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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 03:48 PM
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Umm...could you make a little more sense? Sorry.
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She's saying that if women were not dependent on men, you would have a chance of surviving, since you obviously do not and will never have any man.
And you said I wasn't familiar with sarcasm...
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 05:22 PM
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The above I posted isn't just speculation, it's pure fact. Anyone can go observe these ants and see for themselves that there are no males in the colonies.
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That's a flat-out lie. Ants are tiny little things. Have you ever seen an ant's tallywhacker? I certainly haven't. Therefore, it's just guesswork as to whether they're male or female. This sc ie ntist probably just looked at a bunch of ants, decided they were all female because they were too small to tell, and then decided that proved her theory. She may have supported it by dressing up some of the ants in lipstick and tiny ant high heels, thus adding to her damnation by causing the poor helpless male ants to deviate from God's Blessed Gender Roles.
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Anna Himler, "scientist":
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And the fact that her grandaddy was the greatest mass murderer of all time, a vicious killer who may have been responsible for the deaths of up to 100 Jews. She's just carrying on his anti-Christian mission.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-21-2009, 09:02 PM
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On our side - God's Word
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That is probably the best thing I've read on the whole internet.
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04-21-2009, 11:32 PM
AMEN SISTER!
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 12:47 AM
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That's a flat-out lie. Ants are tiny little things. Have you ever seen an ant's tallywhacker? I certainly haven't. Therefore, it's just guesswork as to whether they're male or female. This scientist probably just looked at a bunch of ants, decided they were all female because they were too small to tell, and then decided that proved her theory. She may have supported it by dressing up some of the ants in lipstick and tiny ant high heels, thus adding to her damnation by causing the poor helpless male ants to deviate from God's Blessed Gender Roles.
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Have you seen a microscope? With those you can see things invisble to the naked eye - such as bacteria and individual blood cells. With such a device, viewing an ant tallywhacker is something very easy to do. Not that one would make a habit of it, you perverted man...
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And the fact that her grandaddy was the greatest mass murderer of all time, a vicious killer who may have been responsible for the deaths of up to 100 Jews. She's just carrying on his anti-Christian mission.
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! That's just ridiculous.....
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Yes harlot, after all without men were would you get the babies you need to eat to keep Satan happy. You can't get babies out of petre dish.
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How do you think test tube babies are made? Well, they might not be in a petrie dish, but close enough...
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Mrs. Van Harlot, the Bible repeatedly says that God created woman for man, not the other way around.
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The bible is a fairytale book. If I believed what it said, I might as well believe that a wolf can swallow and devour two living people who could somehow survive the process and be cut out of its stomach with an ax...
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On our side - God's Word
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Suits me.
No, you don't.
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Then again, if you aspire to be like an ant, that says so much about you.
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I never said I wanted to get rid of men - only that this proves that men aren't indispensable to racial survival.
So there.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 12:50 AM
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I never said I wanted to get rid of men - only that this proves that men aren't indispensable to racial survival.
So there.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 12:54 AM
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 01:23 AM
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The bible is a fairytale book. If I believed what it said, I might as well believe that a wolf can swallow and devour two living people who could somehow survive the process and be cut out of its stomach with an ax...
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Why is that so hard to believe? After all, Jonah managed to survive being eating by a whale and spending 3 days and nights in its stomach. Remember, ALL things are possible through Jesus
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 02:41 AM
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Why is that so hard to believe? After all, Jonah managed to survive being eating by a whale and spending 3 days and nights in its stomach. Remember, ALL things are possible through Jesus
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Once again, both are fairytales. The only difference is that once is openly acknowledged as this, whereas people stubbornly insist on believing the other literally.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 03:58 AM
And ants aren't the only creatures to have done away with males. There are some kinds of lizards, for example, who have no males in their species, too: http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/135/3499/212
And, there's evidence to suggest that human males are slowly going extinct, as well. The Y chromosome used to carry much more genetic material thousands of years ago than it does today; the X chromosome, however, is still just as strong as it was. And there are fewer boys being born than girls. And since, thanks to new developments in science using bone marrow to create gametes (allowing women to create their own sperm and thus to reproduce), we won't really be needing you people (i.e. men) very much longer. True, your services will be missed, but given that you are all a nuisance to society and the driving force behind the death of this planet, you yourselves certainly won't be. But don't worry boys, your extinction will take quite a while: estimates indicate you'll be here to be a pain in our asses for another 100,000 years or so.
