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"Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and viciousness -
06-05-2010, 03:20 AM
Ladies, you may have heard that there is an " anti-rape condom" that has been invented. You might even think it's a good idea. Well, it isn't.
This device was invented in South Africa, the nation with the world's highest rate of rape, and therefore the darling of every liberal. "Oh, to be raped by Nelson Mandela" say the liberals of the world. Liberals sure love The Continent Where Rape Is How They Say "Hello", yet for some reason they don't move there.
This makes the anti-rape-condom the 2nd thing Africans have invented in all of history, the first being peanut butter, a stealth weapon that kills children with choking and allergies.
Forget that the thing is far too big, it was designed for black women, after all. No doubt there will eventually be a version for white women which will be one tenth the diameter. (Asian women can just use pins).
The real problem: anyone with a functioning (that is, non-liberal) brain can figure out the obvious design flaw with the above condom: it doesn't keep the penis out of the vagina. Therefore it doesn't protect women from becoming sluts. A one-thrust slut is just as much a slut as any other.
In fact, once the rapist has thrust inside, he will quickly realize he can't withdraw. Congradulations feminist, you now have an an insanely angry and vengeful rapist literally stuck to you. After he's done choking you to death, I assume he'll use the knife he was threatening you with to cut out the sticky part of you, so he can carry it off like a Fleshlight™ made of actual flesh.
Heck, it would be a great way to prove you're not a virgin. "Dude, she's outta your league, she'd never put out with a dweeb like you!" "Oh yeah? Check out THIS!"
Oh, that's the other thing. Rape usually doesn't happen with a wild rabid man jumping out from a bush and raping a woman like an animal. I can't speak from much experience, but humans usually get what they want by making threats until they get compliance. IE, they don't take your clothes off, they point a weapon at you and tell you to take your own darn clothes off. (The fact that we're raping you is proof that we've had a hard day at work, we don't want MORE work). Well, unless you're using some nuns-only design, there's a way to remove an anti-rape condom.
Oh, did I mention that even if the rapist doesn't kill you in his rage, you'll still get AIDS due to the bloody mess?
A simple razor blade across the hole, which would slice the thrusting penis in two, would be effective. Strangely, the feminazis didn't design it this way. I assume this is because, deep down inside, they all secretly want a rapacious negro stuck inside them.
Jesus has already given women the perfect anti-rape device: it's called the Bible and it tells girls to wear clothes, stay sober, and stay inside unless you're grocery shopping.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-05-2010, 03:46 AM
I have a much better anti-rape device:
The above is for home, this one is more car-friendly:
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-05-2010, 03:51 AM
Very nice Sister,
My anti-rape device
Nobody touches 'mom' if she doesn't want to be touched.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-05-2010, 04:48 AM
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Very nice Sister,
My anti-rape device
Nobody touches 'mom' if she doesn't want to be touched.
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That poor thing appears to be in the advanced stages of rabies, er, I mean demon possession (to put it into the language landovarians can uderstand.)
Yours hoping you'll do the right thing for Old Yeller,
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-05-2010, 05:10 AM
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That poor thing appears to be in the advanced stages of rabies, er, I mean demon possession (to put it into the language landovarians can uderstand.)
Yours hoping you'll do the right thing for Old Yeller,
Sam
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No that's defencive bark. Rottweilers have big lips which makes them rather slobbery. The one nasty thing about the breed.
Not my dog, but are you going to come at me with this telling you to back off?
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-05-2010, 06:00 AM
Eeeww! To use that thing I would have to . . . touch . . .myself . . . down . . . . . you know. . . there.
I don't do that-- ever.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-12-2010, 05:34 PM
I understand completely, Sister HM.
I consulted with Brother Jeb about this vexing problem and proposed a solution. He wholeheartedly agreed.
I ordered several cases on the new device and next Wednesday morning I am opening a kiosk in the Landover Mall to market them. I am going to offer a complete service - Sales, Installation, and Weekly Adjustments, if needed.
Please drop by at, say, 9:00 A.M. that morning, and I will satisfy your needs for this vital protection.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-12-2010, 05:43 PM
Sister Cookie and I are discussing a solution that involves some surgical suturing materials, minimal sewing skills and some local anesthetic -- lots and lots of anesthetic.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-12-2010, 07:00 PM
They could always take the obvious way, and not dress like provocative whores.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-13-2010, 12:52 AM
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Sister Cookie and I are discussing a solution that involves some surgical suturing materials, minimal sewing skills and some local anesthetic -- lots and lots of anesthetic.
