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Unhappy Obama stimulates playing God, while ignoring creation science! - 04-18-2009, 08:53 PM

Obama funds 16,000 scientific research grants:
The economic stimulus plan could fund 16,000 scientific research grants that otherwise would not be funded, Speaker Nancy Pelosi said following a tour this morning of the Mission Bay campus of the University of California San Francisco....
Let's see if we can list a few of the things are going to be invented thanks to these grants. Killbots, more Satanic Stargates, more half-cow mutants, fake human flesh for cannibals, weird blind-fish weirdness, 800-year old super-geezers....Just to name a few.

And guess who is not among those 16,000 grants: both of our expetitions to find Noah's Ark, all three of our expeditions to find the Tower of Babel, our demonstration Noah's Arc, our expedition to find the Garden of Eden and the angels with flaming swords that guard it eternally, and our post-flood simulation (in which we planned to dam off and drain a bit of the ocean and then introduce two of each kind of animal, to find out how they florished after the flood).

Also our plan to drill a hole to down hell and insert a probe to study it - the perfect definition of a shovel-ready project - has not been funded.

Also our experiment that involved shooting down a star in order to simulate the effects of when the stars falling to earth (Revelation 9:1), with it's dual purpose of also furthering missile defense - not given a penny. Same for our expedition to find the bottomless pit in Rev. 9:1.

Many Christian Scientists wanted to peer-review and do their own experiments on these diabetes cures, as well as John McCain's AIDS cure, but did not get any money.

There where even some germunists who responded to our challenge - they didn't get funding because germunism would be further discredited by their failure.

Our plan to put weather stations outside gay bars to prove gays cause global warming - rejected by the agenda-oriented, anti-science Obama administration.

Any funds for the creationism museum? None.
Pelosi toured a stem cell lab...
“I wish that all my colleagues could have walked the labs with me,” Pelosi said. “What they would have seen is a vision of the future.”
A vision of a world where babies are murdered for the entertainment of guests. Chilling.
That grant, though far from certain, would allow Gladstone researcher Dr. Warner Greene to focus on a method of blocking the interaction of the virus responsible for AIDS and a protein found to increase infectivity 100,000 fold, Gladstone’s Mahley later said.
So they plan to use MY tax dollars to thwart God's will, and allow homosexuals and sluts the freedom to commit their sins with impunity.
While touring the Gladstone stem cell lab, Pelosi viewed embryonic stem cells through a microscope and “beating” cardiac cells that were reprogrammed from a 36-year-old heart disease patient’s skin cells.
They ripped out a man's still-beating heart just to give Pelosi something to look at. Neo-Azteks, that's what they are.
“The last eight years it was between faith or science,” Pelosi told a packed hall of UCSF students, scientists and staff after her tour. “We’re saying science is an answer for our prayers.”
If you say your prayers in the Church of Satan!


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Default Re: Obama stimulates playing God, while ignoring creation science - 04-19-2009, 04:43 AM

Worse yet, they have not put the unicorn (Num 22:23) on the endangered species list. When is the last time you've seen one of these? Same with cockatrices (Jer 8:17.) Yet they have put mice and owls on that list. I've seen lots of mice and owls. In fact, I have seen owls catch and eat mice. Nary a unicorn or cockatrice.


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Default Re: Obama stimulates playing God, while ignoring creation science - 04-19-2009, 06:10 AM

Gay people cause global warming?
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Default Re: Obama stimulates playing God, while ignoring creation science - 04-19-2009, 10:57 AM

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Gay people cause global warming?
I would show you the peer-reviewed experiments that prove it, but Obama cut the funding.

This is where the money is going instead: British scientists have developed a therapy to cure the most common form of blindness, ("macular degeneration" they call it, though MORAL DEGENERATION is the true cause of Blindness) using embryonic stem cells - the mutilated remains of murdered children.
Under the new treatment, embryonic stem cells are transformed into replicas of the missing cells. They are then placed on an artificial membrane which is inserted in the back of the retina.
Make that "the back of the retina of heathenistic Godless pagans", because I feel 100% certain that no Godfearing Christian is going to allow these innocent dead baby parts to be injected into their eyeballs! And besides, no Christian would want to thwart the will of the LORD:

"Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?" -- Exodus 4:11

God chose to make blind people blind. Why? As a punishment for failing to obey the Old Testement's laws:

"The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart." -- Deuteronomy 28:28

King David, a good Christian role model from the Bible, hated blind people so much he wanted them killed:

"And David said on that day, Whosoever ... smiteth ... the blind that are hated of David's soul, he shall be chief and captain. Wherefore they said, The blind and the lame shall not come into the house." -- 2 Samuel 5:8

And liberals want us to sacerifice our children to these people?
Embryonic stem cells have the ability to develop into all types of body tissue.
ALL TYPES. Including the buttocks. Now we know Obama's true agenda - to give white women negro-sized "booty" to reward his butt-craving ACORN legions. Then he'll give white homos negro-sized sinful parts, so that that can recruit your children into homosexuality with even more devestating efficiency.


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Default Re: Obama stimulates playing God, while ignoring creation science - 05-17-2009, 02:13 AM

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Worse yet, they have not put the unicorn (Num 22:23) on the endangered species list. When is the last time you've seen one of these? Same with cockatrices (Jer 8:17.)
There shouldn't even be an endangered list because there's no such thing as extinction - God can bring back the dodos or dinosaurs any moment He wants to. "Extinct" species are just creatures God became bored with, and "endangered" species are ones he's rapibly losing interest in.

"Exctinction is forever"? Not if you believe in our allmighty LORD.


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