World's First Throuple Married in Godless Massachusetts

Pastor Ezekiel

THIS was bound to happen. First they allow the gay marriege, now they allow 3 bold-baced pervert lezbeans to marry, next it will be a man marrying his cocker spaniel (like Charles Darwin did; You can look it up!).

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Married lesbian trio from Massachusetts expecting first child together
'Throuple' Brynn, Doll and Kitten Young tied the knot in Aug. 2013 and have decided expand their family through in vitro fertilization.

Three women and a baby!

A married lesbian trio from Mass. is expecting its first child.

Brynn, Doll and Kitten Young - who claim to the only "throuple" in the world - are expecting their newborn in just 3 months time.

Doll, 30, and Brynn, 32, had been together for 2-and-a-half years when they decided to spice up their relationship with an additional partner.

Smitten after meeting Kitten, 27, through a threesomes' website, they decided to tie the knot to each other last August.

And, after undergoing IVF with an unknown sperm donor, the youngest of the group is now with child.

"The three of us have always wanted kids and wanted to grow our family," Kitten, who like Doll took IT expert Brynn's surname because she is the main breadwinner, told The Sun.

"We decided that I'd be the one to carry the babies because I'd like to be a full-time mom," she added.

Massachusetts became, in 2004, the first state to legalize same-sex marriage. It does not allow polygamy, however, meaning the trio's marriage is not officially recognized.

Despite this, they claim their union is the real deal.

"In our eyes we are married. We had specialist lawyers draw up paperwork so our assets are equally divided," said Brynn.

"I cried watching Doll and Kitten walk down the aisle towards me with their dads. After we said our vows, Doll and Kitten kissed me first then each other," she added.

The trio share a bed and have sex together as well as in pairs, with Brynn working a 40-hour week to bring home the money, Doll doing the cooking and Kitten the cleaning.

Pastor Isaac Peters

Oh, sure, let's keep redefining marriage until it no longer has any meaning at all. If God had wanted those people to be a "throuple," one of them would be a man:

[2 Samuel 12:8 KJV] 8 And I gave thee thy master's house, and thy master's wives into thy bosom, and gave thee the house of Israel and of Judah; and if [that had been] too little, I would moreover have given unto thee such and such things.

Nobar King

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read. Next we will hear that they have lesbian preggo porn movie to buy.

Freddy Osborne

Not that it makes a difference to God, but I think the big one could be a dude.

Everyone knows those polygamists are sneaky.

Alvin Moss

These are godless Yankees, but still, it sets a bad precedent.

We expected an attack on this front from the wicked Mormans, not the homosexuals. I see things have gone farther than expected. Next, they will be wanting to marry up with goats and horses.

In these end times, we can expect much worse, I am sure.

Bjorn Jensen

The Yankees started by attacking us (including the confederate enclave of Freehold) with violence and mass murder. Now, they have instead changed to something much worse, which is to directly attack the moral values of this Christian nation. Its a kind of psychological warfare. Gay marriage, pornography, tolerance of bestiality etc is all because of the Yankees, they are the ones who started it all, they hated us then and they hate us now.

A Follower

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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Oh, sure, let's keep redefining marriage until it no longer has any meaning at all. If God had wanted those people to be a "throuple," one of them would be a man:

[2 Samuel 12:8 KJV] 8 And I gave thee thy master's house, and thy master's wives into thy bosom, and gave thee the house of Israel and of Judah; and if [that had been] too little, I would moreover have given unto thee such and such things.

It's important to realize that a marriage is always between one man and one woman. Of course a man can have multiple marriages (in the circumstances the Bible describes), just like a man can own multiple cars, but that never implies that the wives are also somehow married to each other, just like one car can't own another car, in both cases their entire relation that all are owned by the same man.

Johny Joe Hold

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Originally Posted by A Follower

It's important to realize that a marriage is always between one man and one woman. Of course a man can have multiple marriages (in the circumstances the Bible describes), just like a man can own multiple cars, but that never implies that the wives are also somehow married to each other, just like one car can't own another car, in both cases their entire relation that all are owned by the same man.

I agree A Follower, we can not be sloppy with God's rules. One man and more than one wife is not homerism. One man and wives married to each other is where the abomination kicks in.