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Default Re: Hello - 03-15-2012, 11:08 AM

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Professor, could it be that the facial adornments this woman covers herself in are somehow meant as a comforting reminder of the pungent, salty mixture of semen from strange men spraying over her face? I wonder if this woman is really sincere in saying she has given up her lifestyle?
It is said you can tell someone by their fruit. If you don't believe me just because I decorate my face on occasions is up to you. But the verse below should answer your statement:

Proverbs 4:23
Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.

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Default Re: Hello - 03-15-2012, 04:30 PM

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It is said you can tell someone by their fruit. If you don't believe me just because I decorate my face on occasions is up to you. But the verse below should answer your statement:

Proverbs 4:23
Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.

Being a prostitute has no eternal values. But fighting for their salvation does.
You'll have to get used to a lack of trust with your background. I mean, your people persecuted and killed 6 million jews! Think about that before "decorating" yourself tonight (or getting 24 men to decorate you, more likely).
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Default Re: Hello - 03-15-2012, 05:10 PM

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It is said you can tell someone by their fruit. If you don't believe me just because I decorate my face on occasions is up to you. But the verse below should answer your statement:

Proverbs 4:23
Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.

Being a prostitute has no eternal values. But fighting for their salvation does.
Do you enjoy openly rejecting the Bible, substituting your own theology?

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9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array
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Originally Posted by 1 Peter 3:3
3Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
The Bible is clear on this: makeup is an abomination. We are temples to the Lord, just as He built us. We are not to be renovating His construction. Basically what you're saying is that you know better than God, that you can do a better job of presenting yourself than He already did, which is blasphemy.


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Default Re: Hello - 03-15-2012, 11:33 PM

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You'll have to get used to a lack of trust with your background. I mean, your people persecuted and killed 6 million jews! Think about that before "decorating" yourself tonight (or getting 24 men to decorate you, more likely).
I needn't bother trying to convince you I'm truthful... I've already tried.
6 million? Where'd you get that fact from?
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Default Re: Hello - 03-15-2012, 11:47 PM

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The Bible is clear on this: makeup is an abomination. We are temples to the Lord, just as He built us. We are not to be renovating His construction. Basically what you're saying is that you know better than God, that you can do a better job of presenting yourself than He already did, which is blasphemy.
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Default Re: Hello - 03-17-2012, 12:32 AM

Finally I did something with my hair! I know I can't go on forever without make up (perhaps wear it to events and meetups), Since of course I've decided to start heeding your advice more, I found that having no make up didn't quite suit the hair I had.
Time for a change!
I'm at my grandma's today and she'll be showing us some awesome sites and I can't wait!
I should stop there. I talk a lot when I get overexcited.
When I arrived she called me her little princess, Dr. Ernest C. Ville, thank you so much. I don't think I would've heard that otherwise.


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Default Re: Hello - 03-17-2012, 03:43 AM

Hello everybody!

Like what I've done with my hair? That is what I look without make up.
Anyway I've figured that this thread has stayed on the front page of the forum for far too long. So it's time to move on.
I've one question though, when I was out shopping with Mum and Grandma I decided to check out a shoe store. Upon coming out I saw this guy spraying graffiti on a wall so I told him he was evil and he was going to hell. In response he threw his can at me and chased me to the main street where there was thankfully a lot of people.
Was I right to do that?
Now I only want ONE True Christian to answer this. After that this thread will no longer be looked at nor posted on by me.

I think enough have people have met me. See you soon.
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Default Re: Hello - 03-17-2012, 03:45 AM

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I saw this guy spraying graffiti on a wall so I told him he was evil and he was going to hell. In response he threw his can at me and chased me to the main street where there was thankfully a lot of people.
That's quite a story.


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Default Re: Hello - 03-17-2012, 07:05 AM

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Hello everybody!

Like what I've done with my hair? That is what I look without make up.
Anyway I've figured that this thread has stayed on the front page of the forum for far too long. So it's time to move on.
I've one question though, when I was out shopping with Mum and Grandma I decided to check out a shoe store. Upon coming out I saw this guy spraying graffiti on a wall so I told him he was evil and he was going to hell. In response he threw his can at me and chased me to the main street where there was thankfully a lot of people.
Was I right to do that?
Now I only want ONE True Christian to answer this. After that this thread will no longer be looked at nor posted on by me.

I think enough have people have met me. See you soon.
Yes, you were right to scold that young man, but you should have also quoted some scripture to him, something like:

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I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
Romans 12: 1-2


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Default Re: Hello - 03-17-2012, 11:40 PM

It was a brave thing that you did.


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Default Re: Hello - 03-18-2012, 06:25 AM

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It was a brave thing that you did.
I think I should keep posting in this thread as I can't post threads anywhere else.

Thank you, I think you guys are having an affect on me, which is probably why I did it. But since I didn't quote scripture I've learnt there's much for me to learn.
So if anyone knows of any threads or sermons that you think may help me, I'm open.

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Default Re: Hello - 03-18-2012, 06:48 AM

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I think I should keep posting in this thread as I can't post threads anywhere else.

Thank you, I think you guys are having an affect on me, which is probably why I did it. But since I didn't quote scripture I've learnt there's much for me to learn.
So if anyone knows of any threads or sermons that you think may help me, I'm open.

Thank you
Karen dear, you may read as many threads in all of our other forums as you like, and you may post in them as well. But as Unsaved Trash, you may not start threads in any other sub forum except this one.

So feel free to read and post as much as you like in any thread on our Holy forum, except for the male only forums. I do hope you stay with us learn all you can about our Lord.


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