPACE ALIENS ARE REAL!

[True Daughter of God]

So Friend Of Greys, are you truly the only surviving member of Heaven's Gate?

Always Yours In Christ.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Friend of Greys

OK, please explain the 'Chariot of Fire'. There is no other explanation than it being a 'Flying Saucer'. Maybe you should refer to http://www.anunseenworld.com/do-ufo-exist.html and become educated.

That's all very interesting, but I thought you had converted to Islam.

Or are you just impersonating Michael Jackson with your picture?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Listen, punk: There are no such things as little green men from mars. If there were, God would have told us so in the Bible. The only aliens we have are the wetback kind who steal American jobs by picking our tomatoes.

This is called the INTRODUCTION section of the forum for a reason. It isn't the "let's live in imaginary land and make things up" section. This is a Christian forum. We worship Jesus, not space demons.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by El Visitor!

Friend of gays, you have slightly missunderstood my point,

Who are you calling 'Friend of gays'. That's a pretty severe accusation, pal!

His name is Redeemed Papist and he is a True Christian™ and you sir, are unsaved trash.

I hope this isn't a horrific homo handshake thing but in word form? Is this how you meet anonymous androgynous anal acquaintances? These so called code words might work in filthy toilets and fairgrounds but we don't cotton to that kind of thing, here.

Pervert!

All the best.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Larni69

Who are you calling 'Friend of gays'. That's a pretty severe accusation, pal!

Pssst . . . I think he was referring to the guy who started this thread.

[Catherine Moore]

Originally Posted by Friend of Greys

OK, please explain the 'Chariot of Fire'. There is no other explanation than it being a 'Flying Saucer'. Maybe you should refer to http://www.anunseenworld.com/do-ufo-exist.html and become educated.

I'm finding the introductions thread very confusing today.

When I read "chariot of fire" I assumed it meant a Chariot. Made of fire. Is that not another explanation?

[The Lord's Sword]

Originally Posted by Friend of Greys

And yes, that's 'favour' with a 'u' since that's how it's spelt correctly. Like colour.

What are you, French? God hates France.