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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-22-2009, 08:34 PM

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Are you suggesting that the women are winning this argument?
We are. That's probably because your defective Y chromosomes are preventing you from providing proper support for your arguments against your extinction.
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That's just sick-ularist silly talk. Long before then, we'll have been raptured, and the end of all things will have come. Of course, by "we" I mean the first-person plural exclusive rather than the first-person plural inclusive; no one expects either you or Mrs. Van Hellbound to be raptured.
No, we won't. And that's because there isn't going to be a Rapture.


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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-22-2009, 10:23 PM

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No, we won't. And that's because there isn't going to be a Rapture.
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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-22-2009, 11:39 PM

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Are you suggesting that the women are winning this argument?
No, I'm suggesting that women create unnecessary arguments where only peace and harmony would exist otherwise.
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We are. That's probably because your defective Y chromosomes are preventing you from providing proper support for your arguments against your extinction.
Just like your defective man-parts prevent you from having a proper defence against getting slapped in the face, eh?


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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-22-2009, 11:46 PM

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I'm starting to think the entire forum should be a men-only zone. We wouldn't be losing much.
Oh, you'd miss us. You know you would.

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You call the Holocaust ridiculous? You think the deaths of up to 100 Jews is something to "lol" at? You pagan supremacists really are full of hate, aren't you?
Not at all.
What's ridiculous is the fact that you call this man her granddaddy just because of the name. Is everyone called 'Smith' related?



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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-23-2009, 12:46 AM

I know I would miss you gals. Who would wash my underpants,and still love me afterwords?
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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-23-2009, 03:40 AM

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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-23-2009, 04:08 AM

I concur. I doubt any girl would presently want to wash Onion's underwear anyway.



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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-23-2009, 09:49 AM

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What's ridiculous is the fact that you call this man her granddaddy just because of the name. Is everyone called 'Smith' related?
No, but most people called Van Helsing probably are. One is a common name, the other isn't. Why do you always insist on being wrong about everything?


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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-23-2009, 06:56 PM

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I concur. I doubt any girl would presently want to wash Onion's underwear anyway.
Most heartily agreed.
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No, but most people called Van Helsing probably are. One is a common name, the other isn't. Why do you always insist on being wrong about everything?
Vienneau isn't too terribly common a surname either, but I'm will to bet I have no relation to the majority of Vienneaus out there.


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[...]Vienneau isn't too terribly common a surname either, but I'm will to bet I have no relation to the majority of Vienneaus out there.
True, they probably disowned you.

PS shouldn't it be "Vienneaux"?





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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-25-2009, 10:51 AM

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...e-species.html



Quite the clever little ant, eh?


The animal kingdom gets it!

So there you go.
Here you are takling about how important you men are in the role of propagating the species.....EVOLUTION of these ants shows that hey, males might not even be necessary in many years to come!

So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.

Although I, personally, wouldn't really like to see men go....I rather like the services a man's able to perform....though don't quote me on that
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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-25-2009, 06:28 PM

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True, they probably disowned you. Meanie face!

PS shouldn't it be "Vienneaux"?
While we were in France, yes (many generations ago). For some reason or other, when we moved to Canada the "x" was dropped; never understood why. Funny how that happens.


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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-25-2009, 10:51 PM

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Vienneau isn't too terribly common a surname either, but I'm will to bet I have no relation to the majority of Vienneaus out there.
I'll bet you have NO relation to anyone who will claim you. Why don't you pick another? LeSmith maybe. Or Clouseau.


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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-26-2009, 03:19 AM

oh PUH-LEEZ Ezekiel, grow a brain. Men and Women are equal. just different it happens. and thank you, Van Helsing, for pointing out something that people should've known by now: There is no superior Sex. Yay!
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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-26-2009, 03:51 AM

We have no time for feminazi propaganda. Back your claim up with Scriptural evidence, Shresh, or we will ignore you.
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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-26-2009, 05:02 AM

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So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.
Women have always been revolting. If you didn't have cooters there would be a bounty on all of you. Listen up! GOD gave Adam his choice of any animal in the Kingdon as a 'helpmeet'. If I want something to nag me and throw my money away I can train a parrot. The world began to go downhill at EXACTLY the time women got the vote in America. First they banned beer. That should have given everyone the hint. Now they are trying to take away firearms. You women get your asses out of the dress store and start doing a little work or there's a younger, prettier one who would rather have your job.

I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense. Ants, indeed! When is the last time ants did anything I care about? A man will buy you a drink and take you to church. An ant will bite you. Even JESUS stepped on ants.


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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-26-2009, 05:21 AM

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oh PUH-LEEZ Ezekiel, grow a brain. Men and Women are equal. just different it happens. and thank you, Van Helsing, for pointing out something that people should've known by now: There is no superior Sex. Yay!
Man you are DUMB. A woman isn't just different. Woman came from man to serve man. You must have never read the Bible LOL.


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Your desire will be for your husband,
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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-26-2009, 05:32 AM

All you dumb women who think men can be replaced need to watch this video and realize that before the MEN got to this point they had to spend hours or days out in the cold tracking this beast down and dispatching it.

The first woman I see who can pull a compound bow, do this and get home alive with the meat will get a medal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKm42...eature=related


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Default Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think! - 04-26-2009, 05:50 AM

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I'll bet you have NO relation to anyone who will claim you. Why don't you pick another? LeSmith maybe. Or Clouseau.
I have a few family names: Vienneau (which, apparently, a very, very long time ago was Vino back when our ancestors lived in Italy and were winemakers; not sure on that, though), McKenny, Chamberlain, Benson (my least favourite surname, thank the Gods I'm not a blood Benson), and Peller.
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All you dumb women who think men can be replaced need to watch this video and realize that before the MEN got to this point they had to spend hours or days out in the cold tracking this beast down and dispatching it.

The first woman I see who can pull a compound bow, do this and get home alive with the meat will get a medal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKm42...eature=related
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