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Hello -
03-19-2012, 02:04 AM
My name is Jacob Fortson.
I live in Ohio in a white suburb lacking all black trash or hell-bound homosexuals!
The bible verse of my choosing is:
"For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil." Ecclesiastes 12:14
I attend First Baptist Church of Milford, Ohio,
I am excited to be here to assist my journey with Christ!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hello -
03-19-2012, 02:06 AM
Welcome to God's favorite forum, Jacob. How old are you? You know Pastor Duttry? Did he ever tell you that he cheats at golf?
Long story.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello -
03-19-2012, 02:15 AM
Yes, I know Pastor Duttry. How have you had the pleasure of his company?
But I am a 31 year old male, currently single, but I am searching for a deserving woman to wed.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hello -
03-19-2012, 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by LordIsMercy
But I am a 31 year old male, currently single, but I am searching for a deserving woman to wed.
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31 years old and still unmarried? What's wrong with you? You should be a grandfather by now!
You're not a damned joo I hope.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello -
03-19-2012, 02:29 AM
Of course I'm not a damned joo!
Hence why I said "currently single." I am looking for wife number 3, and I have been blessed with 4 children, all of which are boys and my oldest is almost to the age of providing me with grandchildren!
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Location: VT--the Green Mountain State
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Re: Hello -
03-19-2012, 02:34 AM
Hi Jake,
I am lookin", too. Would you PM me with some recent pics and your 2012 1040.
YIC,
Robbie
Last edited by Roberta; 03-19-2012 at 02:34 AM.
Reason: typo
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Anti La Leche League Organizer
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Re: Hello -
03-19-2012, 02:35 AM
Oh, the kids don't live with you, do they?
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Re: Hello -
03-19-2012, 02:40 AM
Would you be willing, even though I am still "unsaved trash" and not yet reached the True Christian™ level?
But yes, I keep my children close to me so I can make sure to beat the evil out of them if needed!
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Re: Hello -
03-20-2012, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by LordIsMercy
My name is Jacob Fortson.
I live in Ohio in a white suburb lacking all black trash or hell-bound homosexuals!
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Why do you hate Negroes and think yourself superior to them? Are you a bigot?
Where does God say in the Bible that you should hate Negroes? Chapter and verse, please.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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