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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 03:46 AM
Well its not MY will to be "property".
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09-23-2006, 03:51 AM
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You think that your will actually matters?
Jesus don't care about it, and neither do we.
If He says you're property, then by His holy grace, that's what you are!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-23-2006, 03:57 AM
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Lookie here, Missie! You have only ONE job in life. Produce one warrior per year for JESUS to kill mudslums with, and cook and clean.
Turn off that computer and get in the kitchen so you can learn to cook!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 04:52 AM
I can make a mean pot of mac and cheese.
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09-23-2006, 12:08 PM
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I can make a mean pot of mac and cheese.
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I'm not sure why you would boast about putting marijuana (nigra weed) into a Godly Kraft product like macaroni and cheese....
Can you make a rabbit casserole?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 02:43 PM
I did mean MACARONI and cheese, but I can't make much else, and so what if I can't? If I marry my boyfriend, hes a pretty good cook, and theres an invention called chinese takeout and burger king until I get better.
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09-23-2006, 03:02 PM
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I did mean MACARONI and cheese, but I can't make much else, and so what if I can't? If I marry my boyfriend, hes a pretty good cook, and theres an invention called chinese takeout and burger king until I get better.
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Forget your EMO boyfriend. There is no chinese takeout in Yemen, so you better learn to slaughter and butcher goats and cats REAL FAST.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 03:26 PM
What are you talking about?
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09-23-2006, 03:30 PM
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What are you talking about?
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I am talking about your new arab husband in Yemen who will expect you to wear a chador http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chador
and cook goat meat and garlic all day long.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 03:35 PM
Why are you selling me to him? WHERE ARE YOU DISSCUSSING THIS?
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09-23-2006, 03:40 PM
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Why are you selling me to him? WHERE ARE YOU DISSCUSSING THIS?
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(1) for money to spread JESUS' word. (2) On the phone.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 10:10 PM
I wouldn't be suprised if this forum was all a big joke, a prank to scare people, NORMAL people. You better stop this right now!
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09-23-2006, 11:05 PM
Pastor Pistle, you are truly a Godly man, finding a husband for this wayward girl.
If only she would appreciate it more. Maybe she'll settle down after the birth of her fourth child or so.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 04:15 AM
This is all a big prank! I know it!
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09-24-2006, 05:13 AM
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This is all a big prank! I know it!
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Do you mean that you think hundreds of people are conspiring to fool YOU? What would be the point? We have been the sword and shield of GOD since 1612.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-24-2006, 05:15 AM
This whole get married to dude thing is a big prank. I wouldn't be suprised.
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09-24-2006, 05:19 AM
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This whole get married to dude thing is a big prank. I wouldn't be suprised.
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Oh, THAT. Well, Ahmed wasn't interested, so it doesn't matter. Fourteen is WAAAY too old for an Arab. Maybe a Chinese would like you. Those old guys in Hong-Kong with gold teeth that spit betel nut juice all day have a lot of cash.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 05:29 AM
See? Its a prank.
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09-24-2006, 05:32 AM
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See? Its a prank.
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We are Christians. We don't joke.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 05:34 AM
You stop before I call the police or something! Locking kids in closets and selling people! STONING PEOPLE!
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