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I do think, Miss Maiden, this might be just the "kick-off" project we need to get the Ladies of Landover Sewing Circle up and running again.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
06-13-2010, 01:09 AM
Since only women of suspect morals are raped, I would think the only women who would need to be protected from unwanted advances would be former sluts that are trying to change their whorish ways. As we all know, unrepentant sluts cannot be raped as they are always looking for sex.
On the rare occasion that a loose woman has decided to mend her ways, a device like this would be a better idea in my opinion, as it would prevent any and all penetration.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and viciousness -
12-28-2011, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
A simple razor blade across the hole, which would slice the thrusting penis in two, would be effective. Strangely, the feminazis didn't design it this way. I assume this is because, deep down inside, they all secretly want a rapacious negro stuck inside them.
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They redesigned it, but it still looks too "sticky". Besides, that spike could go into a great big negro urethra without him even noticing.
Also, even negros know how to pull a cord.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and viciousness -
12-29-2011, 09:30 PM
I'm going to check with my patent lawyers about a pro-rape condom. It's basically just a large thimble. Kills the sensation just like a normal condom, but you only have to use it for the first thrust. Maybe there could be a plastic bag of pepper spray (or acid?) on the outside, so that if she's wearing an anti-rape condom, the bag is punctured and she gets, shall we say, "stimulated".
I've given thought as to what the feminists will do next in our prophylactic arms race, but of course I don't want to give them any ideas.
Come to think of it, I could skip the patenting stage, I could just sell re-packaged thimbles in Asia. Anyone want to invest?
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and viciousness -
01-04-2012, 08:36 PM
We Christian women have much better anti-rape devices: lady like clothes and our husbands and fathers to protect us.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and vicious -
01-04-2012, 08:40 PM
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Eeeww! To use that thing I would have to . . . touch . . .myself . . . down . . . . . you know. . . there.
I don't do that-- ever.
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It's a sickly thought, isn't it. If you've touched yourself, there's really no point in preventing the rape-you're already impure. It seems to defeat the purpose, doesn't it?
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and viciousness -
06-07-2013, 12:35 AM
I don't agree with these "condoms" because I'm a pacifist, but until rape is eliminated in society, it is good to take some precautions, like carrying a gun, as mentioned above. Even still, precautions like wearing non-provocative clothing and not going out alone don't change much, statistically. Over 60% of rapes happen within a mile of the home, or in the home.
Also, what's with the racism? I'm fairly certain that isn't necessary.
Same deal with the sexism. No need for that.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and viciousness -
06-07-2013, 12:37 AM
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I don't agree with these "condoms" because I'm a pacifist, but until rape is eliminated in society, it is good to take some precautions, like carrying a gun, as mentioned above. Even still, precautions like wearing non-provocative clothing and not going out alone don't change much, statistically. Over 60% of rapes happen within a mile of the home, or in the home.
Also, what's with the racism? I'm fairly certain that isn't necessary.
Same deal with the sexism. No need for that.
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and viciousness -
06-07-2013, 03:11 AM
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and viciousness -
06-08-2013, 06:38 AM
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We Christian women have much better anti-rape devices: lady like clothes and our husbands and fathers to protect us.
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Very true. Aside from the fact that most women that 'get raped' were asking for it, the best protection was outlined in the bible, long, long before any kind of silly prophylactics were thought up by silly satanist groups masquerading as humanists pretending to have your best interests in mind.
See 1 Timothy 2:9 and 1 Peter 3:3
Furthermore, I don't see how or why the blacks get raped anyways. I know it happens, but it's beyond me. Pretty depraved...
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Re: "Anti-Rape Condoms" - proof of feminist stupidity and viciousness -
06-09-2013, 01:24 PM
My biggest concern with those "condoms" is that they interfere with the South Africa Corrective Rape Initiative (SACRI). SACRI is a Christian Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) initiative to eradicate homosexuality in South Africa by the year 2020.
There is no risk that SACRI increase the number of abortion excuses. If it's corrective rape, the female body have a mechanism to shut the whole thing down, and focus the energy on converting into mainstream.
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