Obama funds 16,000 scientific research grants:The economic stimulus plan could fund 16,000 scientific research grants that otherwise would not be funded, Speaker Nancy Pelosi said following a tour this morning of the Mission Bay campus of the University of California San Francisco....
Let's see if we can list a few of the things are going to be invented thanks to these grants.
Killbots, more
Satanic Stargates, more
half-cow mutants, fake
human flesh for cannibals, weird
blind-fish weirdness, 800-year old
super-geezers....Just to name a few.
And guess who is not among those 16,000 grants: both of our expetitions to find Noah's Ark, all three of our expeditions to find the Tower of Babel, our demonstration Noah's Arc, our expedition to find the Garden of Eden and the
angels with flaming swords that guard it eternally, and our post-flood simulation (in which we planned to dam off and drain a bit of the ocean and then introduce two of each kind of animal, to find out how they florished after the flood).
Also our plan to drill a hole to down hell and insert a probe to study it - the perfect definition of a shovel-ready project - has not been funded.
Also our experiment that involved shooting down a star in order to simulate the effects of when the stars falling to earth (
Revelation 9:1), with it's dual purpose of also furthering missile defense - not given a penny. Same for our expedition to find the bottomless pit in
Rev. 9:1.
Many Christian Scientists wanted to peer-review and do their own experiments on
these diabetes cures, as well as
John McCain's AIDS cure, but did not get any money.
There where even some germunists who responded to
our challenge - they didn't get funding because germunism would be further discredited by their failure.
Our plan to put weather stations outside gay bars to prove gays cause global warming - rejected by the agenda-oriented, anti-science Obama administration.
Any funds for the
creationism museum? None.
Pelosi toured a stem cell lab...
“I wish that all my colleagues could have walked the labs with me,” Pelosi said. “What they would have seen is a vision of the future.”
A vision of a world where babies are murdered for the entertainment of guests. Chilling.
That grant, though far from certain, would allow Gladstone researcher Dr. Warner Greene to focus on a method of blocking the interaction of the virus responsible for AIDS and a protein found to increase infectivity 100,000 fold, Gladstone’s Mahley later said.
So they plan to use MY tax dollars to thwart God's will, and allow homosexuals and sluts the freedom to commit their sins with impunity.
While touring the Gladstone stem cell lab, Pelosi viewed embryonic stem cells through a microscope and “beating” cardiac cells that were reprogrammed from a 36-year-old heart disease patient’s skin cells.
They ripped out a man's still-beating heart just to give Pelosi something to look at. Neo-Azteks, that's what they are.
“The last eight years it was between faith or science,” Pelosi told a packed hall of UCSF students, scientists and staff after her tour. “We’re saying science is an answer for our prayers.”
If you say your prayers in the Church of Satan!