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Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 12:39 AM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...e-species.html
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In our world, males are rather essential to the survival of the species. But ants can get along just fine without them.
Scientists have discovered that one species of tropical ant is exclusively female.
Young are produced by cloning the queen, and the babies are always girls.
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Quite the clever little ant, eh?
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Reproduction without sex is fairly common in the ant world, but the Mycocepurus smithii is the first known to have dispensed with males altogether.
The phenomenon takes the stress out of finding a mate and may help keep the peace in colonies, the scientists believe.
They were first drawn to Mycocepurus smithii by its skill at cultivating various different fungal crops for food. Closer inspection raised questions about the ants' sex life, or lack of it.
Anna Himler, of the University of Arizona, said: 'When we started to study this species more closely, we just weren't finding any males.
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The animal kingdom gets it!
So there you go.
Here you are takling about how important you men are in the role of propagating the species.....EVOLUTION of these ants shows that hey, males might not even be necessary in many years to come!
So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.
Although I, personally, wouldn't really like to see men go....I rather like the services a man's able to perform....though don't quote me on that
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 01:06 AM
Don't you wish, Van Hellbound. You feminazi witches have been hoping that the monkey-worshiping scientists cook up something in their satanic laboratories to replace Men for years now, but it just cannot happen. GOD created Men, and He gave us women as our subjects. You can throw all the hissyfits you want, but God's Law is what counts, not Darwin's lies!
Maybe you should ask those scientists to find a cure for thunderthighs instead.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Here you are takling about how important you men are in the role of propagating the species.....EVOLUTION of these ants shows that hey, males might not even be necessary in many years to come!
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Not exactly, men are indispensable:
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. Genesis 2:21-22
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So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.
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Which is why we need to "remind" women everyday of their role.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Don't you wish, Van Hellbound. You feminazi witches have been hoping that the monkey-worshiping scientists cook up something in their satanic laboratories to replace Men for years now, but it just cannot happen. GOD created Men, and He gave us women as our subjects. You can throw all the hissyfits you want, but God's Law is what counts, not Darwin's lies!
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Bahahahaha.... I struck a nerve there, did I?
The above I posted isn't just speculation, it's pure fact. Anyone can go observe these ants and see for themselves that there are no males in the colonies. They reproduce by cloning themselves with a type of fungus (also female, I think).
What do have on your side but speculation, eh?
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Maybe you should ask those scientists to find a cure for thunderthighs instead.
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Hahahaha...no insecurities there for me! With the amount of exercise I make sure I get, my thighs are completely toned, not an inch of spare flesh. Thus, it'd appear the cure to thunderthighs already exists, silly....working out!
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by John Bois Ward
Not exactly, men are indispensable:
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. Genesis 2:21-22
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Sorry, but I find solid, quantifiable fact (case in point, these ants) to have slightly more bearing than what a book of fairytales does or does not say.
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Which is why we need to "remind" women everyday of their role.
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Do you have a wife? I wonder what she'd think if offered the choice between being your servant, and being her own boss, with you replaced with a petrie dish?
I have a sneaking suspicion she wouldn't miss you too much....I hear TC men don't have much to boast of in the bedroom department...
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 01:22 AM
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Sorry, but I find solid, quantifiable fact (case in point, these ants) to have slightly more bearing than what a book of fairytales does or does not say.
Do you have a wife? I wonder what she'd think if offered the choice between being your servant, and being her own boss, with you replaced with a petrie dish?
I have a sneaking suspicion she wouldn't miss you too much....I hear TC men don't have much to boast of in the bedroom department...
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You can't cuddle up to a petrie dish, can you, harlot?
If there weren't any men left, who would you cook and clean for?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 01:40 AM
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You can't cuddle up to a petrie dish, can you, harlot?
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Heheheheh...I see you're grasping at straws now.
But hey, I did say I would miss men if they were to go....I don't want there to be no men...my point being that males are not indispensable.
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If there weren't any men left, who would you cook and clean for?
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Gee, I don't know, myself?
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 01:42 AM
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Reproduction without sex is fairly common in the ant world, but the Mycocepurus smithii is the first known to have dispensed with males altogether.
The phenomenon takes the stress out of finding a mate and may help keep the peace in colonies, the scientists believe.
They were first drawn to Mycocepurus smithii by its skill at cultivating various different fungal crops for food. Closer inspection raised questions about the ants' sex life, or lack of it.
Anna Himler, of the University of Arizona, said: 'When we started to study this species more closely, we just weren't finding any males.
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I find this highly suspect considering the “scientist” is a woman and most likely a lesbian. As a result, her objectivity must by questioned because she had no intention of finding any males.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 01:46 AM
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I find this highly suspect considering the “scientist” is a woman and most likely a lesbian. As a result, her objectivity must by questioned because she had no intention of finding any males.
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On your side - malicious speculation.
On my side - fact.
Sorry, but I win.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 02:52 AM
This would only be of significance if evolution were actually real...
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 03:59 AM
Anna Himler, "scientist":
Note the deviant, lying eyes.
On my side - photographic proof.
Your side - groupthink.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 04:07 AM
Oh yeah, she "might be" lying because of her eyes.
'Nuff Said.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 04:55 AM
Amen, Sister Sixtha!
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by John Bois Ward
Anna Himler, "scientist":
Note the deviant, lying eyes.
On my side - photographic proof.
Your side - groupthink.
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Nice argument. Reeeaaall compelling.
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Oh yeah, she "might be" lying because of her eyes.
'Nuff Said.
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Teehee... well said.
HB - I take it you aren't familiar with sarcasm?
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 05:43 AM
So, Rachel van Horndog, if men are not essential, does that mean you have a chance?
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04-21-2009, 06:19 AM
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So, Rachel van Horndog, if men are not essential, does that mean you have a chance?
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Umm...could you make a little more sense? Sorry.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 08:38 AM
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So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.
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The closest thing that women have done for an open "revolt" is burn a bunch of bras in the 1960's. For my part I cheered them on, and in the process thanking God that He didn't endow them with enough mental capacity to go much beyond that.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 09:55 AM
The thing about the lesbian amazon ant colony, I just don't believe it. It's probably just some feminist propaganda or something stupid from one of those satirical papers.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 12:07 PM
Mrs. Van Harlot, the Bible repeatedly says that God created woman for man, not the other way around.
On our side - God's Word
On your side - evil-utionist feminazi nonsense.
We win.
Then again, if you aspire to be like an ant, that says so much about you.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 03:25 PM
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Heheheheh...I see you're grasping at straws now.
But hey, I did say I would miss men if they were to go....I don't want there to be no men...my point being that males are not indispensable.
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Yes harlot, after all without men were would you get the babies you need to eat to keep Satan happy. You can't get babies out of petre dish.
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