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PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-21-2006, 06:03 AM
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-21-2006, 10:08 AM
Shocking! I bet the lezbeans are trying to figure out how to genetically modify themselves as we speak!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-21-2006, 03:33 PM
That's just another example of a woman doing something that she hasn't been given permission to do. The fact it's a jap lizard makes it all the more believable.
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-21-2006, 05:07 PM
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"Essentially what we have here is a 'virgin birth' and, because the eggs were laid back in May, the incubating eggs could hatch around Christmas time. We will be on the look out for shepherds, wise men and an unusually bright star in the sky over Chester Zoo."
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Blasphemy!
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"Theoretically a female Komodo dragon in the wild could swim to a new island and then establish an new population of dragons," said Mr Buley.
"The genetics of this type of parthenogenesis in lizards means that all her hatchlings would have to be male. These would grow up to mate with their own mother and therefore, within one generation, there would potentially be a population able to reproduce normally on the new island."
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I'm speechless.
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Sex determination is analogous to that of mammals, the difference being that the lizard's sex chromosomes are W and Z and it is the males, not females (as with humans) which have two of the same type of sex chromosome while the females have one W and one Z. Thus with parthenogenesis, each egg only gets half of the mother's genetic material (that is a W or a Z chromosome, but not both) so only females are produced.
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Didn't it just say only males would be produced (above)? These scienticians are contradicting themselves!
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If a human virgin birth could occur, Jesus should have been a girl, not a boy, because all his genes must have come from Mary. She would only have the genetic wherewithal - in humans, a bundle of genes called the X chromosome - to make a female.
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Now the scienticians are claiming Jesus was a bull dyke?! The Drag King of God?
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-23-2006, 05:13 PM
This is sickening. A lizard sodomizes itself and scienterrorists compare it to the Blessed Virgin? I don't mean to come off sounding like a Catlicker... but the blasphemy here is unbelievable.
Let us pray that God sends all involved--human and reptile alike--to the everlasting fire as soon as He sees fit. I know animals don't have souls, but couldn't an exception be made just this once?
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-23-2006, 05:16 PM
Well, all Right. But please do take it easy on the Snails, Pastor - just until we have proof positive that SweetBabyJesus™ was not one.
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-23-2006, 05:18 PM
Oh, my GOD, Sister Virginia! My Name is Sue - how do you do!
I mean to say, my Name is Sue and I'm a Christaholic too!
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-23-2006, 05:29 PM
I'm doing quite well, thank you! And you?
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-23-2006, 05:39 PM
Oh my GOD, Sister Virginia, just imagine the amazing coincidence: Both of us Christaholics - and at this time of year, too!!!
Listen, I must pencil you to come over sometime to swap Crucifixion stories. Wasn't it Scripture which told us that while He was up on His Cross in His Diaper in His Misery that He could look down and see His Own House? So, what do YOU think He was thinking at that time? Might it have been:
1) Damn! I forgot to let the Dog out today!?
or maybe
2) I know darn well I forgot to turn Mr. Coffee off, and my Father will never Forgive Me!!!
I look forward to many more fun and Christian discussions with you, Dear Sister. (Another "Christaholic"! Imagine!)
PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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I'm doing quite well, thank you! And you?
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-23-2006, 05:57 PM
Oh, this is just wonderful! A Christoholics Anonymous gathering just for us Landover Ladies... I would be honored. Honored!
If you ask me, he was probably cackling with delight at the thought of the noxious sulfur and roiling flames that awaited his Jew executioners. But who knows? Maybe GWB can ask him next time they converse.
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-23-2006, 06:11 PM
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Oh, this is just wonderful! A Christoholics Anonymous gathering just for us Landover Ladies... I would be honored. Honored!
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GLOWry, Sister! Praise Bee!
Yes; I think we Ladies deserve something Special here at Landover Baptist, especially during this Stressful CHRISTMAS Season. (It's ending soon - I think sometime in mid-January). Those Men have their Promise Weepers room (wait! I think they changed that to "Promise Enforcers") - so we need a place to go have a nice LadyLike Cry now and again - don't you agree?
Like, what if we wanted a Hot Pink Victoria's Secretions pegnoir and got, instead, a tacky bubble-gum-pinkish color, and when we went back to exchange it, no one was at the Service Desk! And if we put this in "General Church Fellowship".....!
Oh these Men of ours! They just don't understand all we go through to be a Christian Lady!!!
(Well, we could put this stuff in Mrs. Betty Bowers' thread, but One Never Knows, does one? when, out of nowhere at all, Mrs. Betty just might turn around and Bitch one....
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
12-24-2006, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
If you ask me, he was probably cackling with delight at the thought of the noxious sulfur and roiling flames that awaited his Jew executioners. But who knows? Maybe GWB can ask him next time they converse.
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Plausible though that sounds, as ever, the answer is to be found in Scripture:
Matthew 27:46 And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
There you go: He was wondering why His God, who is, was, and always shall be Himself, had forsaken Him. What could be clearer than that?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: PROOF THAT REPTILES ARE SATANIC! -
05-16-2009, 01:16 AM
I know snails aren't reptiles, but after watching this video you will have no doubt about them being controlled by the devil:
I haven't seen any of these in the zoo, but I'll be more careful from now on.
Ack!
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