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*Gasps* Zeke, that was uncalled for!
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I never said I wanted to get rid of men - only that this proves that men aren't indispensable to racial survival.
So there.
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I always knew you were some sort of a Pagan Supremacist!
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Once again, both are fairytales. The only difference is that once is openly acknowledged as this, whereas people stubbornly insist on believing the other literally.
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You can fit a person into a whale's stomach whole. You can NOT fit two people into a wolf's stomach, even chewed up.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 04:37 AM
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And ants aren't the only creatures to have done away with males. There are some kinds of lizards, for example, who have no males in their species, too: http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/135/3499/212
And, there's evidence to suggest that human males are slowly going extinct, as well. The Y chromosome used to carry much more genetic material thousands of years ago than it does today; the X chromosome, however, is still just as strong as it was. And there are fewer boys being born than girls. And since, thanks to new developments in science using bone marrow to create gametes (allowing women to create their own sperm and thus to reproduce), we won't really be needing you people (i.e. men) very much longer. True, your services will be missed, but given that you are all a nuisance to society and the driving force behind the death of this planet, you yourselves certainly won't be. But don't worry boys, your extinction will take quite a while: estimates indicate you'll be here to be a pain in our asses for another 100,000 years or so.
*Gasps* Zeke, that was uncalled for!
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This wonderful post of Alie's deserves a bump.
See, boys?
The evidence is all against you.
Although I'm sure you'll be missed. Dildos just aren't the same.
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I always knew you were some sort of a Pagan Supremacist!
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Ladies and gentlemen, here we have Jenny.
Jenny adds 1+1.
As her answer, Jenny gets 72. *snicker*
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You can fit a person into a whale's stomach whole. You can NOT fit two people into a wolf's stomach, even chewed up.
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And how do you know that was *always* the case? Maybe wolves were bigger back then!
Although the reality of the situation is a person wouldn't survive long in a whale's stomach without the internal acids digesting them. But primitives (like the people who wrote the bible) wouldn't have known this.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 04:38 AM
Bla, bla, bla, did I miss something?
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 04:55 AM
These so-called all female species of ants and lizards are typical hoaxes created by atheistic scientists. Like Piltdown Man and the earth being older than 10,000 years, these fantasies were created to lead astray the feeble minded (children, women, mentally retarded, etc). Simple logic demonstrates that an all female species is a fallacy.
As seen in Genesis 7:2 -Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female - the male possesses the female. In other words, the female is a possession and the male is a possessor. You cannot have a possession without a possessor; therefore, you cannot have a female without a male.
We have - logic
You have - a woman's brain
We win.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 04:56 AM
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Bla, bla, bla, did I miss something?
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What a meaningful contribution to my thread. Sir, I am in awe. If I wore a hat, I'd take it off to you. Why haven't you won a nobel prize yet? Surely Einstein himself could not compare to you!
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 05:00 AM
You don't scare me, woman.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 05:02 AM
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You don't scare me, woman.
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I wasn't trying to.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 01:48 PM
I'm starting to think the entire forum should be a men-only zone. We wouldn't be losing much.
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That's just ridiculous.....
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You call the Holocaust ridiculous? You think the deaths of up to 100 Jews is something to "lol" at? You pagan supremacists really are full of hate, aren't you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! -
04-22-2009, 03:15 PM
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I'm starting to think the entire forum should be a men-only zone. We wouldn't be losing much.
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Are you suggesting that the women are winning this argument?
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04-22-2009, 05:02 PM
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But don't worry boys, your extinction will take quite a while: estimates indicate you'll be here to be a pain in our asses for another 100,000 years or so.
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That's just sick-ularist silly talk. Long before then, we'll have been raptured, and the end of all things will have come. Of course, by "we" I mean the first-person plural exclusive rather than the first-person plural inclusive; no one expects either you or Mrs. Van Hellbound to be raptured.
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